What would your role be on THE new planet?

So I am starting a new planet, and @Zara and I will be taking a space ship to this new planet. Obviously we will be taking many of you in sleeping pods as well (those who pass our rigorous test... or bring food).

So, what would you want your new role to be if you were apart of a new colonized planet?

I could see @Azure and @Tennease being alien creature researchers.

@dgold44 could work with @Bartelby to start the new government. :-D:-D:-D:-D

@Sentinel and @Sudacafan could create a expedition crew to unearth any threats to us.

@FedFosterWallace could be our philosopher and bring the truth of Fed's greatness to another galactic Empire.

Personally, my goal would be to reproduce with humans and aliens (depending on looks), and of course researching the resources and surrounding galactic empires.

What would you want to do? Plan cities? Politics? Invent? What would your role be in creating a new life on a new planet?
 

Gary Duane

G.O.A.T.
So I am starting a new planet, and @Zara and I will be taking a space ship to this new planet. Obviously we will be taking many of you in sleeping pods as well (those who pass our rigorous test... or bring food).

So, what would you want your new role to be if you were apart of a new colonized planet?

I could see @Azure and @Tennease being alien creature researchers.

@dgold44 could work with @Bartelby to start the new government. :-D:-D:-D:-D

@Sentinel and @Sudacafan could create a expedition crew to unearth any threats to us.

@FedFosterWallace could be our philosopher and bring the truth of Fed's greatness to another galactic Empire.

Personally, my goal would be to reproduce with humans and aliens (depending on looks), and of course researching the resources and surrounding galactic empires.

What would you want to do? Plan cities? Politics? Invent? What would your role be in creating a new life on a new planet?
I'll teach you all how to play piano and trumpet. ;) And I'll leave the reproducing to the younger studs. ;)
 

Bartelby

Bionic Poster
My first act of government will involve the transportation of dgold to Siberia to chill out from the Las Vegas heat.

So I am starting a new planet, and @Zara and I will be taking a space ship to this new planet. Obviously we will be taking many of you in sleeping pods as well (those who pass our rigorous test... or bring food).

So, what would you want your new role to be if you were apart of a new colonized planet?

I could see @Azure and @Tennease being alien creature researchers.

@dgold44 could work with @Bartelby to start the new government. :-D:-D:-D:-D

@Sentinel and @Sudacafan could create a expedition crew to unearth any threats to us.

@FedFosterWallace could be our philosopher and bring the truth of Fed's greatness to another galactic Empire.

Personally, my goal would be to reproduce with humans and aliens (depending on looks), and of course researching the resources and surrounding galactic empires.

What would you want to do? Plan cities? Politics? Invent? What would your role be in creating a new life on a new planet?
 

TheGhostOfAgassi

Talk Tennis Guru
Haha, I can see why. Don't worry, we can make a city that is Fed free... But you will have to create the wall between your two cities... and guidelines.
Looks like that planet will be similar to the old Sovjet union with those mentioned in your first post. Packed with Fed fans that have extreme political views.

Its going to be a war there 24/7. Some kind of hell.

Sorry Mac, Im going to another planet more peaceful. With love and creativity.
 

TheGhostOfAgassi

Talk Tennis Guru
Well, you can be a part of the research team that can explore the moons.
I can imagine the others on that planet wouldnt let me do that. They would be like the ones that was against going to the moon as they think it is a waste of money that could be used on other things.

And btw, Im more of an artist creative type. I think scientists and nerd talk is rather boring. I like art, passion, love and that sorts of things the most. Im too free spirited for your planet.
 

Zara

Legend
So I am starting a new planet, and @Zara and I will be taking a space ship to this new planet. Obviously we will be taking many of you in sleeping pods as well (those who pass our rigorous test... or bring food).

So, what would you want your new role to be if you were apart of a new colonized planet?

I could see @Azure and @Tennease being alien creature researchers.

@dgold44 could work with @Bartelby to start the new government. :-D:-D:-D:-D

@Sentinel and @Sudacafan could create a expedition crew to unearth any threats to us.

@FedFosterWallace could be our philosopher and bring the truth of Fed's greatness to another galactic Empire.

Personally, my goal would be to reproduce with humans and aliens (depending on looks), and of course researching the resources and surrounding galactic empires.

What would you want to do? Plan cities? Politics? Invent? What would your role be in creating a new life on a new planet?
We will have to leave the ‘goat’ stuff behind. That will pollute the atmosphere and people will get corrupt.

Need animals like dogs that can be off service to men and act as their best friend.

And we can’t have mad man like dgold form the government. You are asking for more trouble than you can possibly imagine. Next thing you know, all credits will be given to the Jews. We are all about equanimity.

We will also need some introverts to balance the planet and ensure that the planet is more productive than just a chatterbox.

And finally, we will need a few slices of poison in case some of them wake up a bit too early and cause trouble that would put the ship to immediate danger. They are known as “trolls’.
 
I can imagine the others on that planet wouldnt let me do that. They would be like the ones that was against going to the moon as they think it is a waste of money that could be used on other things.

And btw, Im more of an artist creative type. I think scientists and nerd talk is rather boring. I like art, passion, love and that sorts of things the most. Im too free spirited for your planet.
Ah, but that is the thing, life and nature are very creative and can involve very much love. You are literally creating a new world, and you can make it what you want. You can show love and learn about the new alien culture. Free spirited you say? Well where can you be more free spirited than on a new beautiful planet where there are many things you can learn?

