You know you play too much tennis if....

I am thinking of changing my mobile phone because it does a bad job of providing a realistic feeling of changing grips for FH, BH etc.

When in the lift, i take my phone and practice changing grips and even do a short stroke, only a few inches movement, but its there, in my mind I am playing the whole stroke, working on prep, or follow through or whatever.

Not a moment to lose.
 
You like to drink water out of tennis ball cans, and your "china cabinet" has a set of 1000 "water glasses."
 
This is a little crude, but I'm a teenager so bear with me please

When you don't see the inuendo when you are told to bend your knees and get to the ball.

There outa my system

another (not crude one) When you want to learn to drive just so you can get to the tennis courts without your parents giving you a ride lol
 
When you fantasize about serving a tennis ball right at a boring professor in a huge lecture hall.

When you wonder how much sidespin a centrifuge can put on a tennis ball.

When you consider buying radar guns to measure your serve speed even though you are a recreational player.

When finding a fresh green tennis ball randomly in your house gives you euphoric sensations.

When you try to hit run around windshield wiper forehands in ping poing.

When you try to apply slice,side-spin, or topspin to your shots and serves in wii tennis.
 
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When you forget to turn off the incessant ringing alarm clock to go to work in the morning.
 
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When you miss your girlfriends 21st birthday because you have competition the following sunday morning.

When you go on holidays around the world, instead of admiring the sites you always ask 'where are the nearest tennis courts.'

When you own several tennis games on PC, iPhone, PS3 and Wii.
 
You know you don't play enough tennis when you go to the gym with weights-in-mind, but succumbed to shadow-stroking (grow up) half the time you are there.
 
When you add lead tape at 3 & 9 oclock of your Wii remote............... you know youre playin too much tennis.
 
SirGounder said:
Yeah that's just wrong, what you do is offer to practice with them and show off your skills at their private tennis court.
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No, frankly, I have met my share of gorgeous 2.5 women, and I prefer old 4.0 men any day :-) At a certain point in your life, tennis becomes more important.
 
You hit Your bro in the face with your racker because je walked into you swinging

You guess a match point for point
 
Sid_Vicious said:
When you try to apply slice,side-spin, or topspin to your shots and serves in wii tennis.
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...which is why i despise wii tennis as much as i hate guitar hero!!!! :evil:

anyway...

you know you play too much tennis when even your dress shoes show signs of "toe-drag"!
 
You know you play to much tennis if the polos you wear to work coincide with Federer's match outfit for the current tournament going on; matched to day and night time sessions of course.
 
When you play a close game of ping pong with a friend and you keep commenting that "it's like Federer vs. Nadal!"
 
You look like this when You go to bed at night,....

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If you cannot fall asleep b/c...you are shadowing a WW FH while in bed...................
 
*you have indentions in your walls the size of tennis balls from practicing your volleys over and over in your room :)

*if you see someone on the street wearing the newest tennis shoes and you stop to ask them how long they've been playing and what stick they hit with (guilty)
 
When a clueless girlfriend asks about tennis you take 10 texts to explain the very basics of the game

When you become an unofficial recruiter for your high school team gettin all your friends to play
 
TheBoom said:
When a clueless girlfriend asks about tennis you take 10 texts to explain the very basics of the game

When you become an unofficial recruiter for your high school team gettin all your friends to play
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Easier to teach her the proper forehand and backhand grip using the hand-over-hand method. To bend her knees and reach up on the serve. How back-in-the-day we held two balls when we served. The feel of a leather grip. Texting? Explain volleyball
 
Ronaldo said:
Easier to teach her the proper forehand and backhand grip using the hand-over-hand method. To bend her knees and reach up on the serve. How back-in-the-day we held two balls when we served. The feel of a leather grip. Texting? Explain volleyball
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I was teaching her the basic rules lol but all i know about volleyball is spankies and our team won state lol
 
When you include a picture of a Wilson Triad racket to illustrate vibration damping materials in a proposal to DARPA.
(Yes, I did.)
 
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