What's with the obsession with Barretini on this forum?

papertank

Hall of Fame
Well it’s first big season and what’s great about him is he plays well on every surface, and he knows how to win titles. Multiple titles and a slam SF to his name during his first breakout year is more than nearly any of the next gen can claim.
 

Bender

G.O.A.T.
I just think he will become the next Federer. Scratch that, I think he'll be betterer than Federer.

He's got talents in all the places that matter:
  • His home country is better at hiding money (they also have the ability to lose money / morally win money)
  • His home country is better known for fashion
  • His home country is better known for coffee
  • His home country invented pasta
  • His name even sounds like a pasta
  • His hand and by extension his fingers are likely longer than Fed's; therefore he must have more talent in his pinky than Fed does in his
  • His other thing is probably longer than Fed's, therefore he will have more children than Fed and with more women
  • His backswing is much shorter than Fed's yet creates more spin and power, therefore he must be more talented
  • He's far more believable as a James Bond as super spies don't look like Quentin Tarantino or Jimmy Carr
  • His legs are skinnier than Federer's arms, so he can't be doping
  • He has better hair
  • He has a better squint
 

Red Rick

Talk Tennis Guru
I just think he will become the next Federer. Scratch that, I think he'll be betterer than Federer.

He's got talents in all the places that matter:
  • His home country is better at hiding money (they also have the ability to lose money / morally win money)
  • His home country is better known for fashion
  • His home country is better known for coffee
  • His home country invented pasta
  • His name even sounds like a pasta
  • His hand and by extension his fingers are likely longer than Fed's; therefore he must have more talent in his pinky than Fed does in his
  • His other thing is probably longer than Fed's, therefore he will have more children than Fed and with more women
  • His backswing is much shorter than Fed's yet creates more spin and power, therefore he must be more talented
  • He's far more believable as a James Bond as super spies don't look like Quentin Tarantino or Jimmy Carr
  • His legs are skinnier than Federer's arms, so he can't be doping
  • He has better hair
  • He has a better squint
This man is on a roll
 

junior74

G.O.A.T.
I just think he will become the next Federer. Scratch that, I think he'll be betterer than Federer.

He's got talents in all the places that matter:
  • His home country is better at hiding money (they also have the ability to lose money / morally win money)
  • His home country is better known for fashion
  • His home country is better known for coffee
  • His home country invented pasta
  • His name even sounds like a pasta
  • His hand and by extension his fingers are likely longer than Fed's; therefore he must have more talent in his pinky than Fed does in his
  • His other thing is probably longer than Fed's, therefore he will have more children than Fed and with more women
  • His backswing is much shorter than Fed's yet creates more spin and power, therefore he must be more talented
  • He's far more believable as a James Bond as super spies don't look like Quentin Tarantino or Jimmy Carr
  • His legs are skinnier than Federer's arms, so he can't be doping
  • He has better hair
  • He has a better squint
All this talent, yet breadstuck by The Superior One.

Have you checked Berry's armpits btw?
 

Bender

G.O.A.T.
All this talent, yet breadstuck by The Superior One.

Have you checked Berry's armpits btw?
Irrelevant.

We all know that talent is measured by pinky fingers.

Also Berrettini > Fraud because Berrettini is short for Barrett .50 cal. Frederer is short for Five-seveN, which is a tongue in cheek reference to 15-40, which is 40-15 when you play the Wimbledon 2019 final backwards.
 

TheGhostOfAgassi

Talk Tennis Guru
I just think he will become the next Federer. Scratch that, I think he'll be betterer than Federer.

He's got talents in all the places that matter:
  • His home country is better at hiding money (they also have the ability to lose money / morally win money)
  • His home country is better known for fashion
  • His home country is better known for coffee
  • His home country invented pasta
  • His name even sounds like a pasta
  • His hand and by extension his fingers are likely longer than Fed's; therefore he must have more talent in his pinky than Fed does in his
  • His other thing is probably longer than Fed's, therefore he will have more children than Fed and with more women
  • His backswing is much shorter than Fed's yet creates more spin and power, therefore he must be more talented
  • He's far more believable as a James Bond as super spies don't look like Quentin Tarantino or Jimmy Carr
  • His legs are skinnier than Federer's arms, so he can't be doping
  • He has better hair
  • He has a better squint
Kyrgios ex says the same. She is dating Berrettini now instead.
 
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