Stratsworth
Rookie
"Through an ESPN conference call, Andre Agassi's former coach said: 'If Federer were to win the Open, if he's not the greatest athlete on every kind of major publication it will be the greatest injustice I've ever seen for tennis."
Don't be fooled, TTWers - Brad Gilbert has thrown down the gauntlet.
Have we learned nothing from the GOAT civil wars? Have they not splintered the online tennis community? Have the grass, clay, and hard courts not been stained Doritos orange by the fingers of keyboard warriors?
Have we forgotten the tragic souls of trolls long gone?
Has Rico's* comically tragic descent into madness and subsequent banishment to lesser forums taught us NOTHING?!
Brad Gilbert would have us enter a long, drawn-out forum war with the sports community as a whole.
Mothers without sons, wives without husbands, pets temporarily neglected as battles rage under the artificial lights of computer screens. Deafening cries of "One more minute, Mom! I'm in the middle of a POAST!" will echo throughout eternity as our descendants look back in abject shame.
I implore you all, fellow TTWers - take a stand now and REJECT the notion of sports GOAT.
(Just be content that Fed is the best thing that ever happened to tennis, and by the power of his irrefutable tennis GOAThood will one day bring about world peace and be crowned GOAT of the human race)
*Username has been changed to protect the occasionally innocent