Wanna Vomit? Read This....It's About Federer

There is only him
So impossibly creamy
So incredibly cool
Faithful to his frumpy little honeybunch, Mirka
And loving it too!

There is only him
Although this pertains to you
It's time to dump those Rafa and Nole guys
Get on the winning team!
Hop the Fed train soon!.....for......

There is only him
Steadfast and true
Impervious to Serbian's genuflecting
As well as Spaniard's OCD-ing
Also, Nick likes him too

There is only him
He alone is tennis
How do I know?
Mary Carillo said so
What more confirmation do you need, people?