Yet another word game

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Toilets of the high flush type save money.

 

[jaggy]

Money cannot buy a strong enough mask to thwart the spray of the large one.

 

[Vcore89]

One Night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head!

 

[jaggy]

Head to San Poobiego for tennis tips from the master

 

[Vcore89]

Master Blaster from San Poobiego is a prolific dispenser of tennis tips and instructions.

 

[stringertom]

Instructions to ATP: Masters Series 1000 tournament schedule is in need of revision, stacking two 96-draw (possible 7 matches for non-seeds) back to back, then three on clay in five weeks, ZERO on grass, then two back to back weeks, one of them TRS, before USO. Extremely brutal.

 

[jaggy]

Brutal is often a word used to describe natural disasters and the San Poobiego sewage system

 

[stringertom]

System of dining at the AYCE buffet for SexiSuri:

1st serving: high speed shoveling

2nd serving: high percentage placement in the corners of his mouth

Visit-ending shot: drop a deuce volley in the men's room.

911 call for hazmat team made by management.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Management is a far cry from my job description.

 

[stringertom]

Description by Magnus Norman of Nafal's ability to return to the top of the game in 2017 as proof that he is an extraterrestrial with quite a great support team.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Team Bromance are both otherworldly and far beyond any human's ability to understand.

 

[stringertom]

Understanding the theory of relativity might be easier than understanding the theory of gravity when SexiSuri is the subject.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Subject to verification, your less than 600.00 gambling winnings will be given to you in cash.

 

[jaggy]

Cash should be handled as used unmarked bills in a brown paper bag

 

[stringertom]

Bag fees should be charged exclusively by caddies on a golf course, not by airlines providing transportation.

 

[Deleted member 733170]

Transportation is a key stock equity index from financial publishers Dow Jones, along with Industrials and Utilities.

 

[stringertom]

Utilities on the Monopoly board consist of The Electric Company and The Water Works.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Works of art can be found in the most unexpected places.

 

[stringertom]

Places in horse racing are the equivalents of runners up in tennis and that play on words, "Place half a million on Lucky Dan!" was the basis for the sting in "The Sting."

 

[jaggy]

Sting was the name of the Chicago pro NASL soccer franchise

 

[ojo rojo]

"Franchise" is of Anglo-French derivation—from franc, meaning free—and is used both as a noun and as a (transitive) verb

One of the first successful American franchising operations was started by an enterprising druggist named John S. Pemberton. In 1886, he concocted a beverage comprising sugar, molasses, spices, and cocaine (which is no longer an ingredient). Pemberton licensed selected people to bottle and sell the drink, which is now known as Coca-Cola.

 

[stringertom]

Cola of the cherry variety was mentioned in one of the first rock n roll hits to describe a transvestite experience, " L O L A" by The Kinks.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Kinks and Animals and Spinners and Monkees, all make the world go round.

 

[jaggy]

Round and in a green polo =a sublime approach

 

[stringertom]

Approach with a Forehand of Evolution and then execute the dump manager drop volley of God.

 

[Vcore89]

God of War is an upcoming [8th instalment in the God of War series] third-person action-adventure video game in development by Santa Monica Studio and to be published by Sony Interactive Entertainment [SIE] for release in 2018.

 

[jaggy]

2018 will be the Year of the Poob

 

[stringertom]

Poobic Wars would be a great title for two possible top selling vids:

1. Brazilian wax job competition

2. Pachydermal Ballet competitions for the primo ballerino role in the Disney remake of Dumbo

 

[ojo rojo]

Dumbo octopus, also called the Grimpoteuthis is a genus of pelagic umbrella octopus, so named for the prominent ear-like fins which characteristically protrude from the mantle just above the eyes and which give a vague resemblance to the ears of Walt Disney's flying elephant Dumbo.

 

[Vcore89]

10 Dumbo Octopus Facts & Adaptations!

1. They get their names from their ‘ears’.
2. They have big eyes.
3. They belong to a group of octopuses called umbrella octopuses.
4. They can grow over 5 feet long.
5. They live where it’s very deep.
6. They can change color.
7. They do not produce ink.
8. The females can lay their eggs anytime they want.
9. They swallow their prey whole.
10. They shrink.

 

[stringertom]

Shrinkage in the Mrs. Suri laundry was once claimed as the reason the Slime green tent fits so tight around the SexiSuri circumference.

 

[jaggy]

Circumference is not related to Sir Lancelot or brave Sir Robin

 

[stringertom]

Robin Soderling once robbed from the rich and then gave to the poor.

 

[Rafaisdabest]

Poor weather for the whole of Victoria this weekend but we haven't had any as of yet!

 

[stringertom]

Yeti is a not so distant relative of a very colorful contributor to our fun and games in the Odd & Ends section.

 

[Mainad]

Section me right now if I can't think of a word to carry this on!

 

[jaggy]

On the way to an AYCE I stopped for a spray

 

[stringertom]

Spray & Wash works well on stains in the laundry, which helped when I pitched in and helped @J011yroger one night.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Nighttime on the beach, a couple laying naked in the sand under a tent, is a very sensual experience.

 

[Deleted member 733170]

Experience the spray and you’ll be a man my son.

 

[stringertom]

"Son Of A Son Of A Sailor" is a signature tune requested of Jimmy Buffett by the Parrotheads at each of his concerts.

 

[Rafaisdabest]

Concerts are the best, I'm going to the Ed Sheeran concert next year, if he doesn't cancel his Australian Tour as well.

 

[stringertom]

Well done is a way to waste a good steak.

 

[Vcore89]

Steak knife and boning knife sets from Bed, Bath & Beyond.

 

[ojo rojo]

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is a film by Russ Meyer.
Russ Meyer films are mainly about boobs

 

[stringertom]

Boob is a palindrome, just like her synonym tit.

 

[Vcore89]

 

[stringertom]

Because boob and tit are palindromes, I propose their tips should be called nippin instead of nipples.

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Nipple markers in mammograms help to differentiate tissue.

 

[stringertom]

Tissues are kneaded sometimes win eye reed TOST Thread. Aye laff sew hard eye cry.