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I'm impressed that you get 2 sessions. I get two sets of use from a can.
You must be using some crummy balls. Invest in high quality balls and life will be grand.
I'm impressed that you get 2 sessions. I get two sets of use from a can.
You must be using some crummy balls. Invest in high quality balls and life will be grand.
I play only on hardcourt (socal). I use ProPenn Marathon Extra Duty
They seem to last the longest out of all the balls I've tried. Dunlop Grand Prix used to be the best years ago, but now they're just awful.
I play only on hardcourt (socal). I use ProPenn Marathon Extra Duty
They seem to last the longest out of all the balls I've tried. Dunlop Grand Prix used to be the best years ago, but now they're just awful.
Yeah, those Pro Penns are the ones I use... that last me 2 sets. Oh well.
I must be doing something wrong. Or you're an open level player.
OK, so then don't mingle with them, that should end your irritation of public courts.
I've got one of these close to me and it's great for using a ball machine as most tennis players wouldn't use it. I also see quite a few first time tennis players go there to mess around having never played tennis before - it's a great place for that kind of thing as you don't have to worry about messing up more serious games or being intimidated by people who know what they're doing. Actually I took my gf who had never played tennis there the other day and we had a blast. So a badly maintained court has it's uses!1) Badly-maintained public courts. Cracks all over the place, a hard court surface so oxidized that it's slippery, etc.
So all your tennis friends go to a public court and you do not like that?Something that stupid can only be said by someone who doesn't know enough to value his friends.
"Oh, ladies look at those brave lads, swatting at those fuzzy balls. Aren't they so handsome with those big bulges in their tight little shorts, you can almost make out the numbers on their balls! "Maybe we should hang out here and get a ride to the soda shop in their Corolla's after our quarter mile around the track."
Sounds like a tuff hood you and your crew hang out in, community college courts, huh.
The problem isn't the balls; it's the courts. Specifically, the fact that they don't clean them often enough. The new strings and the spin they create probably contributes too. I'm like @Orange - after 90 minutes to 2 hrs - std practice time - they are done. Always seems to be someone having a sale.You must be using some crummy balls. Invest in high quality balls and life will be grand.
I do not understand the playing multiple matches on the same balls.
The trick is to bring it in such a way that they don't lose face, but that's like walking a tightrope.One of my friends finally decided to say something and after one of her outbursts nicely reminded her there were other matches going on nearby; she immediately went into 'victim mode' and told her partner "I guess we can't play here anymore; we're not welcome." Amazing.
But your little "novella" was mildly amusing.
Some times I'll open two cans to move the game along and they ***** because they're too many balls.
I like your style!
So all your tennis friends go to a public court and you do not like that?
So then where do you generally play tennis? Public courts?
It sounds sort of like the guy who hates the spaghetti at the corner restaurant but he goes there everyday to eat the spaghetti. :grin:
people who overestimate their playing level. i'm a bottom of the barrel 4.5 league player. if there was a 4.5 area beneath the bottom of that barrel -- like the dirt maybe, i'd be there.
have hit with a few folks who believed they are 4.5 and 5.0 players. the problem with their estimation is they lose to me love and one.
when i explain to them that they would get some great matches in 4.0 leagues - they laugh at me and say they couldn't play that low. huh?
when i explain to them that they would get some great matches in 4.0 leagues - they laugh at me and say they couldn't play that low. huh?
When you have the Mad Tennis Skillz to move up, the computer will move you up.
This keeps happening...I hate it..
...When Someone calls your hit IN, then when you trade douce points, they try to cheat by saying they win since that one hit was OUT. wtf!
I hit a ball right on the line and the guy calls it in and says nice shot...Then when he's down and goes to say his points, all of a sudden he's up and now saying that point was out...HATE IT.
It's now been 3 people that have done it, and we argue even when the people watching agree with me.
"give me 4 good kick serves".
I know the type, and then if they lose it is because the other party is a boring pusher, it's never them because they feel they are just diamond in the rough 'Andy Roddicks'.Every serve, first or second, has to be an ace at max power. Every put-away has to make the walls thunder with their mighty blows. They just want you to smell the testosterone they release with every ball they bludgeon, whether they hit it out of the park or shred the net with their bombs.
I hate playing mixed with guys who can only serve/hit at two speeds--KILL and BURST-ALL-VEINS-IN-TEMPLES-KILL. These are invariably the guys who can't move, or construct points in any way, or play the score. Every serve, first or second, has to be an ace at max power. Every put-away has to make the walls thunder with their mighty blows. They just want you to smell the testosterone they release with every ball they bludgeon, whether they hit it out of the park or shred the net with their bombs.
They don't know how to play tennis, and you are reduced to passive onlooker having little say in the outcome of the match.
Peevlitude.
^^^^^ that even annoys the non women too. though thankfully its on other side of net from me. sure i can crack a great ball and get it in 1 out of 3 times....and that is a great way to lose a match. guys want to crack balls long do it in practice, matches are for winning.
last night guy couldn't get a decent serve in trying to spin it so he started trying to crack it. well that screwed him up on his second serve and he summarily dropped every service game
It's starting the warm up at the net instead of the correct place at the baseline--it's was developed by the ladies so they could catch up on the club gossip without everyone hearing--the men are blindly following suit but don't have much to say--because, this is a very important match.Uh...... for those of us who are clueless morons, what is "mini tennis"?
His boss is just glad if he shows up--why work if the gov will pay you more to stay home on the couch and watch tv.The snotty, lazy little punk behind the counter in some pissant little muni court, adjusting his earbuds or surfing the web, who ignores or looks annoyed at anybody who walks in, because he's a big shot, a (gasp...drum roll...) PROOOO working in the PROOOO shop! I swear, some of these guys, I've wanted to grab them by the collar and drag them over the counter, like Martin Sheen did with that guy at the supply depot in Apocalypse Now.
It's starting the warm up at the net instead of the correct place at the baseline--it's was developed by the ladies so they could catch up on the club gossip without everyone hearing--the men are blindly following suit but don't have much to say--because, this is a very important match.
Mine would definitely be when my opponent hits a netcord winner and doesn't apologize. I know that 99% of the time, the apology isn't sincere but I just want to see the apology. Tennis is a gentleman's sport after all. Oh and if you celebrate a netcord winner, **** you.
yep...yep...and yep...lolPeople who lose and assume the opponent is a sandbagger (or make comments like "you must be self-rated, right?")
I hate playing mixed with guys who can only serve/hit at two speeds--KILL and BURST-ALL-VEINS-IN-TEMPLES-KILL. These are invariably the guys who can't move, or construct points in any way, or play the score. Every serve, first or second, has to be an ace at max power. Every put-away has to make the walls thunder with their mighty blows. They just want you to smell the testosterone they release with every ball they bludgeon, whether they hit it out of the park or shred the net with their bombs.
They don't know how to play tennis, and you are reduced to passive onlooker having little say in the outcome of the match.
Peevlitude.
Mine would definitely be when my opponent hits a netcord winner and doesn't apologize. I know that 99% of the time, the apology isn't sincere but I just want to see the apology. Tennis is a gentleman's sport after all. Oh and if you celebrate a netcord winner, **** you.