“Novak is the Greatest Human in 1000 Years”

Federev

Legend
April 9th, 2023

AP / NEW YORK

It turns out that one rabid fan isn’t kidding around.

The perennial journeyman Dennis Novak may still be waiting for that first big title, but don’t tell his mother he’s not already an all time great.

Blanch Novak said Tuesday that when she and her husband realized her son had not only mowed the lawn during his latest “house sit”, but had also cleaned the garage of his own accord, she knew he was something special.

“Sam and I had been on a cruise so we asked Dennis to watch our house while we were gone. When we got home he had done the grass and cleaned the garage to boot. Who does that? ‘Best kid in a thousand years’ I said to Sam. He really didn’t have to do that,” said the proud mother.

Beaming from a very organized two car garage in her Long Island suburb, Mrs. Novak continued, “I was over the moon. He’s the greatest human being in a thousand years. This garage was beyond horrible”
 
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Novak is a great actor as well, so talented !

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Holmes

Hall of Fame
Ah, Feddyzevs, seems you've finally found an appropriate outlet for your bitterness and discontent.

Proud.
 
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Federev

Legend
Fedal fans are not jealous. They sleep well as they know Roger is always several tiers above all tennis players in every way.
This is the last guy to make Fedal fans jealous.

His climatic achievement seems to be his mom thinking he’s awesome.

Been on tour since 2011. Reached like 85 at some point. That’s it.
 
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