Passion? Who is to say the aliens on this planet don't have passion? Maybe you can find new passions you never even thought about.

What would your new world look like? An oasis? What is happening on the new planet? What does your free spirited world look like?
 

megamind

Hall of Fame
I can imagine the others on that planet wouldnt let me do that. They would be like the ones that was against going to the moon as they think it is a waste of money that could be used on other things.

And btw, Im more of an artist creative type. I think scientists and nerd talk is rather boring. I like art, passion, love and that sorts of things the most. Im too free spirited for your planet.
Ok, but do you believe in @sureshs

If u do, u must come!

We will make space for you to be you within our Great Sureshian Church!
 
We will have to leave the ‘goat’ stuff behind. That will pollute the atmosphere and people will get corrupt.

Need animals like dogs that can be off service to men and act as their best friend.

And we can’t have mad man like dgold form the government. You are asking for more trouble than you can possibly imagine. Next thing you know, all credits will be given to the Jews. We are all about equanimity.

We will also need some introverts to balance the planet and ensure that the planet is more productive than just a chatterbox.

And finally, we will need a few slices of poison in case some of them wake up a bit too early and cause trouble that would put the ship to immediate danger. They are known as “trolls’.
Obviously, there are only a few (very few) that will ever leave the pods. They can stay in the ship, as we do our thing. I imagine a planet that looks like Avatar, and the new types of food on the planet will be extremely interesting.
 
@Lleytonstation

Thanks for the mention. :)

I'm thinking that the utopian vision here ought to be strife-free.

With that in mind, I'll be willing to offer my services as social commentator.

Regular workshops in Juvenalian satire will be provided as a courtesy to the community.

However, given the present company, strongly recommend that recently developed A-hole Shields™️ become standard issue. :sneaky:
 

megamind

Hall of Fame
Maple syrup is a must. Most pods will be reserved for the Canadians as they are the best citizens of the world and represent goodness, tolerance and equality.
While I’d appreciate the honour as a Canadian, it feels a little contradictory in terms of equality
 
@Lleytonstation

Thanks for the mention. :)

I'm thinking that the utopian vision here ought to be strife-free.

With that in mind, I'll be willing to offer my services as social commentator.

Regular workshops in Juvenalian satire will be provided as a courtesy to the community.

However, given the present company, strongly recommend that recently developed A-hole Shields™️ become standard issue. :sneaky:
Of course, a utopia is not the same for everyone, that is why we have 12 moons to visit and create as well. "A-hole shields?" Those wont be needed. We will be stronger than before in our understanding of each other as we will be united in creation of something much bigger.
While I’d appreciate the honour as a Canadian, it feels a little contradictory in terms of equality
Galactic equality, not earthly equality.
 

Zara

Legend
While I’d appreciate the honour as a Canadian, it feels a little contradictory in terms of equality
That's true but when can you do when most of the good ones tend to reside in Canada?

You can't change people after all.
 

Zara

Legend
Of course, a utopia is not the same for everyone, that is why we have 12 moons to visit and create as well. "A-hole shields?" Those wont be needed. We will be stronger than before in our understanding of each other as we will be united in creation of something much bigger.

Galactic equality, not earthly equality.
Love it.
 

Zara

Legend
We may have to perform some gibberish talk from time to time in order to communicate with the aliens. So perhaps I will need to reconsider Stringertom's case as he's the expert on this field. Currently he is on ignore. We may have to run some tests on him to see if he's still reacting to some things.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
So I am starting a new planet, and @Zara and I will be taking a space ship to this new planet. Obviously we will be taking many of you in sleeping pods as well (those who pass our rigorous test... or bring food).

So, what would you want your new role to be if you were apart of a new colonized planet?

I could see @Azure and @Tennease being alien creature researchers.

@dgold44 could work with @Bartelby to start the new government. :-D:-D:-D:-D

@Sentinel and @Sudacafan could create a expedition crew to unearth any threats to us.

@FedFosterWallace could be our philosopher and bring the truth of Fed's greatness to another galactic Empire.

Personally, my goal would be to reproduce with humans and aliens (depending on looks), and of course researching the resources and surrounding galactic empires.

What would you want to do? Plan cities? Politics? Invent? What would your role be in creating a new life on a new planet?
Thanks for the duty assigned to me, it shows that I are trustworthy for this community.
However, I wonder how could we unearth something in a planet which is not Earth.
 

Zara

Legend
For the ones who accept to initiate the journey, can they keep their ignore lists?
If you moved to a new planet, would you still require an ingore list? I don't think we can promote those; however, we can acknowledge those who have the best intention and will reward them with, say, 'likes' however, they'll be different kinds of likes. Say, more exemplary and non-controversial.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Of course, a utopia is not the same for everyone, that is why we have 12 moons to visit and create as well. "A-hole shields?" Those wont be needed. We will be stronger than before in our understanding of each other as we will be united in creation of something much bigger.

Galactic equality, not earthly equality.
You guys make hockey sticks and maple syrup but we make fighter jets and nuclear bombs
 

Zara

Legend
Don't worry, you guys will be underground... 1000 feet... in a thick walled basement.

Sure you guys will figure something out. :X3:
I will need Bart with me. He's my Spock so that he can take some rational decisions for me when I accidentally fall in love with another human being and become all emotional to the points my judgements are compromised.
 
I will need Bart with me. He's my Spock so that he can take some rational decisions for me when I accidentally fall in love with another human being and become all emotional to the points my judgements are compromised.
I would not worry about falling for the humans, it is th aliens that will be irresistible.
 
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