Wow. I don't even know what to say. Is that how the 1% live? They all have tennis courts in their back yards, but the very idea of playing tennis is so boring that they let their personal court fall into disrepair? To me, that would be like my buying a designer sequined ball gown and then tossing it in the washing machine. Neglecting your personal tennis court oughtta be a crime in all 50 states.