Who would you like to fight ???
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Poisoned Slice
Bionic Poster
One of the guys from high school. I'm not a fighter but have been in some fights. One day at lunchtime I had enough. I floored him and then stupidly jumped on him. He got some punches in and got on top of me. Not the greatest punches. Then it was broken up before I got my ass whipped. lol
Wouldn't have jumped on him now. I know my punch is powerful enough. And if I did have to finish him off I'd be more patient. Eventually he would lose. Maybe.
Wouldn't have jumped on him now. I know my punch is powerful enough. And if I did have to finish him off I'd be more patient. Eventually he would lose. Maybe.
If you jump on him then get into mount and rain down elbows and hammer fists and finish with arm bar .
From side mount you can land knees to the head and strikes and finish with shoulder lock
Poisoned Slice
Bionic Poster
Yeah, looking back. Primitive fighting style from both of us. But even if I still had the same style, it feels like patience would be the key.
Bartelby
Talk Tennis Guru
My last fight I lost to my brother on points but it was only boxing .
I have worked on some corrections for are rematch next May
Chadalina
Hall of Fame
He was in a ton of great movies. Just seems to think he is a big tough gangster because he played one on tv. He is 4'10 110lbs and 80yrs old, no way would i lay a harmful hand on him
My last fight I lost to my brother on points but it was only boxing .
I have worked on some corrections for are rematch next
I was knocked down in first 30 seconds
Chadalina
Hall of Fame
You remind me of the first guy in Punch Out!! for some reason
(is jk)I would want to fight Baldwin tooHe was in a ton of great movies. Just seems to think he is a big tough gangster because he played one on tv. He is 4'10 110lbs and 80yrs old, no way would i lay a harmful hand on him
Chadalina
Hall of Fame
You want Beiber that bad? Id never fight a girl
Glass Joe or the other French guy in super punch outYou remind me of the first guy in Punch Out!! for some reason
When I went down I hoovered slowly around the ring in mid air for 20 seconds like the game lol
Bartelby
Talk Tennis Guru
You are just sore because he is anti-Trump.
He was in a ton of great movies. Just seems to think he is a big tough gangster because he played one on tv. He is 4'10 110lbs and 80yrs old, no way would i lay a harmful hand on him
Bieber is pretty tough for his size . He was friends with mayweather for awhile and must of been taught the sweet scienceYou want Beiber that bad? Id never fight a girl
No Alan Baldwin is a loud mouth big bully and total d bag
Bartelby
Talk Tennis Guru
Chadalina
Hall of Fame
Was talking about Hailey
Speaking of fighting women are you watching tonights ufc? Greg hardy (nfl woman beater) is fighting a guy that really dislikes him
Chadalina
Hall of Fame
I just thought it was funny, trump is like 6'5. To punch him in the face, he would need something to stand on
I also do a cool baseball bat choke from side .
Have one arm behind neck and other arm over throat and s grip hands . Then drop on knees or hip and collapse both elbows together so they touch and he chokes. You can even grab the toes of his far foot and drag it up to his head as you keep forearm on ground to mess up his knee
Bartelby
Talk Tennis Guru
Chadalina
Hall of Fame
Trump was once a WWE superstar, remember when he shaved Vince's head?
Bartelby
Talk Tennis Guru
Lleytonstation
Legend
Yeah, that guy was me. You were lucky Ryan pulled me off of you...
Mike Bulgakov
Legend
I'm not really much of a fighter, so maybe a pillow fight with Marloes Horst and Elsa Hosk. They are two fashion models that I liked on their own, so it was nice when fate put them together for a publicity shoot.
Actually, both are very nice people, so I couldn't even hit them with soft pillows. Maybe I could grapple with them like the models in Antonioni's Blow-Up scene.
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Even wrestling would be too rough. I guess I'm just not a violent guy. I'll leave the fighting to the elite team of experienced package handlers at UPS.
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Poisoned Slice
Bionic Poster
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
Why fight Matt Damon?
His politics
His fake tough guy roles
His big mouth
His horrible movies the last 15 yrs
Raining hopes
Hall of Fame
Try the leg drop brother !! That works all the time !!
Poisoned Slice
Bionic Poster
Next time I will use vintage style in Japan, Raining Dude. I will knock him down with a powerful punch, Jack, and then I will pick him up and nail him with a perfect Axe Bomber, brother. Now whatcha gonna do, when poisoned slice, the 24 inch left hook and the Axe Bomber runs wild on you!?!
I am not a tough guy !!! I have never been a tough guy but I will defend myself to any extreme and I will fightI'm not really much of a fighter, so maybe a pillow fight with Marloes Horst and Elsa Hosk. They are two fashion models that I liked on their own, so it was nice when fate put them together for a publicity shoot.
Actually, both are very nice people, so I couldn't even hit them with soft pillows. Maybe I could grapple with them like the models in Antonioni's Blow-Up scene.
Even wrestling would be too rough. I guess I'm just not a violent guy. I'll leave the fighting to the elite team of experienced package handlers at UPS.
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Chadalina
Hall of Fame
Thats why i dont like your grappling, you cant fight like that. If i ever fight a 260 dude im evasion til he gasses, no way id tangle unless i led off with an eye poke or solid nut shot
Robert Baratheon
Semi-Pro
Donald Trump
Yes a groin kick and knife hand to trachea then run !!!Thats why i dont like your grappling, you cant fight like that. If i ever fight a 260 dude im evasion til he gasses, no way id tangle unless i led off with an eye poke or solid nut shot
Then you have to get through the Secret service and those are carrying heavy heat
Robert Baratheon
Semi-Pro
Vcore89
G.O.A.T.
They won't see me coming son.
That’s it !!!!They won't see me coming son.
You and I are on !!!
Steel cage octagon next summer
