Sentinel
Bionic Poster
And then he can come back and win 23 more in the wheelchair category, since this grinding style of tennis would have finally caught up with his knees by then.
Will Djokovic will 47 slams in his career or more, or not that that many?
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MixieP
Hall of Fame
But before he goes into his wheelchair he will spend a decade or two on the ping pong circuit, amassing tons of titles and achieving hero status in China.
rodrigoamaral
Hall of Fame
i see him winning about 124 grand slams.. should be interesting
MixieP
Hall of Fame
That's a wild and unsupported statement. I'm not saying it couldn't be absolutely spot on but for the sake of clarity: how did you compute the different variables to reach that figure?
Fugazi
Professional
Sure he can make it, no?
10ACE
Professional
HA, Then he goes and has a reverse sex change and wins 10 more as a man- finally moving on as a coach. Surely his record book will be uncanny and untouched for sometime.
Ronaldo
Bionic Poster
Shirley he will
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
He'll reach a stage when he himself will be confused what gender he is on that day, which gender to date, which to play as etc. If he's playing mixed dubs with Mantha Stosur or Amelie, we'll be wondering whether he's the man or babe.
Ronaldo
Bionic Poster
Sam will know
SoBad
G.O.A.T.
2nd best neta game evea after sweet Djokovic>?
I trahink what we woulds all eagree thats my swetet Djokovic has the best net game in the World today, actuallsy not just today ever. Mosate powerful volleys, withs most stcik, and tough at the net, rebest refexes ansd control. Who is the 2ndb greateat net game ever aftera sweet Djokovic?
I trahink what we woulds all eagree thats my swetet Djokovic has the best net game in the World today, actuallsy not just today ever. Mosate powerful volleys, withs most stcik, and tough at the net, rebest refexes ansd control. Who is the 2ndb greateat net game ever aftera sweet Djokovic?
TennisAddict121
Banned
ultimate_defense
Banned
I'm not questioning the fact that Djokovic should get to 50 slams or so by the end of the year, but this will all change after the unveiling of THE FIFTH GRANDSLAM.
I am, of course talking about the Transatlantic Airspace Open. Sponsored by NASA, and played on the Wings Of Airplanes™, the TAO will be introduced in 2012. What it will lack in popularity with umpires and ballboys, it will make up for in sheer spectacles. Talking of spectacles, Janko Tipseravic is likely to be the only contender to Prince Novak's throne as he has thus far spent the whole of his career acclimatising himself to the specialized eyeware required for the event - in his dedication putting up with the suboptimal performance it grants him in the land-based tennis tournaments. This entirely explains his lacklustre grandslam results thus far.
Nevertheless, Djokovic has already shown his complete domination of the surface and if he can fend off the challenges of his fellow Serb, his only opponents should be altitude sickness, motion sickness, home sickness, windchill, an upset stomach, and sweat.
The Swiss can take the grass, leave the Spanish Armada washed up on the clay.
Serbia shall rule the airwaves.
I am, of course talking about the Transatlantic Airspace Open. Sponsored by NASA, and played on the Wings Of Airplanes™, the TAO will be introduced in 2012. What it will lack in popularity with umpires and ballboys, it will make up for in sheer spectacles. Talking of spectacles, Janko Tipseravic is likely to be the only contender to Prince Novak's throne as he has thus far spent the whole of his career acclimatising himself to the specialized eyeware required for the event - in his dedication putting up with the suboptimal performance it grants him in the land-based tennis tournaments. This entirely explains his lacklustre grandslam results thus far.
Nevertheless, Djokovic has already shown his complete domination of the surface and if he can fend off the challenges of his fellow Serb, his only opponents should be altitude sickness, motion sickness, home sickness, windchill, an upset stomach, and sweat.
The Swiss can take the grass, leave the Spanish Armada washed up on the clay.
Serbia shall rule the airwaves.
Andres
G.O.A.T.
I knew he reminded me of the babe
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
sdont
Legend
Actually he'll be able to play mixed doubles with himself, and win a couple dozens slams in this category.
Andres
G.O.A.T.
Pozarevacka
Banned
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
PCXL-Fan
Hall of Fame
Nice however
You left out the Brits' Andy Muuurya will completely dominate the transistor, silicon, and polygon arena achieving the coveted pokemon Grandmaster status and unlocking all achievements in Top Spin Tennis 4.
And lets not forget David Nalbandian supplanting Joey Chestnut in the 2012 world hotdog eating competition.
