What is your type?

[RSJfan]

It’s been recently revealed that certain Bionic Posters are suffering from exhaustion and posting burnout. Sad. As I hope you realize, the entire TTW operation is based upon a strong foundation of Bionic Posters. You can’t simply produce new ones on call and it’s unrealistic to believe that AI can replace them. There may be a simple physical explanation for Bionic Poster burnout. If you are a Bionic Poster suffering from burnout please reference the Bristol stool chart and identify the type that most closely matches your last business. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

 

[Sudacafan]

I believe there’s only one Bionic Poster who’d be truly interested in responding to this poll: the one with a remarkable past experience handling Cologuard samples.

On the other hand, I’m not sure the “exhaustion syndrome” often mentioned in the Bionic Posters community applies to him at all. He always seems hyperactive, constantly competing in multiple racket sports over the weekends and eagerly posting his scores on cue.

 

[RSJfan]

I believe there’s only one Bionic Poster who’d be truly interested in responding to this poll: the one with a remarkable past experience handling Cologuard samples.

On the other hand, I’m not sure the “exhaustion syndrome” often mentioned in the Bionic Posters community applies to him at all. He always seems hyperactive, constantly competing in multiple racket sports over the weekends and eagerly posting his scores on cue.

I tried to make the post and poll invite general so as to not potentially embarrass anyone. And votes are not displayed publicly. In addition, I don’t intend to have the results certified to reduce the risk of a leak; I hope your security team is not offended.