Do you like yourself?
- Thread starter chrischris
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stringertom
Bionic Poster
You may also find this hard to believe but I only take twenty selfies a day
One per waking hour and only four hours of sleep??? You need more rest! The world will be a better place if you take my advice!
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Maximagq
Banned
stringertom
Bionic Poster
The party don't start till I walk in
"every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you, party pooper!"
Maximagq
Banned
Sysyphus
Talk Tennis Guru
stringertom
Bionic Poster
My poops are incredibly large but they smell good
Trap-a-Crap makers must like you!
Maximagq
Banned
dlk
Hall of Fame
Topspin Shot
Legend
Must resist urge to post here. Must resist urge to post here. Cannot resist urge to post here. Resistance is futile. :shock:
Nostradamus
Bionic Poster
if you take lots of selfies, does that mean you love yourself ??
Topspin Shot
Legend
Let me think about that. But first...let me take a selfie. :shock:
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Only if your body's excretions are voluminous and well-scented!
Tennisknowledge99
Banned
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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chrischris
G.O.A.T.
Do you like yourself when you underperform and are out of shape?
Carsomyr
Legend
I am well-liked by a lot of groups and people
Willy Loman has talked at length of you.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I always under-perform, and as an underweight person, i hardly have any shape.
Shroud
G.O.A.T.
I did love myself until I saw the divinyls.
Long story but if you send a band an extremely personal letter and they plagiarize it and make a hit song out of your letter, you better have a backup copy or some certification that you sent the letter....or the judge will throw out your case...
r2473
G.O.A.T.
So you wrote this song Shroud.
As proof, couldn't you have just touched yourself in front of the judge?
Shroud
G.O.A.T.
Who says I didnt? Didnt you see the "...."? Back then I didnt want anybody else.
I have never been the same after that. NEVER.
Bartelby
Bionic Poster
Bartelby
Bionic Poster
Bartelby
Bionic Poster
Power Player
Bionic Poster
Hang on.....what?
chrischris
G.O.A.T.
Is it?
I find it a quite normal and fitting question to ask.. given the fact that we are living in an age where narcissism is heralded.
mikeler
Moderator
I'm not a narcissist. Hey Power Player, can you return my selfie stick that you borrowed?
r2473
G.O.A.T.
Aw, isn't that cute. Lil' Bart is jealous of all the attention Chris is getting.
Don't worry Bart, we can be friends with you and Chris at the same time.
Do you want to play some kickball? You can be the ball.
r2473
G.O.A.T.
It will never be the same after you first time. Unless you find new places to touch I guess.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
'mr. freeze'
I was having sex with my wife the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
She said "What the hell are you doing?"
I said "Something I learned from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."
I was having sex with my wife the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
She said "What the hell are you doing?"
I said "Something I learned from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."
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Maximagq
Banned
I was having sex with my wife the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
She said "What the hell are you doing?"
I said "Something I learned from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."
I always try to allocate enough buffer space when I create dynamically allocated arrays in C.
Power Player
Bionic Poster
Im still using it. I need to take at least 50 more duck face photos in front of national landmarks before I can give it back.
mikeler
Moderator
Understood.
Gut4Tennis
Hall of Fame
I was having sex with my wife the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
She said "What the hell are you doing?"
I said "Something I learned from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."
Buffing her is great when you learn the wax on wax off technique
stringertom
Bionic Poster
I was having sex with my wife the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.
She said "What the hell are you doing?"
I said "Something I learned from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."
Dedans, I had no idea you were Fred Mertz on Viagra. Nice wife upgrade...Ethel was aging!
Shroud
G.O.A.T.
I wrote her a personal letter and she turned it into a hit.
Judge threw out the case.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Buffering ...
Max,
DP believes in "buffered writing" it seems. IIRC, buffered I/O used fixed-lengths, so you needn't worry about "enough buffer space". However, knowing DP, you could have those notorious "buffer overflows".
The freezing in between almost sounds like his OS did some multi-tasking/multi-threading in the middle of "the process". Typically, such processes should not be interrupted by the OS, and should be executed on the highest priority
Max,
DP believes in "buffered writing" it seems. IIRC, buffered I/O used fixed-lengths, so you needn't worry about "enough buffer space". However, knowing DP, you could have those notorious "buffer overflows".
The freezing in between almost sounds like his OS did some multi-tasking/multi-threading in the middle of "the process". Typically, such processes should not be interrupted by the OS, and should be executed on the highest priority
Power Player
Bionic Poster
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