Does buying a corvette count aswell?
I'm lucky enough to be pretty handy at football (no pun intended (and thats soccer to you)) good enough to get me some female attention anyway, so i thought this is gonna stand me in good stead for the future, but now i've reached that age where i anticipated REALLY reeping the benefits, it turns out the gals arn't really interested in sports anymore and are only interested if your in a flippin' band. Whats more, the bands don't even have to be good.
These are sad times.