What If Tennis Was Never Invented?

Berrettini_Fan

Berrettini_Fan

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What would active players be doing today?

  • Coco Gauff: Prada Saleswoman
  • Novak Djokovic: Leader of New-Age Cult
  • Stefanos Tsitsipas: Recruiter for Djokovic's Cult
  • Aryna Sabalenka: Psychiatrist
  • Carlos Alcaraz: Pokemon Cosplayer
  • Donna Vekic: Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer
  • Jannik SinnerJ: Chef of a rat-infested restaurant
  • Iga Swiatek: In prison for stalking and violating Professional Soccer Star Nadal's restraining order
  • Nick Kyrgios: Video Game Streamer who loses subscribers after committing charity fraud
  • Denis Shapovalov: Unemployed Rapper
  • Holger Rune: Concert Pianist
  • Casper Ruud: Exorcist
  • Danielle Collins: Going viral for being a Karen at a salon
  • Victoria Azarenka: Professional Bird-Caller
  • Tommy Paul: Cryptocurrency Trader
 
norcal

norcal

Legend
Berrettini_Fan said:
Danielle Collins: Going viral for being a Karen at a salon
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omfg
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nolefam_2024

nolefam_2024

Bionic Poster
Berrettini_Fan said:
What would active players be doing today?

  • Coco Gauff: Prada Saleswoman
  • Novak Djokovic: Leader of New-Age Cult
  • Stefanos Tsitsipas: Recruiter for Djokovic's Cult
  • Aryna Sabalenka: Psychiatrist
  • Carlos Alcaraz: Pokemon Cosplayer
  • Donna Vekic: Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer
  • Jannik SinnerJ: Chef of a rat-infested restaurant
  • Iga Swiatek: In prison for stalking and violating Professional Soccer Star Nadal's restraining order
  • Nick Kyrgios: Video Game Streamer who loses subscribers after committing charity fraud
  • Denis Shapovalov: Unemployed Rapper
  • Holger Rune: Concert Pianist
  • Casper Ruud: Exorcist
  • Danielle Collins: Going viral for being a Karen at a salon
  • Victoria Azarenka: Professional Bird-Caller
  • Tommy Paul: Cryptocurrency Trader
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Nole said he wants to be a scientist
 
Pheasant

Pheasant

Legend
Federer: Pro soccer player
Ruud: goat-level real estate agent
Nalbandian: eclipses Kobayashi for GOAT of hot dog eating contests
Kyrgios: mediocre social media influencer that's hooked on fentanyl
Benoit Paire: president of France
Sabalenka: GOAT-level hitman for hire
Sakkari: world-ranked powerlifter
Shapovalov: Curt Cobain minus the fame
MuryGOAT: ruler of the world
FAA: a great elementary school teacher
 
InsuranceMan

InsuranceMan

Hall of Fame
Berrettini_Fan said:
What would active players be doing today?

  • Coco Gauff: Prada Saleswoman
  • Novak Djokovic: Leader of New-Age Cult
  • Stefanos Tsitsipas: Recruiter for Djokovic's Cult
  • Aryna Sabalenka: Psychiatrist
  • Carlos Alcaraz: Pokemon Cosplayer
  • Donna Vekic: Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer
  • Jannik SinnerJ: Chef of a rat-infested restaurant
  • Iga Swiatek: In prison for stalking and violating Professional Soccer Star Nadal's restraining order
  • Nick Kyrgios: Video Game Streamer who loses subscribers after committing charity fraud
  • Denis Shapovalov: Unemployed Rapper
  • Holger Rune: Concert Pianist
  • Casper Ruud: Exorcist
  • Danielle Collins: Going viral for being a Karen at a salon
  • Victoria Azarenka: Professional Bird-Caller
  • Tommy Paul: Cryptocurrency Trader
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Pheasant said:
Federer: Pro soccer player
Ruud: goat-level real estate agent
Nalbandian: eclipses Kobayashi for GOAT of hot dog eating contests
Kyrgios: mediocre social media influencer that's hooked on fentanyl
Benoit Paire: president of France
Sabalenka: GOAT-level hitman for hire
Sakkari: world-ranked powerlifter
Shapovalov: Curt Cobain minus the fame
MuryGOAT: ruler of the world
FAA: a great elementary school teacher
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Youngheart

Youngheart

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What if tennis was never invented?? John McEnroe would yell to us "You can't be serious!" as he holds up a large mirror,
and we see that we are 300 pounds, from not having any activity or sport ambitions in our life. Pass the donuts, please.
 
