What If.....Kei Beats Rafa In Monte Carlo?

[Your Hero]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

Most of us have wisely written Kei off as a lame-o pusher but what if
we're not wise? What if we're wrong? What if Kei beats Rafa in Monte
Carlo? What if he beats him.....in straights? What do we do then? How
do we re-calibrate? We've been pretty certain he's an empty pretty boy
who looks more like a surfer than a tennis player. You have to figure a
28 year old that cute is probably in it more for the easy sex than any
sports glory/history but what if he's not in it for the nookie? What if he
couldn't be further from Stepanek in motivation? So many questions here.

One thing's for sure, if Kei beats him it'll throw one big fat beautiful
butt plug into this clay season. Who wouldn't like that?

 

[Gary Duane]

What if pigs fly...

 

[r2473]

Federer

 

[roleaux987]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

Most of us have wisely written Kei off as a lame-o pusher but what if
we're not wise? What if we're wrong? What if Kei beats Rafa in Monte
Carlo? What if he beats him.....in straights? What do we do then? How
do we re-calibrate? We've been pretty certain he's an empty pretty boy
who looks more like a surfer than a tennis player. You have to figure a
28 year old that cute is probably in it more for the easy sex than any
sports glory/history but what if he's not in it for the nookie? What if he
couldn't be further from Stepanek in motivation? So many questions here.

One thing's for sure, if Kei beats him it'll throw one big fat beautiful
butt plug into this clay season. Who wouldn't like that?

where will the butt plug be inserted?

 

[Clay lover]

Nishikori a pretty boy looking like a surfer? What?

 

[Your Hero]

where will the butt plug be inserted?

I can't answer that. I'm probably on thin ice around here already.

 

[InsideOut900]

Nishikori will never get it easier on clay than he had it in the Madrid 14 final.
Perfect scenario with Nadal in poor form and Madrid conditions suiting him and still can't get the job done.

 

[roleaux987]

I can't answer that. I'm probably on thin ice around here already.

Good one

 

[Im(moral) Winner]

What if pigs fly...

 

[citybert]

You mean like Madrid when Kei was leading and had to default in the final?

 

[Jonas78]

With Kei's outstanding record vs Big3 thats very likely to happen...

 

[Your Hero]

Glad I covered my butt with this thread to make up for the Zverev thread.

 

[Ronaldo]

 

[zagor]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

Most of us have wisely written Kei off as a lame-o pusher but what if
we're not wise? What if we're wrong? What if Kei beats Rafa in Monte
Carlo? What if he beats him.....in straights? What do we do then? How
do we re-calibrate? We've been pretty certain he's an empty pretty boy
who looks more like a surfer than a tennis player. You have to figure a
28 year old that cute is probably in it more for the easy sex than any
sports glory/history but what if he's not in it for the nookie? What if he
couldn't be further from Stepanek in motivation? So many questions here.

One thing's for sure, if Kei beats him it'll throw one big fat beautiful
butt plug into this clay season. Who wouldn't like that?

We'll cross that bridge when we get there, that is to say never.

 

[KINGROGER]

Then Nishikori has saved tennis for now.

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

i'll go in a japanese restaurant to celebrate

well, ok... i'll go anyway..... ​

 

[MeatTornado]

He could've double-bageled Sascha today and I still wouldn't consider a win over Rafa in a clay final being in the realm of possibility.

 

[Mainad]

i'll go in a japanese restaurant to celebrate

well, ok... i'll go anyway.....

If you do, you must rush in and shout at the top of your voice:

​

 

[Terenigma]

The important thing is that one of them will lose. That's what makes me happy

 

[vive le beau jeu !]

If you do, you must rush in and shout at the top of your voice:

​

ok, i will !
... when i'm aware of the result (and after i made sure i'm not going to destroy anybody's ears)

 

[fednad]

What If.....Kei Beats Rafa In Monte Carlo?

That would mean Nadal was injured. Healthy NadsyPants cannot lose, you see

 

[thomasferrett]

Nishikori? You mean the guy who should be playing on the Challenger circuit?

 

[True Fanerer]

Nishikorigoat threads everywhere

 

[Deleted member 742196]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

Most of us have wisely written Kei off as a lame-o pusher but what if
we're not wise? What if we're wrong? What if Kei beats Rafa in Monte
Carlo? What if he beats him.....in straights? What do we do then? How
do we re-calibrate? We've been pretty certain he's an empty pretty boy
who looks more like a surfer than a tennis player. You have to figure a
28 year old that cute is probably in it more for the easy sex than any
sports glory/history but what if he's not in it for the nookie? What if he
couldn't be further from Stepanek in motivation? So many questions here.

One thing's for sure, if Kei beats him it'll throw one big fat beautiful
butt plug into this clay season. Who wouldn't like that?

Nishikori is anything but a pusher.

Hopefully he has enough left in the tank to nab MC, lord knows the only excitement we've had so far in 2018 were a few of Fed's curious losses.

Let Fedal eke out the big 4 tournaments, for as long as it takes a heir apparent to come along.

For masters', having some new faces would be a really good thing for tennis.

 

[Chadillac]

He will probably hurt his wrist and retire, nadal hits a heavy ball and his wrist is already questionable

 

[acintya]

 

[marc45]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

Most of us have wisely written Kei off as a lame-o pusher but what if
we're not wise? What if we're wrong? What if Kei beats Rafa in Monte
Carlo? What if he beats him.....in straights? What do we do then? How
do we re-calibrate? We've been pretty certain he's an empty pretty boy
who looks more like a surfer than a tennis player. You have to figure a
28 year old that cute is probably in it more for the easy sex than any
sports glory/history but what if he's not in it for the nookie? What if he
couldn't be further from Stepanek in motivation? So many questions here.

