This seems hilarious story potential
Can you tell us more about these incidents?
Was this just gross ignorance?
Was there any aspect to their game that warranted the delusion?
Killer forehand, etc
How can a 3.0 ever think 5.0?
3.0 has never even hit with 5.0
that one was memorable...
was on a forum or app <don't recall>, responding to add that happened to be near me "5.0 looking..."
i replied something along the lines of "i'm only a 4.5, but i promise i will hustle to at least give you some kind of workout... we can work on whatever you want, blah blah blah..."
we arrive at the courts near me.
i'm excited, eager to hit with a "5.0" (which at the time, to me, was an "elite-rec-player" a tennis angel fallen from the heavens, who's probably forgotten more about tennis since their heyday (college, futures?, and beyond...?), than i have ever known)
we shake hands, he's stoic, and in "typical hustler attire"... cotton tee, 1 racquet with cover...
my spidey senses tingle... "a cover?" i dismiss it, "probably uses gut, needs to protect from dampness, or whatever... gut is expensive to accidently nick". i didn't see the racquet type, cuz didn't want to gawk like a starstruck 5.0 fan boy, and ask all kinds of ttw-racquets-section questions...
about 30s into mini tennis, it was clear he was a noob (fh grip for fh & bh, amongst other tells, like "nipples to net" takeback)
"warmup" was going nowhere, as he couldn't find the court 2x in a row (don't think he's ever played against topspin).
he did try to crush his fh every chance he got. at least when he did miss the net, i was able to practice volleys and swinging volleys at the baseline.
i proffered to play a set. he eagerly accepted.
i took guilty pleasure in body-kicking serves, which he swatted at like a round yellowjacket intent on stinging him.
15m later, including a quick bh grip lesson, we parted ways..