Berrettini_Fan

Berrettini_Fan

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Youngheart said:
What if tennis was never invented?? John McEnroe would yell to us "You can't be serious!" as he holds up a large mirror,
and we see that we are 300 pounds, from not having any activity or sport ambitions in our life. Pass the donuts, please.
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Connors would be a featherweight boxer who becomes the real-life Rocky.
 
Lleytonstation

Lleytonstation

Talk Tennis Guru
Fed: he would invent tennis and become the greatest ever cause he would not let Djoker play

Djoker: President of Serbia

Dimitrov: model for hiking boots

Rafa: pro fisherman or footballer

Carlos: 3 time Triple crown Jockey winner @I Am Finnish

Sinner: owns the best Italian restaurant in Greece that sells only orange pasta

Tsits: actor, who ultimately turns into conspiracy believer and goes crazy

Khachanov: fighter pilot

Kyrgios: Best Call of Duty player to ever exist, but gives it up at age 13 to play Fifa half-arsed

Berr: owner and creater of Lazeee CatZ Pillaaawwwwz, and usually is seen modeling for his product

Fritz: boy band rock star who everyone forgets cause he couldnt make it on his own while his band partner (Medvedev) becomes an absolute rock star

Rublev: Some say he can still be seen in the back alleys of Arabia pretending to be Aladdin.
 
Aabye5

Aabye5

G.O.A.T.
Pheasant said:
Federer: Pro soccer player
Ruud: goat-level real estate agent
Nalbandian: eclipses Kobayashi for GOAT of hot dog eating contests
Kyrgios: mediocre social media influencer that's hooked on fentanyl
Benoit Paire: president of France
Sabalenka: GOAT-level hitman for hire
Sakkari: world-ranked powerlifter
Shapovalov: Curt Cobain minus the fame
MuryGOAT: ruler of the world
FAA: a great elementary school teacher
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No way Federer would be a pro soccer player. But you may be right about Paire.
 
Lleytonstation

Lleytonstation

Talk Tennis Guru
Berrettini_Fan said:
What would active players be doing today?

  • Coco Gauff: Prada Saleswoman
  • Novak Djokovic: Leader of New-Age Cult
  • Stefanos Tsitsipas: Recruiter for Djokovic's Cult
  • Aryna Sabalenka: Psychiatrist
  • Carlos Alcaraz: Pokemon Cosplayer
  • Donna Vekic: Harry Potter Fan Fiction Writer
  • Jannik SinnerJ: Chef of a rat-infested restaurant
  • Iga Swiatek: In prison for stalking and violating Professional Soccer Star Nadal's restraining order
  • Nick Kyrgios: Video Game Streamer who loses subscribers after committing charity fraud
  • Denis Shapovalov: Unemployed Rapper
  • Holger Rune: Concert Pianist
  • Casper Ruud: Exorcist
  • Danielle Collins: Going viral for being a Karen at a salon
  • Victoria Azarenka: Professional Bird-Caller
  • Tommy Paul: Cryptocurrency Trader
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Two things here really make me wonder...

One, imagine how may more Fast and Furious movie we would have gotten had tennis not existed? Would Paul Walker be alive?

Two, There is zero chance that Vekic could write quality Harry Potter fan fiction. I have seen her play many times. This is something she could not do, she does not have the imagination, knowledge, nor understanding of Harry Potter, nor Goblins, to do so. I think @MichaelNadal would vehemently agree.
 
StefanV

StefanV

Semi-Pro
Lleytonstation said:
Two things here really make me wonder...

One, imagine how may more Fast and Furious movie we would have gotten had tennis not existed? Would Paul Walker be alive?

Two, There is zero chance that Vekic could write quality Harry Potter fan fiction. I have seen her play many times. This is something she could not do, she does not have the imagination, knowledge, nor understanding of Harry Potter, nor Goblins, to do so. I think @MichaelNadal would vehemently agree.
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I am only interested in Voldemort/Hermione fanfiction.
 
B

Bambooman

Legend
If it was invented today with the technology we have now, how long would it take before the modern game emerged with a head
start?
 
soldat

soldat

Semi-Pro
Pheasant said:
Federer: Pro soccer player
Ruud: goat-level real estate agent
Nalbandian: eclipses Kobayashi for GOAT of hot dog eating contests
Kyrgios: mediocre social media influencer that's hooked on fentanyl
Benoit Paire: president of France
Sabalenka: GOAT-level hitman for hire
Sakkari: world-ranked powerlifter
Shapovalov: Curt Cobain minus the fame
MuryGOAT: ruler of the world
FAA: a great elementary school teacher
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Federer: Used car salesman
Nadal: is more likely to be the soccer player but not very pro
Djokovic: Doctor but for alternative/holistic medicine
 
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