I would not worry about falling for the humans, it is th aliens that will be irresistible.
Obviously, I will try to be passionless... But I can't promise it.When you have passionate sex with the aliens for the purpose of procreation, please ensure that the new creation is mostly of alien nature because humans are now in deep sh!it. So their character traits have become highly questionable. We don't want to duplicate those.
Are you bringing JD with you, or are you leaving him on Earth in charge of your business?I will be the tennis coach.
Drooling already. No planet like earth though - I have everything I need here. Sun, mountains, water, birds, animals, Shresh...what's new in the new planet? If it's only going to be another version of earth, I am very happy here, thank you.Of course they are invited (some may not want to come).
But we have cats... and there will be alien cats too. Most adorbs thing ever.![]()
Obviously, I will try to be passionless... But I can't promise it.
Dick Cheney was good with people?! You alright, @dgold44?I am very good with people and have been compared to Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney was good with people?! You alright, @dgold44?![]()
Well I’ve been told the same. Let’s team up as greeters and knock their socks off!That is what some folks told me ...I always had this great gift with people lol
Well I’ve been told the same. Let’s team up as greeters and knock their socks off!
Yeah, what a weirdo. He hasn't even built the rocket boosters or sleep pods yet and he is talking about the planet he will go to.my reaction to this thread
You’ll be the first one slaughteredYou'll be in the slaughterhouse with the pigs.
You’ll be the first one slaughtered
I do know that pigs are very intelligent animals. It's just a pity about their jejune human handlers.
What if your youth is restored on the new planet?I'll teach you all how to play piano and trumpet.And I'll leave the reproducing to the younger studs.
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What if your youth is restored on the new planet?![]()
lol
I will be a drug dealer.
lol
I will be a drug dealer.
Ground & pound?I wish to be in charge of the prison system ..man those punks will get it
Ground & pound?
Changes the meaning of a night in the box, eh?No they won’t be playing xbox and watching tv ..those maggots will be doing the needed mining for colony resources or going to the hole
I wish to be in charge of the prison system ..man those punks will get it
I wish to be in charge of the prison system ..man those punks will get it
No they won’t be playing xbox and watching tv ..those maggots will be doing the needed mining for colony resources or going to the hole
An omoplata?Lock him up already.
. .Don't forget modesty.Maple syrup is a must.
Most pods will be reserved for the Canadians
as they are the best citizens of the world
and represent goodness, tolerance and equality.
Visa and Mastacard will have offices on the new planet, so you can still make repayments.Before I board the space ship, I will keep it secret. I will go around for a few months touring exotic places and maxing my credit cards. Then I will jump on the ship, straddling the banks with all the debt, and they would not be able to anything about it!
We'll have to talk. I will be the Director in charge of Oxygen Allocations on a Class K planet (unbreathable atmosphere). I can see to it that you can get all your O2 at greatly discounted rate if you can supply me with generous quantities of quality nose candy (for next to nothing).lol
I will be a drug dealer.