Discussion in 'Tennis Tips/Instruction' started by sureshs, Apr 13, 2013.
totally voted yes
suresh is a solid 5.0, at least, and can easily double bagel Jolly.
I've seen him play against another legend, Tushylovesrafa.
I tell ya, the balls were crying for mercy that day.
Hahahaha, I'll take that price. Sureshs, prepare to be instructed!
What suresh really needs is that Gill Reyes training. Those tyres need to go.
Do you all think suresh can take a set off Nadal?
Looks like the arche is back
Suresh is not insane. Just bored and needs attention.
I guess its harmless. I find a lot of men around middle age start acting strange. Spouting like they are experts at something. Personally as I get older I'm realizing how much I don't know. Quite the opposite. Its not like age makes you sage or something if you were dumb to begin with. Your old and stupid as opposed to just stupid.
Suresh would probably be the guy to hand out tips after you bagel and breadstick him..lol.
I love those guys.
I played a guy last week and he quit at 0-5, love 30. First set. I guess he didn't want to get bagelled. Afterwards he tells me because I hit so much spin it takes him about 5 games to get used to it. Thats why I was winning. If we had kept playing he would of won. And went on to tell me how he hits a fh.
Yes..I love it. Only in tennis.
I played a guy who used to beat me when I started back into the game. good player, but a directional guy..no spin and he is slow so I pinned him back deep and drop shotted him.
Now I can pretty much beat him without much effort. Of course each time after, he tells me he was having a bad day. I understand a few, but every time? C'mon man.
Is suresh like ttwarrior in girth?
Sureshs vs. ttwarrior1. That'd be a match I would love to see.
Would be a good match. Winner buys the diet coke and loser buys the twinkies.
I'm impressed that this thread has progressed this far without turning its focus instead to LeeD. It's a testament to your strength of identity here, Suresh.
I personally would contribute to the sponsorship / production costs were a full reality series to be filmed around LeeD, backed by a complete coaching / conditioning / medical team, taking a shot at competing at top ITF seniors events. His knee would probably have to be fixed first, but then he could start real training.
Tennis is full of people whom have no idea what being an athlete means. They have never played a team sport. Took up tennis as an adult. And don't understand you can't just analyse tennis to become a higher level player. Hence we get all these hackers talking like coaching pros. They think its easy.
Can I have your e-mail, tennispodpro?
you give a ton of experiences and knowledge to the boards. i have the utmost respect for you and voted yes. they should at the very least send you a cap and some stickers
I agree. Send sureshs a ttw hat. Monogrammed.
Yes, those Luvforfty/Dozu shoes are hard to fill.
Yeah true. At the very least he deserves a t shirt.
do we get to see a video of sureshs so we can decide if he needs a sponsorship for the 4.0 or 4.5 sectionals?
Let's see a video of you playing, suresh. Maybe a clip
of you hitting with cheetah?
Curious to see the result of your diligent, countless hours of internet
research and analysis.
I am sure he can. He has studied the in's and out's of Nadal since 2004 or so. He can attack every crack in Nadal's game.
suresh's famous slice-topspin-reverse-kick serve is virtually unpickable (see 'secret of the serve' thread by suresh).
He just needs to hold his own when serving for the match.
Sureshs might not be able to close out the match though. With luv40 and dozu cheering so loudly it might be too much a distraction. He misses an easy 1hbh because he forgets which bevel has magic. Nadal pulls through. Not too shabby from just ttw postings and research.
LOL only Nadal attacks his crack LOL with his fingers
Suresh do you have a camera? Are we hitting this Sunday?
Try googling "suresh s tennis" (no quotes)....
The FB guy is not me, though
Yes please video 3.5-4.0 guru sureshs tennis skillz for ttw. Maybe yandel can do a series on sureshs? Like kiteboard. Do you have a signature shot sureshs?
Naah, I am sure suresh will be able to pull it out ... when push comes to shove.
Reported for obvious sexual overtones.
Don't you need to know how to play tennis for futures?
Not if you are sureshs.
Don't stop at Mars...he wants to go to Uranus!
I'd vote for LeeD or his partner in crime that cannot be named, for TW sponsorship.
Especially when they've already been sponsored before (with T-Shirts I think).
This would be like advertising on one of those huge freeway billboards.
I think TW should do it.
lol, sponsoring is one thing but how would they make sense what the sponsorship is for? Certainly not Futures. Still, whatever they come up with the reason, I vote yes.
The people on Uranus are paying us to keep Poobs here. They don't want him to return to his home planet.
Using "huge" and "free" in reference to Poobs always makes me think of the scam he played along with his pal at the Indian restaurant for a huge, free meal.
No amount of tennis knowledge can make up for the raw athleticism of sureshs.
Raw is definitely a word that befits him.
Nonsense and utter blasphemy to say such a thing of suresh's refined and highly polished game.
Some even say well rounded but I am afraid that may come across as a pun.
Um who is Suresh
Please check the Official Sureshs thread.
Or the Who is Hero Suresh thread.
You are most welcome.
I don't understand - he struggles to hit a ball.
I can understand your dilemma.
He struggles to move, so he struggles to hit a ball.
Yet, if you factor in his weight, then he is the smoothest person on the planet, smoother than Federer.
I will defer to @stringertom who is the world's leading expert on sureshsology which is a branch of analogy.
But you are Sentilite, a moon of Uranus, that he is absorbed about visiting.
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