Then apparently we have some abnormal people on this board.
I think most people couldn’t care less what “doping” means under the Code and can and will distinguish cheats from inadvertent doping and/or negligent athletes. Just like the Code itself contemplates ADOs and independent tribunals will do when it comes to sanctions time. (Except for losing your prize money and points which is the one area strict liability is used for sanctions.)
Also I don’t think the definition is really stupid it just follows from the structure of the WADA Code. I did take a quick look at MLB and Crossfit two groups that handle their own doping but they just call their programs Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program (MLB) and Drug Testing Program (Cross-fit) and don’t even mention anti-doping. Like the issue is drug dependence/prevention not cheating.

They both, of course, use strict liability for violations.
One thing that caught my eye re the MLB program which is the product of collective bargaining between the league and the players union. They agreed to conduct a confidential joint investigation into “whether and to what extent the consumption of potentially contaminated meat products in the Dominican Republic (and other locations agreed to by the parties) could cause a player to test positive for either Boldenone or Nandrolone.”

They also say “This agreement is without prejudice to either party's positions regarding the necessity, or relative merits of the Joint Investigation and any result(s) thereof.”

My translation: if we (league) agree to do this expensive and wasteful investigation then you guys (players) stop with the fake contaminated meat stories.