Why did you join TTW?

[Red Rick]

If @Red Rick was Ron Weasley Harry Potter would have married Hermione.
Also they would have never defeated Voldemort.

So would Ron end up nailing Ginny then?

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Well it's Red Rick so you never know.
There is nothing like "too much" for Red Rick.
One of his idols is Jamie Lannister.

Ginny: "But Red Ron Lannister, you're my brother!"
RR: "shhhhh is ok bby, im ur step brother"
Ginny: "Well...okay...but you promise mom and dad won't find out?"
RR: "I promise, but if they do find out, it's Federer's fault"

**and then Red Rick wakes up

If Red Rick were Ron Weasley, his signature line wouldn't be looking at him like an imbecile but it would be '**** no Harry what a retarghded idea you dumb twat.'

I'd solve half the problems by not being dumb as bricks, and in book 7, I would simply call the Winchesters.

Problems.

Solved.

As for Ginny and Hermione, I'll just take polyjuice to look like Viktor Krum and date both.

 

[Bender]

I'd solve half the problems by not being dumb as bricks, and in book 7, I would simply call the Winchesters.

You mean you'd go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over?

Problems.

Solved.

When has a few pints or 20 ever not solve a problem for a few hours?

As for Ginny and Hermione, I'll just take polyjuice to look like Viktor Krum and date both.

For some reason I can only imagine Krum sounding like Rafa

Hai helo hermowniny, is nice to see you hier, is ombiliable weather today, no?

 

[Linelicker]

Because I have armpit hair

 

[Sentinel]

I came here while looking for reviews on the Wilson N-Blade but finally decided to stick with my ProStaff 95.
Had no idea I would be stuck here for life.

 

[Red Rick]

You mean you'd go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over?

When has a few pints or 20 ever not solve a problem for a few hours?


For some reason I can only imagine Krum sounding like Rafa

Hai helo hermowniny, is nice to see you hier, is ombiliable weather today, no?

Not the Winchester.

These guys will surely kill Voldemort

 

[Bender]

Not the Winchester.

These guys will surely kill Voldemort

I'm sorry, did you mean "Yes, the Winchester"?

 

[Sentinel]

Because I have armpit hair

Does it rub and tear when you hit a forehand ?

 

[Linelicker]

Does it rub and tear when you hit a forehand ?

I hit serves and overheads only to avoid it.

 

[Sir Weed]

I enjoy discussing armpit hair. That's why I registered here.

 

[Bender]

I enjoy discussing armpit hair. That's why I registered here.

Who has the GOAT armpit hair? Shampooras? Pantenerer? L’OréDal?

 

[YetAnotherFedFan]

"Federer is the Maestro I dream of at night."

"If Allah allows, and I'm sure he does, I'll switch my religion to Federerarism!"

So funny

 

[stringertom]

Nary a day goes by without me coming across an incomprehensible rambling post by G-String Tom, causing me to dust off and scour through my Bahasa-English dictionary, only to find that yet again the whole post was created by accident when T-String fell asleep at his keyboard late at night at 7 pm and rolled his face on his keyboard.

Whatch owt four mye traned attak dawg Kazak...hee donut lyke itt win ewe innsult W.N. Rumfoord.

Eye am awlsew gonna reedeuce ewer UWTB floe four won deigh. Ewe shood plan on won deigh uv nuthing butt sleep. Won can knot bee owt anne abowt whiffowt the UWTB!

 

[stringertom]

I enjoy discussing armpit hair. That's why I registered here.

Mye arachnophobia keeps mee owt uv the thread. Eye psaw mye furst tarantula at age 9 on a street in France when a woman raised her arm to flag a cab down.

 

[junior74]

Who has the GOAT armpit hair? Shampooras? Pantenerer? L’OréDal?

Rafa's are beautifullest and humblest!

 

[TheGhostOfAgassi]

Sitting up in the night by myself watching Rafa. Had to share my nervousness with someone.

 

[mmk]

To find out who has armpit hair

 

[speedysteve]

To talk racquets and strings..
The rest is just a time wasting bonus

 

[ByeByePoly]

Came for the tennis elbow ... stayed for the armpit hair. Tennis elbow healed ... but the pain has increased.

 

[Lleytonstation]

Sitting up in the night by myself watching Rafa. Had to share my nervousness with someone.

This. Not many people do I have that are willing or have the knowledge to discuss ALL things tennis related. No one understands what being a Fed, Rafa, Djoker, or Sampras fan. First they ask who?

Except here. It can be a battle, but we all understand what it is like to be a fan of one of these guys.

 

[Fairhit]

Over here is fútbol (soccer) or nothing.

No one discuss tennis over here, I haven't tried talking armpit hair tho...

 

[Sudacafan]

Sitting up in the night by myself watching Rafa. Had to share my nervousness with someone.

With Agassi?

 

[ByeByePoly]

Came for the tennis elbow ... stayed for the armpit hair. Tennis elbow healed ... but the pain has increased.

I just read the armpit hair thread and want to change my answer.

 

[Fairhit]

I just read the armpit hair thread and want to change my answer.

To unshaved?

 

[ByeByePoly]

To unshaved?

I thought it must be a thread where armpit hair was used as a metaphor of human frailty and imperfection, and celebrating the human spirit thriving despite such obstacles. In reality ... it was a deep dive on stank.

 

[tennishabit]

a lot of fun, manohman................n also found out how to make tennis unpopular as fast as possible to help louis iv n pope to ban tennis successfully at end of 1st millennium, re-wrote the history............lololololololol, man. they promised me 2000 gold coins, too good to refuse, man. now have trouble to take the gold back w/ me, bury them in a save place which no one touch during the >1000 yrs:?))) any advice:?)))..................lololololololol...................

 

[Fairhit]

I thought it must be a thread where armpit hair was used as a metaphor of human frailty and imperfection, and celebrating the human spirit thriving despite such obstacles. In reality ... it was a deep dive on stank.

It was the deepest.

 

[ByeByePoly]

It was the deepest.

sans orifice maximum

 

[stringertom]

sans orifice maximum

Avec Linda Lovelace???

 

[Poisoned Slice]

To post relevant images @Federer and Del Potro

 

[Vcore89]

When I typed in Theodore ''T-Bag'' Bagwell, Google returned with an array of tennis bags from TW. [Who knows what... had I typed in mama's boy Brad Bellick?!]

 

[Poisoned Slice]

When I typed in Theodore ''T-Bag'' Bagwell, Google returned with an array of tennis bags from TW. [Who knows what... had I typed in mama's boy Brad Bellick?!]

I had to join. Did not want to be a stick in the mud.

 

[donquijote]

I'm a professional tennis player. I wanted to discuss my game strategy with the experts and save on coaching expenses.

 

[Sudacafan]

I'm a professional tennis player. I wanted to discuss my game strategy with the experts and save on coaching expenses.

I thought Sureshs charged you.

 

[donquijote]

I thought Sureshs charged you.

He only discharges.

 

[stringertom]

He only discharges.

Beewhere Technicolor Pachydermal stampeeds!!!

 

[MurraysMetalHip]

To ejukate the masses.

 

[tennishabit]

He only discharges.

discharges wat:?))) methane gas:?)))......................