Your favourite SNL clip?

edberg505

Legend
So, I was looking through a few old SNL clips and saw some gems. One of my favs was the Janet Jackson clip and the Cork Soakers. But there was one in particular that I can't seem to find. Do any of you remember the one where Bill Clinton (D. Hammond) came out to the to address the nation immediately after he was acquitted and he says, "I am bulletproof, next time bring your kryptonite." Then he just walks off the stage. It was freakin hilarious. But I wonder if I'm the only one that remembers that clip.
 

ShooterMcMarco

Hall of Fame
Blue Oyster Cult with Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell.

"I've got a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."
 

kimbahpnam

Hall of Fame
+1

Blue Oyster Cult with Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell.

"I've got a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."
-The Japanese game show with Mike Meyers and Chris Farley...guest starring Alec Baldwin.

-Pretty much any Chris Farley bit with him as the motivational speaker

-There are too many Will Ferrell ones to name....AH! one comes to mind - the one where Jim Carrey is the lifeguard of a jacuzzi. Usually any clip that has Ferrell with his shirt off is a gem (said in the most heterosexual way). Another one comes to mind - Ferrell as Alex Trebek hosting Jeopardy are always great. He and Cheri Oteri as the Spartan Cheerleaders are classic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_xjBd9debo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwgFIfH_qNQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVDRZxGFNbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqYj_ayEy0

-Chris Kattan as the half monkey character or Mango
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgK8fNpZJE


SNL is not what it used to be. I enjoyed it most before Jimmy Fallon made it onto the cast
 
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edberg505

Legend
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-The Japanese game show with Mike Meyers and Chris Farley...guest starring Alec Baldwin.

-Pretty much any Chris Farley bit with him as the motivational speaker

-There are too many Will Ferrell ones to name....AH! one comes to mind - the one where Jim Carrey is the lifeguard of a jacuzzi. Usually any clip that has Ferrell with his shirt off is a gem (said in the most heterosexual way). Another one comes to mind - Ferrell as Alex Trebek hosting Jeopardy are always great. He and Cheri Oteri as the Spartan Cheerleaders are classic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_xjBd9debo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwgFIfH_qNQ&feature=related

-Chris Kattan as the half monkey character or Mango

Hahaha, I remember that one. It was too damn funny. The guy takes out the knife and cuts off his own finger wraps in in a cloth and chris farley freaks out. Farely couldn't understand a single word of what was being said. Hahahaha.

http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/tag/japanese tv/page0.html/7478.html
That's the Japanese game show.
 
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yanjonm

New User
Off the top of my head: Celebrity Jeopardy, Nick Burns Your Company's Computer Guy, Debbie Downer

More to come when I can think of them.
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
I like the Deep thoughts by Jack Handy clips as well.

Also what about toonces the driving cat?

Patrick Swayze was involved in a few good skits as well.


best for sure is the Chevy Chase and Richard Prior word association skit. That thing is a classic.


SNL Sucks now, Too much female influence on a predominatly male watched show.
 
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Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
But there's no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, yesterday's meatloaf
Is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reaks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.

In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.
Clouds made of carrots and peas.
Mountains built of shepherd's pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease.
No student can escape
The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

Oh..
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Meatloaf sandwich.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, *farting noise* joe.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin'
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-lookin' at me.
It screamed, "Why do you
Burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said, "I got the spatula,
Just do what you're told."

Then the liver and onions
Started joinin' the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop juey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head.
"It's called revenge, Lunch Lady,"
Said the garlic bread.

I said, "What did I do to
Make you all so mad?"
They said, "You got flabby arms
And your breath is bad."
Then the green bean said,
"You better run and hide."
But then my friend, sloppy joe,
Came and joined my side.

He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady,
The kids wouldn't eat ya.
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin'
'Please to meet ya.'
She gives you a purpose
And she give you a goal.
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole."

Now, all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.

Well, me and sloppy joe got married.
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
Down in Lunch Lady Land.
 

*breaksracquet

Semi-Pro
Liked Debbie Downer, Enjoyed "Jeffrey's" skits (Jimmy fallon W/ special guest and will ferell on an electronic Jazzy wheel chair).

Beginning to enjoy the SNL digital shorts with Andy Sandberg (Space Cats 1 & 2) were great!
 

GPB

Professional
All these are great. For a modern one, how about the Harry Potter skit with Lindsey Lohan as Hermione?
 

rommil

Legend
So, I was looking through a few old SNL clips and saw some gems. One of my favs was the Janet Jackson clip and the Cork Soakers. But there was one in particular that I can't seem to find. Do any of you remember the one where Bill Clinton (D. Hammond) came out to the to address the nation immediately after he was acquitted and he says, "I am bulletproof, next time bring your kryptonite." Then he just walks off the stage. It was freakin hilarious. But I wonder if I'm the only one that remembers that clip.
When I saw the thread title I was thinking of the Cork Soakers before I clicked on it. Yeah that was one of my favorite clips (actually that show was good, with janet jackson appearing after the whole wardrobe malfunction event).
 

Applesauceman

Semi-Pro
Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker, along with Phil Hartman, David Spade, and Christina Applegate. Christina and David couldn't keep it together, trying so hard not to laugh.

You'll be livin' in a van down by the river!

Also,

The Chris Farley Show

and

Chippendales skit with Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze.
 

tacoben

Semi-Pro
The John Belushi skit, of the bumble bees, in summer camp, where they were enlightened on the fact that is was perfecty normal to play with their "stingers".
 

NiteFly

Rookie
Peyton Manning... "Spend time with your children, so Peyton Manning doesn't!"

After that, the first Sarah Palin, Hillary skit.

There are quite a few skits I haven't seen yet mentioned here though. Good thread!
 

MLoutch

Rookie
My top 3

#3 - Samurai Taylor from the 70's with John Belushi - the best one was with Buck Henry getting fitted for a new suit - classic moment was when he realized the pants were missing a "zipper" and Samurai taylor took out the katana to "fix" it.

#2 - Alec Baldwin selling his "schweaty balls" on the NPR talk show - this was a Holiday episode close to xmas

#1 - more COWBELL!!
 
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