Why did you join TTW?

Joined, why?

  • Like tennis.

    Votes: 18 62.1%
  • Believe my opinions matter.

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • Roger Federer has mastered my soul.

    Votes: 8 27.6%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .

Red Rick

Talk Tennis Guru
If @Red Rick was Ron Weasley Harry Potter would have married Hermione.
Also they would have never defeated Voldemort.
So would Ron end up nailing Ginny then?

SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Well it's Red Rick so you never know.
There is nothing like "too much" for Red Rick.
One of his idols is Jamie Lannister. :oops:
Ginny: "But Red Ron Lannister, you're my brother!"
RR: "shhhhh is ok bby, im ur step brother"
Ginny: "Well...okay...but you promise mom and dad won't find out?"
RR: "I promise, but if they do find out, it's Federer's fault"
**and then Red Rick wakes up
If Red Rick were Ron Weasley, his signature line wouldn't be looking at him like an imbecile but it would be '**** no Harry what a retarghded idea you dumb twat.'

I'd solve half the problems by not being dumb as bricks, and in book 7, I would simply call the Winchesters.

Problems.

Solved.

As for Ginny and Hermione, I'll just take polyjuice to look like Viktor Krum and date both.
 
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Bender

G.O.A.T.
I'd solve half the problems by not being dumb as bricks, and in book 7, I would simply call the Winchesters.
You mean you'd go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over?
Problems.

Solved.
When has a few pints or 20 ever not solve a problem for a few hours?

As for Ginny and Hermione, I'll just take polyjuice to look like Viktor Krum and date both.
For some reason I can only imagine Krum sounding like Rafa

Hai helo hermowniny, is nice to see you hier, is ombiliable weather today, no?
 

Red Rick

Talk Tennis Guru
You mean you'd go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over?

When has a few pints or 20 ever not solve a problem for a few hours?


For some reason I can only imagine Krum sounding like Rafa

Hai helo hermowniny, is nice to see you hier, is ombiliable weather today, no?
Not the Winchester.

These guys will surely kill Voldemort

 

stringertom

Bionic Poster


Nary a day goes by without me coming across an incomprehensible rambling post by G-String Tom, causing me to dust off and scour through my Bahasa-English dictionary, only to find that yet again the whole post was created by accident when T-String fell asleep at his keyboard late at night at 7 pm and rolled his face on his keyboard.
Whatch owt four mye traned attak dawg Kazak...hee donut lyke itt win ewe innsult W.N. Rumfoord.

Eye am awlsew gonna reedeuce ewer UWTB floe four won deigh. Ewe shood plan on won deigh uv nuthing butt sleep. Won can knot bee owt anne abowt whiffowt the UWTB!
 
Sitting up in the night by myself watching Rafa. Had to share my nervousness with someone.
This. Not many people do I have that are willing or have the knowledge to discuss ALL things tennis related. No one understands what being a Fed, Rafa, Djoker, or Sampras fan. First they ask who? :-D

Except here. It can be a battle, but we all understand what it is like to be a fan of one of these guys.
 

tennishabit

Hall of Fame
a lot of fun, manohman................n also found out how to make tennis unpopular as fast as possible to help louis iv n pope to ban tennis successfully at end of 1st millennium, re-wrote the history............lololololololol, man. they promised me 2000 gold coins, too good to refuse, man. now have trouble to take the gold back w/ me, bury them in a save place which no one touch during the >1000 yrs:?))) any advice:?)))..................lololololololol:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...................
 

Vcore89

G.O.A.T.
When I typed in Theodore ''T-Bag'' Bagwell, Google returned with an array of tennis bags from TW. [Who knows what... had I typed in mama's boy Brad Bellick?!o_O]
 
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