Cindysphinx
G.O.A.T.
I had a frustrating weekend of tennis. Just social matches with a variety of 3.5-4.0 people. Some teammates, some friends. And I left with a question: Why can't rec tennis players agree on the simplest things?
In the course of a few days, I have been told that:
The DTL player in a staggered net formation should not play any ball going up the middle.
If one player transitions to net, the other should backpedal furiously.
In a one-up, one-back formation, the deep player should call switches on lobs over the net player's head.
Players should not poach with their BH.
All that, volunteered by partners in just one weekend. And if people are volunteering this stuff as gospel, heaven only knows what nonsense is banging around in their heads that they aren't voicing?
That doesn't even begin to cover some of the horrific positioning I'm seeing. One example. After some back and forth during a critical point, both of us were at the baseline, me deuce, partner ad, partner slightly in no-man's land. Ad side opponent hits a crosscourt ball that lands near the T but is angling away from me. My partner rushes forward, which I believed meant she was going to hit a FH approach shot. Instead, she ran right past the ball, apparently expecting me to play it. She later explained that she wasn't planning to hit a FH approach, but was instead just planning to go to the net while I hit the ball. OK, this is obviously wrong on so many levels I don't even know what to do. First, she is closer to the ball and to the net, with the ball angling toward her, so why not hit it? Second, how am I supposed to know she is planning a faux approach shot? Third, she doesn't know what kind of shot I'm about to hit -- what if I send it straight to the net player or she poaches -- so shouldn't she wait to move foward until my ball clears the net player? Fourth, if she is going to inexplicably lay off any ball headed toward her, shouldn't she, you know, say something to me, like "You!"
This is becoming beyond frustrating. We're 3.5s. None of us hits the ball so well and so consistently that we can afford to make egregious mistakes in positioning, communication, and shot selection. I don't get it. Surely people aren't learning these mistakes from teaching pros. And, well . . . we have the internet now. Anyone who wants to learn about doubles tactics can study themselves silly. So what gives?
In the course of a few days, I have been told that:
The DTL player in a staggered net formation should not play any ball going up the middle.
If one player transitions to net, the other should backpedal furiously.
In a one-up, one-back formation, the deep player should call switches on lobs over the net player's head.
Players should not poach with their BH.
All that, volunteered by partners in just one weekend. And if people are volunteering this stuff as gospel, heaven only knows what nonsense is banging around in their heads that they aren't voicing?
That doesn't even begin to cover some of the horrific positioning I'm seeing. One example. After some back and forth during a critical point, both of us were at the baseline, me deuce, partner ad, partner slightly in no-man's land. Ad side opponent hits a crosscourt ball that lands near the T but is angling away from me. My partner rushes forward, which I believed meant she was going to hit a FH approach shot. Instead, she ran right past the ball, apparently expecting me to play it. She later explained that she wasn't planning to hit a FH approach, but was instead just planning to go to the net while I hit the ball. OK, this is obviously wrong on so many levels I don't even know what to do. First, she is closer to the ball and to the net, with the ball angling toward her, so why not hit it? Second, how am I supposed to know she is planning a faux approach shot? Third, she doesn't know what kind of shot I'm about to hit -- what if I send it straight to the net player or she poaches -- so shouldn't she wait to move foward until my ball clears the net player? Fourth, if she is going to inexplicably lay off any ball headed toward her, shouldn't she, you know, say something to me, like "You!"
This is becoming beyond frustrating. We're 3.5s. None of us hits the ball so well and so consistently that we can afford to make egregious mistakes in positioning, communication, and shot selection. I don't get it. Surely people aren't learning these mistakes from teaching pros. And, well . . . we have the internet now. Anyone who wants to learn about doubles tactics can study themselves silly. So what gives?