Lugueerrra! Beyond a shadow of a doubt. I once saw him hit a topspin backhand soooo high, that Andre Agassi who has great vision, had to remove his trusty binoculars from his sweat pants to see them...which one? The moon, or the ball? That IS the question.
Bruguera's backhand was the Eddie Guerrero of two-handers, the Frogsplash...yeahh! That's splash! Yeahh!!! U like jazz?
I once saw Bruguera hit the finest short angled dipping pass in HISTORY. I would be my life on it. Against Pioline in the 93 Monte Carlo final hampered by soggy rain...Bruguera's short-dipping pass just WOOWWWED!!! And saved the day. If it were Rios who hit it, people would have been clamoring through their quivering whiskers on end, on end, about how, woooW!!! Such an autistic savage genius to come up with that, no one else could have done that, no way, nope never...but that's just how life is. Mystyique makes people believe they've never seen anyone do what you just never done before...huh? If that makes sense.
I'm telling you, I have NEVER seen anything more *acute* than that angle dipping pass from Bruguera. It was THAT good. The single greatest acute angled dipping pass I've ever witnessed. Does it mean anything? No, not really. It was just a point...he didn't have to hit it that acute...show off. I hate them. But then again, if he didn't hit it that acute, Pioline might have finished him on that point. He was very athletic, no? Come to think of it, he also kind of looked like a frog. A charming one, but a frog. Let's just call him the Frog Prince of France...of tennis. One question, does he prefer to smoke from wood, or eat hoagies? Me, personally, I prefer hoagies with mustard not mayonaisse. Mustard makes you hot and thin, mayo makes you...ewww, but then again, tuna fish sandwiches just wouldn't be the same w/out them.
That was acute on a *dime.* Bam!! Two-exclamations up, for the most underappreciated 2-hander in history. But Tony Trabert knew when he wrote for Tennis Magazine, and said, Bruguera's 2-hander when on is one of the most *versatile* in the game. Truly, he could do it ALL from that side. But the one area where he was simply irresistable was in the ammount of topspin he could generate off this side when he wanted to.
When he chose to, I've NEVER seen anyone be able to get the ball to brush up and bounce so high, as though he were hitting a *forehand* moonball...but only with two-hands. That takes real audacity, *and* talent to do. W/out that free-ranging arcing motion that my free hand is good for, it's hard to imagine how he did it, but he done it all right...but only when he was in his prime. Now that he's worthless and old, I'm hoping I can sneak up on him in his sleep, and ask him to play for free. In my dreams he never gets old, even though I know he really is. You never know w. TRT, comeback in the year 2080? Anything's possible if u ask me. Agassi was very frustrated in this match, very. A few of those Bruguera backhands just kept on wanting to jump over his head. And that's why in the end, he flipped the bird at a spectator, for something or other, not sure if he really remembers, because it wasn't me. Oh, trust me, if it were me, he would have noticed my bulging esophogous and thought differently. He lost easy on this day, on clay; but save his best for last. Were it anybody else, I would have been glad to watch Bruguera make them eat silver croak, toad, baby! Gold for me! I mean Brugeura and me!!! You never know, it might have happened, but only in my dreams. Don't u remember? We won Olympic gold in doubles, and then later the poll for who would look Marilyn Romney in a milk mustache, or Luguera & me? Oh, I think we already know the answer to that. I am humble Mario, and he is Luigi, hogging all the credit; why none for me?
If it weren't for me, the world would not know that the world's most acut backhand dipper pass in history...seriously, the crowd gasped when it went off...was hit not by Rios, but me!!! Ok, so I seriously am delusional right now, and need to grab a donut & a twinkie...snooozz...z.