Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by StealthGnome, Dec 26, 2006.
Got me bolls insured lest some greedy coach grabs em.
Sealed ball bearings
My bearings are all off from watching too much Technicolor Pachydermal Ballet.
When on LSD, Sarah Palin could see Russia across the psychedelic Bering Strait...
I've always wondered about Chinook Salmon [Oncorhynchus tshawytscha], are they Alaskan or Siberian? And yet they from the Pacific since they are all anadromous? It really makes me wonder.
Pacific racquets, which purchased Fischer molds, including those for the racquets used by Kafelnikov, Medvedev, and Chakvetadze, are no longer sold at TW...
Me love em Pacific Classic Natural Gut 16L
For a long time back in the 90's Pacific string was sourced from the same Taiwanese factory as other much lowered priced synthetics. The only differences were the packaging, the imprint on the string and the plastic coil clasp.
Steve McQueen flew across the Pacific and lived in Taiwan with his wife, Neile, and kids while filming "The Sand Pebbles." He liked to ride his motorcycle and shoot fireworks from his rooftop in an American neighborhood. Steve and Neile spent time at the Officer's Club, and befriended CIA personnel.
Like Raymond Shaw was programmed to become an assassin whenever he saw the Queen of Diamonds, I will play solitaire until the biotch comes up and then I am compelled to poast @DreddyTennis45 's treatment of the Technicolor Pachydermal Ballet:
Jim Morrison's "Queen of the Highway" was Pamela Courson. She once lived in Laurel Canyon in L.A.; he preferred the Alta Cienaga Motel, where he rarely played solitaire.
Morrison had a thing for wrecking his custom Shelby GT500 that he dubbed "The Blue Lady". What a shame...that car was beautiful!
It's like Swan lake, Beethoven's fifth, Mona Lisa and rigoletto all rolled into one. Indescribable.
"When The Music's Over" by Morrison could be the theme for Beethoven's Ninth or Robin Haase's demand before resuming play.
"A Clockwork Orange"
Forced to watch the San Diego Bageler in action on continuous loop:
The San Poobiego Bageler is thinking of relocating to Las Vegas for a life full of tennis, AYCE buffet raids, toplesss pool adventures and camaraderie with private entrepreneur dgold. @DreddyTennis45 will cover this "activity" in an opus entitled "Fear And Loafing in Las Vegas".
The Last Tango in Sureshs.
The Last Burrito In San Poobiego.
Day turns to night and it's the last burrito at Roberto's in Solana Beach. The conversation turns to the tennis career that could have been on the drive home...
With 30-40 on hiatus, Sewretch and LeeDF are contending to take over the top poast count. @Sentinel is trying to make it a three-horse race, less than 300 behind the San Poobiego Bageler for third place. Like a Sentipeed, he may catch our heavy hare.
S & S are the Federer and Nadal of TW...
In West San Poobiego born and raised
In Dunkin Donuts where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Hiting balls on the tennis court after school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
But realised who I was and knew they got spared.
Thankfully you did not say the Djovik & Murrya of TW.
The ultimate complement is being called the Radek Stepanek of TW...
Reserved for sewretchs.
Sewretch is radekerer than Stepanek.
Imagine the two at a party for the UCSD women's tennis team...
Radek would have to be the wingman bcoz Sewretch would break any wing he stood on. He would then try to eat the broken wing after adding Buffalo sauce and asking for bleu cheese and celery.
Fromage bleu and celery equals:
Repoarted for culinary intolerance. I can't do me any wings w/o the bleu and the green.
"Rabbit Redux" was the second of a four-part series of novels by John Updike about a character named Harry "Rabbit" Angstrom, a former high school basketball player facing mid-life crises in middle America in the late 60's/early 70's.
"Sureshs-Tennis Legend" is @DreddyTennis45 's original opus about an amateur tennis player facing mid-life crises in 21st century San Poobiego. I can't wait for "Sureshs Redux".
Maria Kirilenko rabbit redux...
I wonder if Ovechkin jumped that high when Maria K first said "Da" to his advances. I would!
Eugene Oregon, birthplace of Schnike.
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