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G.O.A.T.
This thread is a glossary of commonly-used terminology by resident posters, for new joiners who may not understand what they mean.
- Aggressive: A player who hits a lot of unforced errors
- All-round game: A player you like with no weapons
- A$shole: A player you dislike who is confrontational
- Ballboy: A modern day slave (@Fedforever)
- Berrettini Open: (a) when a major event becomes unimportant because the winner is a player that you dislike, and your favourite player lost to a journeyman; (b) the 2019 United States Open (@blablavla)
- BOAT: (a) Pity award given by someone with nothing to a player with an ATG resume; (b) misspelling of "Borat", a fictional person from the east of civilisation whose character is defined by pushing antiquated views of science and medicine, and trying and failing to attain wide adulation by virtue of being himself
- Brain-dead: A player who fails to execute an inappropriate high-risk shot; see also: genius (antonym)
- Cakewalk: a draw full of weak players that your favourite players managed to lose to
- Career Inflation Era: When an old guy you dislike wins a lot; rounded to the nearest decade (@Red Rick)
- Charity: A tournament that does not award ATP points featuring a player you like who may be compensating for or inflaming tax avoidance schemes
- Cheating: Actions that are clearly infractions of the tennis rules and regulations provided they are interpreted carte blanche and incorrectly to players you dislike (@Fedforever)
- Choke: (a) when a player you like loses from a neutral or winning situation; (b) (rare) when a player you like loses from a losing position
- Civilisation: The continent that you are from
- Classy: Behaviour of a player you like
- Clay: The surface of the tournament in which a player you like lost
- Cringey: Behaviour exhibited by a player you dislike
- Defensive: A player who will not allow opponents to hit free winners; see: pusher
- Doper: A player you dislike who is fitter than your favourite player(s) (@The Blond Blur)
- Elo: Numbers you push if a player you like has not won as much as you had hoped in order to make a tournament or season more impressive (@TheGhostOfAgassi)
- Epic: Everything @MichaelNadal likes in life (@Red Rick)
- Excuse: Injury suffered by a player that you dislike; see: injury
- Exho: A tournament a player you like has never won; not to be confused with: exhibition; see: money grab
- Eye Test: An objective way of praising an opponent a player you like has beaten handily (sometimes on a regular basis) to give the win extra value; (b) An objective way of criticising opponents of players you dislike in order to diminish the player's wins (@Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil)
- Fact: (a) Fake information you like; (b) your opinions
- Fake: (a) Facts you dislike; (b) other people's opinions if they contradict your own
- Fighting spirit: When a player sweats too much during matches (@StANDAA)
- Fluke: When Dominic Thiem wins a point (@Yugram)
- Genius: A player who successfully executes an inappropriate high-risk shot. See also: brain-dead (antonym)
- Gentleman: Roger Federer after Nike's PR team spent millions on his image to move their products (@skaj and @ForehandCross)
- Geometric mean: See: Fact, Opinion, statistic (@Third Serve and @blablavla)
- GOAT: The player you like most
- Hater: A poster who disagrees that your favourite player is the GOAT (@Third Serve)
- Hawkeye: An infallible machine unless it contradicts Roger Federer (@Fedforever)
- Homogenisation: When a current player you dislike achieves more than a former player you did like (@Red Rick)
- Hypothetical: (a) A theoretical match, tournament, or season in which Federer wins (@Oceans); (b) A scenario where your favourite player can be called GOAT by giving him characteristics or timelines that are inconsistent with reality; see: unbeatable (@Fabresque)
- Injury: The reason why a player you like lost
- Lol: When you dislike an argument or comment regarding your favourite player but can neither dispute it (due to its legitimacy or accuracy), nor accept it due to closed-mindedness (@skaj)
- Medical Time Out: Serious injury concern if taken by a player you like; otherwise, see: cheating (@Fedforever)
- Mental weakness: A player who spends more time and effort fixing his hair than sweating and winning
- Money grab: A tournament that does not award ATP points, featuring a player you dislike
- Moral victory: A participation title bestowed to a player you like for losing, especially if an injury is involved
- Mug: A pejorative for a lower-ranked player who fails to beat a higher-ranked player he had no chance of beating in the first place (@ForehandCross)
- Neo Backhand: A Federer backhand that goes in
- NextGen: Young players who keep losing to a player you dislike (@Red Rick)
- Old: (a) ages 27 and above for Roger Federer; (b) ages 33 and above for everyone else
- Old school style: A player you like with a 1HBH regardless of playing style
- Overrated: A player you dislike who has shown either great potential (see: talent) or has won some major titles, sometimes beating all time greats along the way (@skaj)
- Peak: The level of a player when he loses to a player you like (@King No1e)
- Performance Enhancing Drugs: Illegal drugs used by everyone except the players you like (@Fedforever)
- Pigeon: Any player who has lost more than one big match to a player you like more (@King No1e)
- Popularity: A measure of GOAThood when your preferred candidate does not possess achievements that can objectively rival that of the front-runner (@TheGhostOfAgassi)
- Pusher: (a) A player you dislike whose wins make you angry; (b) any player on the other side of the net when your favourite player hits an unforced error; see also: defensive
- Real Slam: (a) The Western & Southern Open (@megamind); (b) The Swiss Indoors; (c) Barcelona Open Banco Sabadell
- Robot: A player you dislike who has hit more than two groundstrokes in a row at some point in his career
- Roof: A contraption that causes knee pain or injury; see: injury, cheating, excuse (@Breakpointerer and @zagor)
- Savior of tennis: Someone who defeats or is capable of defeating a player you dislike (@ForehandCross)
- Seat: The things you are required to take several of when you disagree with @MichaelNadal
- Serena Williams: How to be publicly racist without getting banned
- Servebot: When a player you dislike has a better serve than the player you like (@Red Rick)
- Servefest: A match in which the average rally length is under 20 shots (@zagor)
- Slow surface: see: clay (@daggerman)
- Snoozefest: Matches featuring two players you dislike (@King_ Zeglan12)
- Spiritual: When a player believes in ridiculous superstitions (@skaj)
- Statistic: Numbers you like
- Statistical anomaly: Numbers you dislike that you left out
- Straight-talker: A player you like that acts like an a$shole
- Strong era: The timeframe in which a player you like lost more than he should have
- Talent: (a) a player who you like with a poor Win-Loss record; (b) a player who hits tweeners or other trickshots (@Breakpointerer); (c) see: old school style; see also: wasted talent
- Tank: When a player you like plays poorly, loses, or both, but choke, injury, or other explanation is inapplicable (@Mr.Lob)
- Towel: An instrument of torture designed for use on Federer fans (@Fedforever)
- Umpire: A referee who calls the score and overrules calls. Usually correct, unless he overrules against your favourite player (@Fabresque)
- Unbeatable: (a) healthy Rafael Nadal; (b) hypothetical peak non-choking Roger Federer; (c) motivated, vaccinated, and non-coeliac Novak Djokovic; (d) aggressive Andy Murray (@zagor, @StANDAA, and @Red Rick)
- Variety: (a) a player who can only win on fast surfaces; (b) a player who only serves and volleys
- Vulturing: Achievements of a player you dislike, usually explained by injury of your favourite players, or by the same weak competition that eliminated players you like (@blablavla)
- Wasted talent: A player with a one-handed backhand who has not won any major title (@eman11 and @TheGhostOfAgassi)
- Weak era: The timeframe in which a player you dislike won a large number of titles
- Whiner: When a player you dislike complains about anything, even if legitimate
- 27 years old: An age in which a player is young (see: NextGen), old, or at his peak (@StANDAA)
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