USO Men's Final Cancelled

Noelan

Legend
USTA, responding to outcries that the men's final will either be "toilet" or "garbage," possibly both, has cancelled the match. Both players are to receive runner-up money with the rest being donated to hurricane relief and a face-lift for NIck Bollitieri. Is fantastic, no?
USO trophy and both checks should be handed to Gulbis. The heck with hurricane and face -lifting. Booze and girls rules:cool:
 

Nostradamus

Bionic Poster
USTA, responding to outcries that the men's final will either be "toilet" or "garbage," possibly both, has cancelled the match. Both players are to receive runner-up money with the rest being donated to hurricane relief and a face-lift for NIck Bollitieri. Is fantastic, no?
Who were these Outcries from ????????????
 

marc45

G.O.A.T.
USTA, responding to outcries that the men's final will either be "toilet" or "garbage," possibly both, has cancelled the match. Both players are to receive runner-up money with the rest being donated to hurricane relief and a face-lift for NIck Bollitieri. Is fantastic, no?
convinced all the "toilet/garbage" talk is coming from Nadal-haters who are just trying to prepare themselves for a Nadal win...of course if the upset happens they'll be the first ones here crowing, their prediction be damned
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I just heard that the US Open Tournament Director Severin Luthi announced that the US Open final would instead be played by Roger Federer and a qualifier of his choice. Federer is currently selecting from a list of injured and retired challenger level players who have never played in a major before.
 

Mainad

Bionic Poster
USTA, responding to outcries that the men's final will either be "toilet" or "garbage," possibly both, has cancelled the match. Both players are to receive runner-up money with the rest being donated to hurricane relief and a face-lift for NIck Bollitieri. Is fantastic, no?
Can both claim the win so that Rafa gets to 16 and Kev can have his maiden Slam? :cool:
 

Mainad

Bionic Poster
USO trophy and both checks should be handed to Gulbis. The heck with hurricane and face -lifting. Booze and girls rules:cool:
Nah, Ernie's never needed the dosh. Give it to Bernie, he's worked hard to get where he is and needs every penny he can lay his hands on to fund his increasingly lavish lifestyle. :cool:
 

metsman

G.O.A.T.
I just heard that the US Open Tournament Director Severin Luthi announced that the US Open final would instead be played by Roger Federer and a qualifier of his choice. Federer is currently selecting from a list of injured and retired challenger level players who have never played in a major before.
Federer's path to the title still tougher than 04-07 mugshow.
 

duaneeo

Legend
convinced all the "toilet/garbage" talk is coming from Nadal-haters who are just trying to prepare themselves for a Nadal win...of course if the upset happens they'll be the first ones here crowing, their prediction be damned
Definitely. And of course, if Nadal had lost in the QFs and it was Federer facing Anderson, the toilet/garbage talk would be coming from Federer-haters. These boards are more predictable than the outcome of any match.
 

Sartorius

Hall of Fame
I just heard that the US Open Tournament Director Severin Luthi announced that the US Open final would instead be played by Roger Federer and a qualifier of his choice. Federer is currently selecting from a list of injured and retired challenger level players who have never played in a major before.
Yep. I also just heard Luthi suggested Sureshs, and Fed went "hell no".
 
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Deleted member 716271

Guest
Yep. I also just heard Luthi suggested Sureshs, and Fed went "hell no".
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Sureshs DTL FH to Fed's backhand has too much pace for Roger to handle. Maybe back in his prime, he could overcome it, but not at this late stage in his career. Particularly not on a slow court where the athletic Grand Poobah would have an edge on the stiff backed Swiss.
 

GabeT

G.O.A.T.
USTA, responding to outcries that the men's final will either be "toilet" or "garbage," possibly both, has cancelled the match. Both players are to receive runner-up money with the rest being donated to hurricane relief and a face-lift for NIck Bollitieri. Is fantastic, no?
I keep reading this and laughing out loud
 
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