Woz, McIlroy Affair Hurts Ex-GF

Totai

Professional
Poor girl, lying on the beach in Dubai thinking about the break up. Life must be so rough for her
 

Mike Bulgakov

G.O.A.T.
I wonder who will get played in the end....
It seems to me that Caroline is having some fun and will soon move on, but Rory is smitten. Caroline is having fun with Rory like a cat with a mouse.


It is pretty clear who is number two in this relationship.


Under Caroline's Thumb
It's down to me, oh yeah
The way he talks when he's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
He's under my thumb
Yeah, it feels alright

Under my thumb
His eyes are just kept to himself
Under my thumb, well I
I can still look at someone else...
 

SLD76

G.O.A.T.
Wait a minute, did that article say that Rory dated his ex for 6 years...and that she is currently 21? How old is Rory again???

ETA: ahh ok, turns out he is 22. Ah well it sucks but, rarely do people end up with someone they dated as a teenager, especially when one is a pro athlete.

Her one solace is that he is an ass and has ended up with an even bigger ass, judging by some of Caroline ridiculous press conferences.
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I am disgusted that his ex objected to Rory meeting his dogs first.

After reading this, I am now one of Rory's biggest fans, just as I love Nole even more after hearing that he doesn't go anywhere without his pet poodle.
Dog Lovers FTW !!!!!
 

coolblue123

Hall of Fame
anytime when a person dumps their ex, for the reason of going out for another, shows how much respect their is in the relationship. definitely relationship defined for failure.
 

equinox

Hall of Fame
She was a boobjob eurotrash ***** anyways. Just because she took his V, doesn't mean he's going want hit her junk forever. Smart and wise move to trade up in the class stakes by rory.

sob sob *pr* sob i'mma celebrity!
 
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The ex seems furious

Oh, Mother Marjorie has been busy most of today in her fabulous kitchen making Christmas candy and cookies for her neighbors...yes, like a good neighbor, Mother Marjorie is there! So, Mother Marjorie logged onto her kitchen computer and saw this thread...well....she has much to say, oh, yes, she does!

First, Rory M is about the fugliest young man Mother Marjorie has seen in years! Why on earth two attractive young women would fight over that paper sack is beyond comprehension. He just looks nasty.

Secondly, lets face it. Caroline has other options and probably better options than being with Rory M. Considering he combined their names and put it on the bottom of a golf putter tells Mother Marjorie that he is emotionally immature for his age. What's attractive about that? Yuck.

Caroline, take a little bit of motherly advice from Mother Marjorie. Dump the troll and find a boyfriend you aren't embarrassed taking out in public. Give him back to the jilted ex-girlfriend with a sincere, "...here, you can have it back." Work the diamonds and never cut corners when it comes to your pumps.

Mother Marjorie Ann
Empress of Talk Tennis Warehouse
 

cc0509

Talk Tennis Guru
Oh, Mother Marjorie has been busy most of today in her fabulous kitchen making Christmas candy and cookies for her neighbors...yes, like a good neighbor, Mother Marjorie is there! So, Mother Marjorie logged onto her kitchen computer and saw this thread...well....she has much to say, oh, yes, she does!

First, Rory M is about the fugliest young man Mother Marjorie has seen in years! Why on earth two attractive young women would fight over that paper sack is beyond comprehension. He just looks nasty.

Secondly, lets face it. Caroline has other options and probably better options than being with Rory M. Considering he combined their names and put it on the bottom of a golf putter tells Mother Marjorie that he is emotionally immature for his age. What's attractive about that? Yuck.

Caroline, take a little bit of motherly advice from Mother Marjorie. Dump the troll and find a boyfriend you aren't embarrassed taking out in public. Give him back to the jilted ex-girlfriend with a sincere, "...here, you can have it back." Work the diamonds and never cut corners when it comes to your pumps.

Mother Marjorie Ann
Empress of Talk Tennis Warehouse
She'll dump him don't worry. Only a matter of time. He is more into her that is obvious even from pictures. I agree he is far from a looker.
 

ttbrowne

Hall of Fame
Oh, Mother Marjorie has been busy most of today in her fabulous kitchen making Christmas candy and cookies for her neighbors...yes, like a good neighbor, Mother Marjorie is there! So, Mother Marjorie logged onto her kitchen computer and saw this thread...well....she has much to say, oh, yes, she does!

First, Rory M is about the fugliest young man Mother Marjorie has seen in years! Why on earth two attractive young women would fight over that paper sack is beyond comprehension. He just looks nasty.

Secondly, lets face it. Caroline has other options and probably better options than being with Rory M. Considering he combined their names and put it on the bottom of a golf putter tells Mother Marjorie that he is emotionally immature for his age. What's attractive about that? Yuck.

Caroline, take a little bit of motherly advice from Mother Marjorie. Dump the troll and find a boyfriend you aren't embarrassed taking out in public. Give him back to the jilted ex-girlfriend with a sincere, "...here, you can have it back." Work the diamonds and never cut corners when it comes to your pumps.

Mother Marjorie Ann
Empress of Talk Tennis Warehouse
Empress, Money, success & stardom loves money, success & stardom. That's what all of this is about right now.
 
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