Discussion in 'General Pro Player Discussion' started by Cesc Fabregas, Jun 19, 2011.
"A dog has run on to the court, and it's beaten Tim Henman".
New balls..... are growing on both of the Williams sisters.
That was just too funny.
"There's no strawberries left, you'll have to have chips"
Frankie Boyle's hilarious :lol:
That whole episode is hilarious
Very funny. I'll think of new jokes to submit during rain delays.
I expect there will be about 235 new jokes by the end of Week one.
joke no. 1.
I remember there was another episode of Mock the Week that talked about Wimbledon.
They were saying about how the British numbers 2 and 3 turned up to play with snooker cues. Was pretty funny.
Cesc, is the guy in your avatar the same as the guy who made the strawberries joke in the vid?
yeah it is. Frankie Boyle.
Caroline Wozniacki, still around in the 2nd week.
Nadal complains to the empire about his opponent taking too long between points.
Nadal seems to be targeting Federer's forehand.
Feeder is running around his forehand to hit inside out backhands to Nadal's forehand.
Federer is 9/9 in breakpoints against Nadal.
Rommil, where art thou ?
p.s. 9/9 BP's suggests a triple bagel, does it ??
Ahhhh..... British twit!
Wit, i mean.
Unless Nadal actually broke back, then yess, you are correct.
Cats are winning the battle of superiority against Rabbits.
Federer angry with umpire for letting him take too long to challenge a call.
Nadal to break habit, goes without underwear for the fortnight.
Sharapova with high 1st serve percentage
Isner routs Mahut in rematch; five total aces.
The grass close to the net is worn down.
This is kinda sad.
"beautiful touch at net, that John Isner"
(love that round of Mock the Week)
"And it's a first men's single title for <insert britishmalenamehere>"
Hey Senti, haven't been here much. I have been hitting the courts a lot lately for the tennis circuit, fending off some Sunny Deols on the tennis courts lol.
Yesterday, I played against an Indian guy (Vijay if you don't believe me ) and mentioned Sunny Deol. His eyes lit up in amazement on why I know that name.
Nadal: " I'm favorite to win Wimbledon, no?"
Serena: " Ma'am lineswoman, I believe your footfault call on me is utterly erroneous. I respectfully suggest the call be corrected so I may reconsider not gracefully placing this round Slazenger ball down your throat which may in effect end your life. Pleeaaseeee?"
Yep, dats the ballboys doin dere job.
Yeah, i told y'all that he's an old failed actor, his dad and mom were famous, all the brothers (and one sis) are trying their hand out at the family business and failing. Taking his name will just ruin your reputation, lol !
Much better to talk of Paes and Bhupathi and Sania. Or Amritraj brothers and the Krishnans.
I believe a polite, well-mannered girl like Serena would have said esophagus i/o throat.
Separate names with a comma.