Talk Tennis Guru
So would Ron end up nailing Ginny then?
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Well it's Red Rick so you never know.
There is nothing like "too much" for Red Rick.
One of his idols is Jamie Lannister.
Ginny: "But Red Ron Lannister, you're my brother!"
RR: "shhhhh is ok bby, im ur step brother"
Ginny: "Well...okay...but you promise mom and dad won't find out?"
RR: "I promise, but if they do find out, it's Federer's fault"
If Red Rick were Ron Weasley, his signature line wouldn't be looking at him like an imbecile but it would be '**** no Harry what a retarghded idea you dumb twat.'**and then Red Rick wakes up
I'd solve half the problems by not being dumb as bricks, and in book 7, I would simply call the Winchesters.
As for Ginny and Hermione, I'll just take polyjuice to look like Viktor Krum and date both.