Discussion in 'Tennis Tips/Instruction' started by Mansewerz, Nov 14, 2008.
this is a question only Jolly can answer.
not my gf...under age. if you're into kiddies then go to the playground.
i think.... it's a very big takeback. tada!
i can hold the attention of tennis playing passer-by for 5 mins
can hold attention of non tennis playing passer by for about 1 min
how bout you?
ok...getting the picture now. :roll:
expected, diversion from the question
bad call: BB, come, me so scared. i cant handle this alone.
responding to BB:
someone that knows more doesnt necessary know the answer, agree?
Oh...you didn't see the video of him hitting before, or read his other posts?
I thought you knew who you were dealing with and just egging him on a bit lol.
no man i'm clueless about posters til something comes up and i start scratching my head.
The only problem I see with the forehand is the shoulders being turned to early. Hold the shoulders a little bit longer, bend your knees more, and step into the court and that'll look pro.
As you know, if a US player has been identified as a potential 3.5, the USTA and NSA, CIA, CDC swoops in and spends hundred of billions on you to make you into a treasured 3.5. There was a recent breakthrough in that potential 3.5 candidates will have detachable reproductive organs so that the steriod treatment will not affect the removed organs. If one need to screw one can screw in the screwing piece and screw. Remove when finished.
Unfortunately for me, I never though that I would ever get to the 3.0 much less the 3.5 level and nobody in the USTA identified me as a possible hence mine gonads were left intact. Hence, the damage
FYI, the Spanish Federation does something very ingenious. Their players also have their parts removed. However, do to the strict Catholic mandate, their parts are stored in specially created compartments in their buttocks. Nadal was never comfortable with it when he turn 3.5, that is why he always pick his buttock before serving. He wants to check that they are still inside his cheeks.
I know that I boast about hoping to make it to 4.0 but I know that it is just a pipe dream. Without the assistance from the massive tennis/industrial complex I will never make it to that exalted level. Whenever there is a crisis in the world, the first thing Obama askes is "where are my double oh four dot o's?".
Why can't you make friends and impress people?
I can't leave you alone for a second on the forums.
I apologize Obi-Wan.
But you know how I feel about people with no self respect, who don't show others respect, and wonder why nobody respects them.
Crack on head!
Use your Jedi mind trick.
Darth Federer has twin girls.
Hm... the Force is strong within him and Lady Mirka.
One of the girls must be sent to the Wudan Monastery so that in time she can wield the Jade Racket.
Ok, I'll try the mind trick first next time, but if it doesn't work, I am cutting him in half with my lightsabre.
Did anyone ever tell the Jedi Council that they have too many rules?
You have the council's permission to slice in half anyone who has turned to the Dark Side.
1)i never made any claims of being good.
2)please do commet on my videos. i need all the help i can get.
3)do you consider yourself a good player?
He has a long take back and it is a bit loopy and whippy. He generates good pace off of it. But I like the compact swing style, like an agassi. But good stuff nonetheless.
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