One thing's for sure, if Kei beats him it'll throw one big fat beautiful
butt plug into this clay season. Who wouldn't like that?

are you alright?

too afraid to ask what if Kei beats him on Thursday too, twice in 5 days...orgy time I guess?

 

[Newballs]

Rafa is still waking up, wouldn’t surprise me to see him do again what he did last year on clay.

 

[li0scc0]

I'd be shocked if Nadal loses more than 3 games.

 

[Nostradamus]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

Most of us have wisely written Kei off as a lame-o pusher but what if
we're not wise? What if we're wrong? What if Kei beats Rafa in Monte
Carlo? What if he beats him.....in straights? What do we do then? How
do we re-calibrate? We've been pretty certain he's an empty pretty boy
who looks more like a surfer than a tennis player. You have to figure a
28 year old that cute is probably in it more for the easy sex than any
sports glory/history but what if he's not in it for the nookie? What if he
couldn't be further from Stepanek in motivation? So many questions here.

One thing's for sure, if Kei beats him it'll throw one big fat beautiful
butt plug into this clay season. Who wouldn't like that?

NOT happening with that bad wrist. Kei is still grabbing that wrist whenever he has to hit the ball on stretch or heavy ball. Kei will be grabbing that wrist a lot tomorrow. But Good NEWS, Kei has built in excuse for losing to Nadal,, his wrist isn't 100 % yet

 

[Deleted member 77403]

NOT happening with that bad wrist. Kei is still grabbing that wrist whenever he has to hit the ball on stretch or heavy ball. Kei will be grabbing that wrist a lot tomorrow. But Good NEWS, Kei has built in excuse for losing to Nadal,, his wrist isn't 100 % yet

LOL

When thank heavens he's got that covered, I can watch the match more relaxed now.

 

[Bartelby]

He's taking a leaf out of the master excuse-maker's book, then.

NOT happening with that bad wrist. Kei is still grabbing that wrist whenever he has to hit the ball on stretch or heavy ball. Kei will be grabbing that wrist a lot tomorrow. But Good NEWS, Kei has built in excuse for losing to Nadal,, his wrist isn't 100 % yet

 

[Cfidave]

Unfortunately, Kei has nothing in his game to hurt Nadal. Until someone can take advantage of Nadal standing 15 feet behind the baseline to return serve, Rafa will continue to win.

 

[Cenarius]

I'd be shocked if Nadal loses more than 3 games.

And I'd be shocked if Nishikori wins more than 9 games.

 

[Prabhanjan]

That might just mean that nadal has lost

 

[Sentinel]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

I've read your poast. and you've really not given ANY reason for us to consider anything

If you are just trying to raise our hopes, shame on ya !!

 

[justasport]

I have said plenty of times over the past few days, but I will say it again. Rafa is going to win Monte Carlo, Barcelona, Madrid, Rome and Roland Garros this year without losing a single set. You heard it here first.

 

[Federev]

Go ahead and guffaw....when you're done guffawing, consider this....

Most of us have wisely written Kei off as a lame-o pusher but what if
we're not wise? What if we're wrong? What if Kei beats Rafa in Monte
Carlo? What if he beats him.....in straights? What do we do then? How
do we re-calibrate? We've been pretty certain he's an empty pretty boy
who looks more like a surfer than a tennis player. You have to figure a
28 year old that cute is probably in it more for the easy sex than any
sports glory/history but what if he's not in it for the nookie? What if he
couldn't be further from Stepanek in motivation? So many questions here.

One thing's for sure, if Kei beats him it'll throw one big fat beautiful
butt plug into this clay season. Who wouldn't like that?

I guffaw'd.

I predict Kei will get a bread stick and a bagel for his Monte Carlo breakfast by the sea.

 

[Purplemonster]

Nishikori a pretty boy looking like a surfer? What?

Pretty boy ???

 

[Clay lover]

Pretty boy ???

That's what he said. The only takeaway I got from the OP is he's probably into Asian boys.

 

[Druss]

What are the odds of Nishikori suffering a muscle strain/spasm/cramp and does a w/o or retirement by end of season?

 

[D.Nalby12]

Has Nishikori ever defeated Nadal before? He came close beating him in Madrid though(should have won that). So I guess he has game to trouble Nadal on clay but beating him takes much more than that.

 

[Im(moral) Winner]

Has Nishikori ever defeated Nadal before? He came close beating him in Madrid though(should have won that). So I guess he has game to trouble Nadal on clay but beating him takes much more than that.

Canada 2015 and their most important match at the last Olympics for bronze.

 

[ak24alive]

That's what he said. The only takeaway I got from the OP is he's probably into Asian boys.

Actually he wrote the same lines for Zverev in another thread called "What if... Zverev beats Nadal" and copied the exact same lines just changing Zverev to Kei.

 

[Gato]

For Kei is getting to the final enourmous result, so many 3 set matches after coming back.. he is happy with that I bet. No chance to take down Nadal

 

[junior74]

Kei has a very good backhand dtl, and his angled crosscourt forehand has been firing this week.

If Kei gets a good start, the match has potential. When Dimitrov put pressure on Nadal, errors snuck in. They always do, in all players. It's harder to hit winners, when there is a close match and every point gets important.

Best of luck to Kei, nice to see him back on the tour - nothing to lose here

 

[Your Hero]

That's what he said. The only takeaway I got from the OP is he's probably into Asian boys.

No, you just missed the sequence of events. I wrote the thread about Zverev when Zverev
was a set up against Kei. Then Kei rebounded so I simply changed the names and then
re-posted the same thread.

edit, I see now it was explained already. carry on.......