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PCXL-Fan
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I know I know, since I do work for the said company, and I convert your shrieks and guttural sounds to intelligible English. As far as your forum posts, we've sub-contracted that to Dhakatech Ltd.
And it's MumbaiTech not Bombaytech.
Actually it was named Bombay Tech Ltd as a kind of nudge at the British imperial power which used to have a certain degree of control and influence over the country. Now the tables are actually turned as most of British parliament employs this service and Bombay Tech Ltd now controls the parliamentary discourse and has made them tax all salt crippling their vital haggis industry.
OP, I think he would definitely win a lot of slams. I vote for the Option 1. Thanks.
ps. sorry to bump into your thread, I just did something I must do to clean up the trash.
Regards,
-N
TennisAddict121
Banned
Yes that is me, everyone knows that already though. The whole 121 thing gives it away
PS Vamos Chopin
Post # 3 is one.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
So do your think your bro will win 47 slams, or not that many ?Hahaha!!! i have to show my bro this topic
kiki
Banned
If he gets bisexual, and enters men and women draws from now on, and at the same time, I think he´ll win 146... and , of course, in the finals of the 147 th will loose after holding 54 match points at 6-0,6-0,5-0...but , a rejuvenated ken Rosewall, still fit at 125, will end up winning his first Wimbledon.
Ronaldo
Bionic Poster
This is still about willing to will?
FeVer
Semi-Pro
Lol at retards like this who haven't the brainpower to realise the irony of the thread.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
How many slams will you will ? 47 or not that many or more ?Hahaha!!! i have to show my bro this topic
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
prima donna
But by then Novak be past prime, and you not yet in prime.novak said he wants to double with me at french open 2014
Dilettante
Hall of Fame
By default of everyone else because of banana sore throat, massive mono and epidemic contact lens irritation.
Djokovic will be in the final but Djorde will distract him in his last serve showing him the #567899 page of this thread on the laptop, the serve will be very bad and Rosewall will return a winner lob with an arm's spasmodic movement while having a stroke on the court.
That will be like 50 years from now and Donald Young will be on his prime.
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kiki
Banned
But Rosewall will have to overcome JMac´s 35 comeback in the semis...but he´ll be put out by the referres.Rosewall´s main weapon will still be his sliced 80 mph backhand.
Ronaldo
Bionic Poster
To be the Man, you must beat the Man?
MixieP
Hall of Fame
Raonic will beat himself and thus prove that he is indeed GOATish.
Ronaldo
Bionic Poster
That has never stopped the GOAT talk before.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Fine by me. But did you use smelling salts, or the Kiss of Life (what's the medical name? CPR ??) to revive this finest of threads. We are truly honored and fortunate to be watching history being made, to be born in this most auspicious period in the history of the universe.
I now think he may exceed 47. He has Jahangir Khan's record of 555 consec wins to beat.
Double_Fault
Banned
Meh, I think 46 is a bit of a stretch.
MixieP
Hall of Fame
A kick in the proverbial butt did the trick, as to your reviving inquiry. - Yes, I was inspired by the discussion you're alluding to, and I share your belief that 47 may seem a bit on the low side as estimations go. Ajde is on a mighty old roll and will break every record in the book before he's finished. Unless, of course, Cmon hurls a spanner in the works. I hear he is on a haggis-free diet. Any truth in that you think?
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Sampras' 14 with the tiny 85" racket is equivalent to about 45 slams today.
gramdacious
Rookie
I'd can easily say no less then 50 slams
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Look, don't tell anyone. Between you 'n me. ...
Andy's hired the Pope as his full-time spiritual guide. He's living a saintly playstation-free life. Yes, celibacy the Pope prescribed. So the playstation goes. (Sleeping with Kim is okay since Judy hasn't told Andrew about the birds and bees.)
This has given Andy a drive and killer instinct of Genghis Khan.
Also, do you notice the absence of underhand, who has been abducted by the Serbian FBI since his posts used to disturb Noel's confidence a lot. Once he's freed by the MI5, Noel will start losing big time again. It's just a matter of time. Or Obama will free him with help from some Navy Seals.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Wow, that's almost bare-handed. :shock::shock:
MixieP
Hall of Fame
Thanks for filling me in. I'll keep mum, no worries. But I'm worried for Underhand, I want him freed, but I cannot - I repeat, cannot - condone Obama's tactics. I think actually I'll report him to the WWF. They should not be trained to perform such dangerous and unnatural tasks, them poor seals.
Evan77
Banned
only 45 to go... easy-peasy
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
We are only counting the slams Noel will win without dropping a set. So that's still like 47. Otherwise, it could go into hundreds.
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