Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by SuperHead, Jul 19, 2013.
Nefarious attack of AYCE buffet causes uncontrollable emissions.
Stringertom is at Golden Corral AYCE buffet and in between plate 1 and plate 2 of turkey for Thanksgiving. I wish they had turducken.
Nicole Vaidisova once chose Radek over her own tennis.
Stephanek sure had his ways with WTA beauties.
Sureshs is tennis.
Sureshs' gif inspired the SABR-toothed veteran Swiss.
Swiss Maestro makes periodic pilgrimage to San Diego to see Guru Sureshs.
Sureshs has impeccable timing, almost as perfect as any of the best Swiss chronometers.
Swiss chronometres are some of the articles found latched onto the wrists of Div III girls.
San Diego Bageler uses a Swiss chronometer to time the proper baking of his round little delicacies.
Scots bring home the Davis Cup for the British Isles.
Swiss chronos to synchronize guru sureshs' patented serving [in super slow] motion while simultaneously baking rounded delicacies.
Samosas are eaten in the thousands as a morning snack by Sureshs, before he goes on one of his bageling rampages.
San Diego is where I first met Maria Sharapova in 2004, back when it was safe to ride in golf carts.
Safety in the locker room used to be an accepted norm for WTAers but when 4S hit the floor this September in Flushing young Genie went head over heels.
Smørrebrød can help build strong bodies.
Sureshsian spray helps build supersonic speed serves!
Sureshs gets 'tickled by erection engineers' I refer him to Stringer Tom's bump in his pantaloonies.
Stringertom will create an alternate methodology when servicing sureshs' Gamma Razr racquets.
Suction, erect and spray are some of the words to describe sureshs.
Some might say that Lucie is good at tracking balls with her eyes.
Safarova says "See the ball, hit the ball". sureshs says "See my bagels, eat my bagels."
sureshs, unlike safarova--tracking the ball with her tantalizing eyes--tracks the ball with his man boobs.
Sliding about on the court with Sureshs - fun times.
sureshs needs an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder manbra to avoid a landslide when he releases those curry-flavored puppies.
sureshs in his infinite slime green shirt precipitate an insoluble greenish gelatinous gluey gas.
Smart props staff members at Nickelodeon's You Can't Do That On Television created the slime green precursor to 4S while sureshs was a young man in his twenties.
BTW, by all accounts their first batch was indeed very odiferous!
Some might say Maria Kirilenko looked better in green tops.
Soaking Ana in 4S.
Soylent Green, the sci fi film with Charlton Heston, featured an eponymous drink that was made from human remains.
Sureshs Green has been assigned its own number in the PMS color matching system used in lithographic printing systems.
Rumor has it the number is 6030.
Safin will father Maria Sharapova's first child while they are both Japan Warriors?
Surely, that's a pair made in tennis haven! Their would be offspring should surely break Federer and Court's all time record for the most number of slams! Better than the Graf-Agassi combo, yes!
Safinpova offspring would test even Freud and his Interpretation Of Dreams.
Safin's current forehand form would have made Tolstoy blush and want to quit tennis.
Sureshs' form would make Tolstoy blush, as well as any of a number of other great novelists.
Sureshs & Tolstoy should stir Bartelby to ponder that, if Sureshs had not eaten all the food, maybe the serfs could have played tennis.
Sureshs and Richard Simmons should produce a weight loss video and call it Serving To The Oldies.
Sharapova dreams of the Carlsbad Casanova giving her a ride when she trains.
Stretching out with FedZero left Sugarpova unfulfilled so she moved on to the Poobapotamus.
Sharapova is dating Sureshs not only for cuddly times in front of the telly; her hidden motive is to garner some tennis tips.
Sharpie sipping lemon and lime with sureshs while being cuddled by sureshs sounds like good times, yes?
Safin's sense of entitlement and petulant outbursts are no longer endearing these days.
Sugarpova, under her new supercouch from San Diego, will end her long losing streak to the younger Williams.
Sweden's Åsa Svensson (previously Carlsson) liked to play with her Völkls.
Savory smorgasbord settings would not survive scavenger sureshs' sorties through Scandanavian AYCE buffets.
Surströmming should never be served at a smörgåsbord. This is something all Swedish tennis players agree upon. In fact, it would clear an entire ship docked in Stockholm, not to mention the rest of the docks.
Sweden's Enquist served many aces.
Stefan Edberg served just as many aces.
Surstromming is a lethal WOMD when served to Sureshs.
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