Where is Hero sureshs?

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  1. Tina

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    Dear TTW Posters,

    Have anyone seen Hero Sureshs recently? He has been missed for two weeks now. Any news, folks? He is one of my favorite posters. Thanks.


    Tina
     
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    He was arrested for pederasty. He claims it was only platonic.
     
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  3. Tina

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    Please go to Who is Hero Surshs thread. This thread is closed due to duplicate thread. Thank you. Tina
     
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    Poor Tina has missed all the poobfun.
     
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    You can never tell.

    She could be reading the forum without a username, it's called 'lurking'.
     
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    Or (s)he could have another username.
     
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    He left an important clue as to his whereabouts
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    The po po are onto the Poob Poob and his little poo poo excuse.
     
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    Poor lady.

    Read the "Suresh is in. Closed for the day" sign and left hungry.
     
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    he escaped once more, search continues
     
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    Is that green stuff the fabric of Sureshs upper body tennis outfit, which all these dear followers appear to be sitting upon!?
     
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    Where is he ? Hasn't poasted since Jun 17th.
    @JoelDali vaporized too.




    Is he busy laying off Nike's 2% workforce ?
     
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    It's the time of the year for the Sewretchejira to Chennai and Singapore. Is your air in Delhi abnormally foul???
     
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    You don't search for the Bageler with a microscope. Just one sniff can point you in the direction of the eau-de-sureshs.
     
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    Sewretch's recent lull here can be pinned to all the time he's spending on his Smellavision patent to enhance the much anticipated sequel to this:

     
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    Maybe that much talked about colonoscopy is finally getting done.
     
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    Woke up this morning to a freshly painted and potent Sureshian Release(TM). So sick of seeing the depths of inhumanity claw and hiss at suresh and his contributions to the sport and his allegiance to the Pakistanian Internet Tennis Association.

    Reported Senti, Tom and amyone else who denies the loving embrace of the Sureshian Syphillis Lips.
     
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  24. Rod Laver

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    Were u in vortex?
     
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  25. stringertom

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    DollyJoel was in that special place, a valley between the Sewretchian mantatas, getting the Spray to end all Sprays.

    Does he have any left over, @JoelDali ???
     
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    San Diego has a famous weather phenomenon called June gloom which means a lot of residents vacation in June to avoid the cloudy days. i am sure now it is July he will be back large as life and a bit more.
     
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  27. donquijote

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    I saw Marcus Willis in W qualifying round and for a moment I thought he was Suresh. If he can qualify for the top tournament in tennis, our Suresh has a chance too.

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  28. Rod Laver

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    Nah. Wimbledon qualifies for suresh only
     
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    I think the Big Fellah is in India taking care of his dad. Hope all is going well with that gall bladder op.
    Getting through Wimbledon without suresh's wise threads and pithy poasts will be tuff.
     
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    He probably has it timed to be back before long.
     
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    Can't wait to see all his threads berating Feder. He has honed it to an art.
     
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  32. Rod Laver

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    Poetry in motion. Threads like his just don't exist. We are in the presence of greatness.
     
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    His motion is also pooetry, I am toald.

    JelloDolly calls it Chocolate Spray
     
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  34. Rod Laver

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    Like purple rain
     
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    He's a real prince alright!
     
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  36. sureshs

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    Hey boys I am back

    Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
     
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    Phew, I was about to rescind my vote and vote for LeeD instead.
     
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    Welcome back, I hope all is well.
     
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  39. mikeler

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    Let's keep the Sureshs stuff going in his tribute thread please. There are way too many of these threads going on now and derailing of other threads as well.
     
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