Win an ATP Title, Then Lose Your Next Match

stringertom

Bionic Poster
We’re letting NFL SDL/Survivor 1.0 champion @yossarian stay this week after losing Week 6 (Week 1 of 2.0).

The presentations this week will be by a Monsieur Simon to Jo Ali at Antwerp. Let’s hope he keeps it simple!

Another presentation in Moscow was cancelled when a fatigued Mad Lad sadly withdrew. We will watch for him at Vienna next week.

A certain visit for his honeymoon is scheduled to start on Sunday after Nadal loses his first match after USO to his much more beautiful bride Xisca.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Thiem and Nadal both refused our invitations.

More private time for The Dude and Daniil. He likes my bathrobe and drops a lot of f-bombs while he bowls a lot of gutter balls.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
@stringertom So have you closed the lodge for the season? Boarded up the windows, drained the pipes, set the mouse traps, poured anti-freeze down the toilets?
Here I am with Lloyd the bartender, relaxing in between a few maintenance tasks. Nothing quite as severe as your list...it’s just a month before we’ll need to be ready in case Tsitsipas and/or Sinner want to drop by.

 

Sparlingo

Hall of Fame
Here I am with Lloyd the bartender, relaxing in between a few maintenance tasks. Nothing quite as severe as your list...it’s just a month before we’ll need to be ready in case Tsitsipas and/or Sinner want to drop by.

You seem to be ranting a bit towards the end of that, you're ok though, eh? That girl running the hallway, that's not Coco is it? Is she still there?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
You seem to be ranting a bit towards the end of that, you're ok though, eh? That girl running the hallway, that's not Coco is it? Is she still there?
No, that’s mrs watlynm coming to warn me that Shapo was getting beaten up by his mom for loosing in Vienna after finally winning his first ATP title.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
After the long offseason break, the WATLYNM staff goes on high alert at Melbourne for possible stays by young Frenchman Ugo Humbert and 2x recent champion Andrey Rublev after brief moments of watch for Rublev at Adelaide and 1R action at AO for Tsitispas (giving him a mulligan for Shapo’s defeat of him at ATP Cup for our lack of attentiveness for this team event, not knowing at the time the ATP was giving points!).

Humbert has his hands full vs Millman 1R...losing a first set TB.
 
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