Dino Lagaffe
Hall of Fame
Natasha Kinski
Word Association!!
- Thread starter StealthGnome
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Natasha Kinski
Ronaldo
Bionic Poster
Senator Jay Billington Bulworth in the House!
ilovecarlos
Professional
Dedans Penthouse on the ceiling fan
slice bh compliment
G.O.A.T.
mirrors on the ceiling
pink champagne on ice
we are all just prisoners here
of our own device
I don't even like that band, but that's what was in my head when I read the word ceiling.
Life of the party, DP! Get down, man. Get downnn.
EDIT:
Git down git dowwnn. Git down git down-n-n-n-n.
Jungle Boogie >>>>
Jungle boogie....
pink champagne on ice
we are all just prisoners here
of our own device
I don't even like that band, but that's what was in my head when I read the word ceiling.
Life of the party, DP! Get down, man. Get downnn.
EDIT:
Git down git dowwnn. Git down git down-n-n-n-n.
Jungle Boogie >>>>
Jungle boogie....
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slice bh compliment
G.O.A.T.
Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down yer hair....
[insert BEastie Boys lyric here]
so I can climb up and get into your under____....
[insert BEastie Boys lyric here]
so I can climb up and get into your under____....
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Anna Chakvetadze having to stop a point after getting her racquet caught in her hair.(Climb under where? "Hi Anna, just checking if your hair is so fair down there...ok, carry on.")
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Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
Fishing for a Fischer...
Dino Lagaffe
Hall of Fame
Völkling for a Völkl?
my_forehand
Professional
Babbling for a Babolat?
ilovecarlos
Professional
A princess using a Prince
Leelord337
Hall of Fame
^^^haha classic, so how exactly did "Prince" "Wilson" get aaaa...Head
TourTenor
Professional
Twist my arm, I better clarify ... it started when he pulled out his "trusty woodie."
game set match 46 TIMES!!
Hall of Fame
peek a boo peek a boo shop a boo i heard a few peek a boo peek o boo
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Dino Lagaffe
Hall of Fame
game set match 46 TIMES!!
Hall of Fame
i see londen i see france i dont want to say the pants...
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
(thinking to myself):
"Where did I once see the line 'I see London, I see France' on this message board?"...and then it hit me):
1st line in the infamous "Fork-in-the-Road" Bullworth rap...
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showpost.php?p=848582&postcount=22 :twisted:
BACK ON-TOPIC:
Caprigame set match 46 TIMES!! said:
game set match 46 TIMES!!
Hall of Fame
f***ing obama sucks
game set match 46 TIMES!!
Hall of Fame
you suck 0.0
mccain rocks
mccain rocks
game set match 46 TIMES!!
Hall of Fame
dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun mmm mmmm mmmm mm memmemem mmmmm ultra awesome time *dance dance dance dance dance dance*
i mean it! jk
i mean it! jk
game set match 46 TIMES!!
Hall of Fame
owned!
my_forehand
Professional
Mike Bulgakov
G.O.A.T.
I just read this for the first time and am still laughing:
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=87931
Senator Jay Bullworth, please return!
Senator Jay Bullworth (rubbing his Jill-gel inbued chin): "Hmmm...interesting Jerome. (chuckle). Why not?......Hey Janet, gimme a minute; we'll continue the lesson later."
I see London, I see France, guess what norcal saw by chance?
His neighbor's hoo-hoo caught his glance, and put poor norcal in a trance
It started innocently on a swing, norcal first caught sight o' that 'thing'
"Not fur nothin' butterfly wing, but there it was: Bada-Bing!"
The neighbor's wife ain't no flirt, but now she reeks of: disconcert
'Cause norcal's gaze, ever so alert, spied the cherry glaze underneath her skirt
He gaze arrived at the fork in the road, and there it was: the motherlode
He thought: "I may end up in hell, but damn, that is one sweet clamshell!"
He knew that he should turn away, but consider what was on display,
He heart beat fast, his mouth got dry, she caught "The Catcher in her Rye"
She crossed her pins somewhat in shame, but norcal already 'scoped' her mane
She feared she'd flashed her bearded clam while norcal thought: "why thank you, ma'am!"
Now: how to mend the friendship crack; say "sorry" and just leave at that?
Both you saw her lovin' cup, so maybe you should just clam up
Just 'cause she played "Showin' Shell" don't mean you should land in hell
Who wears skirts and swoops on swings, and underneath don't wear a thing?
norcal, you're a normal man, fret not, it's imbedded in our glands
Let 'Miss Holy' act appalled, but 'twas 'twats SHE who "flashed" it after all
Oi sir! she flashed oyster, she could've kept her mollusk cloistered
Chill, don't get nervous; SHE gave you eye-candy lip-service.
Catching a deflated, bifurcated mini football tossed from the Joe Namath hometown of Beaver Falls is no reason to drive you up a wall; so stand tall. Why'd she suddenly forgotten to cover up with some cotten? You were mesmerized by what held your eyes; eyes 'n thighs tell no lies. Just a simple, 'grown up' version of "peek-a-boo....I-see-you." Don't beat yourself up over it; beat yourself thinking about it instead (just keep it to yourself). Wishing you "flashes of brilliance" now and in the very near future, I remain,
Your loving servant,
Senator Jay Bullworth
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Dino Lagaffe
Hall of Fame
Robert De Niro
my_forehand
Professional
Uhhh..Davydenko just spanked Murray, or was it the other way around 
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Ronaldo
Bionic Poster
Uhhh..Davydenko just spanked Murray, or was it the other way around
Murray's beetdown, http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f237/hbrob_t/baboon_ass.jpg
