Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by forzainter, Oct 17, 2007.
That's sometimes a side effect...of having 100 legs to insert into his pants one leg at a time.
Kentucky hams were traditionally made from Hampshire hogs. Hampshire hogs (a thin rind hog) were imported from England in the late 1820's because they were a hearty breed that foraged well on their own. The most common name for these hogs at this time was Thin Rind hogs.
Smithfield hams come from the town of Smithfield in Isle of Wight county, near the Hampton Roads section of Virginia. Until 1926 the hogs had to be peanut fed.
We’ve all seen pigs wallowing in the mud..
But how about swimming in a crystal clear sea?
On the uninhabited Bahaman Island of Big Major Cay, that’s exactly what they do.
A population of wild aquatic swine rules the island, and many have taken to swimming out to the boats offshore,
in the hope of being rewarded with a tasty snack.
I wonder if anyone has ever *fished* a piglet
I hear the piglets on Big Suri Cay dress in pink and green bikinis.
My husband told me he heard a news story that an American woman with no ties to England woke up from general anesthesia speaking with a British accent.
In life when a door closes you open it. That's how doors work.
When I was a kid I would sometimes call Time and Temperature. Also, something called "Dial-a-Prayer."
Who knew that Swedes can dance?
Humans have 2 legs.
Poor Jim Morrison mistook his mic stand for a door.
I'm left handed and right footed.
A sharp wit is a fine thing, but a sharp tongue a disgrace.
A sharp cheddar beats them all.
@Comb Over Champion would like to point out that the male species have 3 legs or 5 legs, in general.
The Sharpshooter by Dwayne ''The Rock'' Johnson.
Largest hailstone: 17.5 inches (Coffeyville, Kansas; September 3, 1979) , weight 1.67 pounds
Please, let's not compare ourselves to our Lord and Master Sureshs.
I'm confused if it's blasphemy or redundancy to mention SexiSuri in the useless information thread.
Will have to consult with members of the Vortexian Council on this... @Sentinel @donquijote @gut wax
Confucius Say Jeopardy Answer In Form Of Question -
What is sound of one hand crapping?
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What is the SexiSuri backhand dump volley???
And it is written, "Thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy sureshs in vain".
I fix it for u.
Thank you very much, it is what needs to be fixed, that third leg!
With a big phat vein in it, no doubt!
Harem girls now faint!
Must be the goliath pumps administered by eager harem girls.
With such a big head, he must do a lot of thinking. Oxygen supply is of paramount importance.
The turban may have been tied too tight once and induced his delusions of grandeur.
Sureshs's delusions of grandeur don't have a (third) leg to stand on.
There are 10 hurdles to deal with in a 110-meter race. I have twice that many to clear in my 20-day race through New Year's Day.
Elizabeth Montgomery played the role of Samantha in "Bewitched."
Her father Robert Montgomery was twice nominated for Best Actor but failed to win either Oscar.
3 years ago today it was 10:11 on 12/13/14
I had two chorizo burritos for breakfast while searching craigslist for a good used ping pong table.
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