Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

Q: What's the difference between SexiSuri and a UPS truck?

A: UPS truck pays a lower toll on the South Bay Expressway

 

[stringertom]

suresh is the new Rogi.

suresh is in my bosom.

Big bosom DollyJoeliet!

 

[Comb Over Champion]

Dali's therapist must have a huge folder tagged "Sureshs". Concern for Dali. The more Suri ignores him, the more he dreams of a curry squirt to quench his existential thirst he can never attain. Time for an intervenshun?

 

[stringertom]

Dali's therapist must have a huge folder tagged "Sureshs". Concern for Dali. The more Suri ignores him, the more he dreams of a curry squirt to quench his existential thirst he can never attain. Time for an intervenshun?

DollyJoeliet is like the poor "Girl On The Train" who fell into deep alcohol dependence from rejection by an unloving spouse. She did indeed seek therapy to unlock her secrets as to how and why she was abused. Just imagine the tailspin DollyJoeliet wood pfall intwo if (s)he psaw SexiSuri making out with Maggiepratt or Natalia instead of taiking DoJo intwo hiz manbosom???

 

[JoelDali]

My God just imagine.

Reported.

 

[smoledman]

This thread just might be the greatest thing in existence!


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[jaggy]

This thread just might be the greatest thing in existence!


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He is greater.

 

[JoelDali]

Just made small talk with Salimi Athkari at the Middle Eastern grocery store. She is an older Indian woman of great courage, with a clean and healthy birthing mechanism. I asked her if suresh will get bumped up to 5.0 and she said ‘not this year...he is playing Mixed too often and it’s dragging down his singles game...’

 

[jaggy]

During slams I enjoy the post match interviews even if the questions are cringeworthy. I think there should be a post-AYCE in restaurant interview. Pay per view if needed.

 

[Comb Over Champion]

During slams I enjoy the post match interviews even if the questions are cringeworthy. I think there should be a post-AYCE in restaurant interview. Pay per view if needed.

I try my best, no? But at the end I was tired and too many Gulab Jamun. I want to thank my team, my family, and ask forgiveness to the janitor for mess in the toilet.

 

[jaggy]

I try my best, no? But at the end I was tired and too many Gulab Jamun. I want to thank my team, my family, and ask forgiveness to the janitor for mess in the toilet.

For sure, since I started my health free diet and added 300 more pounds I feel more equipped.

 

[Comb Over Champion]

For sure, since I started my health free diet and added 300 more pounds I feel more equipped.

 

[Comb Over Champion]

Just some encouragement to JollyDolly 2 keep reaching 4 ur dreamz.

 

[Comb Over Champion]

 

[donquijote]

Moses was aided by the parting of the Red Sea. Who amongst the Vortexians will stand and have the courage to part the Brown Sea??? If you dare, the San Poobiego Waist Treatment Authority has a lifetime position awaisting ewe!

Wasn't that called Suresh Canal?

 

[gut wax]

Just made small talk with Salimi Athkari at the Middle Eastern grocery store. She is an older Indian woman of great courage, with a clean and healthy birthing mechanism. I asked her if suresh will get bumped up to 5.0 and she said ‘not this year...he is playing Mixed too often and it’s dragging down his singles game...’

How often do you have dreams of being chased by a giant Salami?

"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs

 

[Sentinel]

I try my best, no? But at the end I was tired and too many Gulab Jamun. I want to thank my team, my family, and ask forgiveness to the janitor for mess in the toilet.

There's NO such thing as TOO MANY gulab jamuns. You bear-faced lyre.

 

[Sentinel]

Just made small talk with Salimi Athkari at the Middle Eastern grocery store. She is an older Indian woman of great courage, with a clean and healthy birthing mechanism. I asked her if suresh will get bumped up to 5.0 and she said ‘not this year...he is playing Mixed too often and it’s dragging down his singles game...’

Dude, there's no such Indian name. She sounds Middle Eastern -- maybe Iranian, or Afghani or something.

I googled her name and there's no such person. Not even on facebook, twitter or linkedIn or even gay-asian-female-dating. Maybe you just mauled some film directors name and tried passing it off as some Indian name. You asstound me.

 

[Sentinel]

How often do you have dreams of being chased by a giant Salami?

You mean suresh. I think for Dali it is Daily.

 

[JoelDali]

Dude, there's no such Indian name. She sounds Middle Eastern -- maybe Iranian, or Afghani or something.

I googled her name and there's no such person. Not even on facebook, twitter or linkedIn or even gay-asian-female-dating. Maybe you just mauled some film directors name and tried passing it off as some Indian name. You asstound me.

U continue to deny sureshez bosoms and deny real people in my life. Salimi isn’t a made up fantasy.

Sad for Hana Mandlikova.

Sadder for Southwest 3.5 sectional champions.

 

[Sentinel]

U continue to deny sureshez bosoms

Why do you bring your phetishes and phantasies into everything.

Sad for Hana Mandlikova.

Is this supposed to make sense ?

Sad for Golden Retrievers.

Sadder for hump-back whales.

 

[Power Player]

Had a long debate with a Cuban gentleman on Calle Ocho about Sureshs chances in the Poobiego open.

He swore to me that LeeD would attend and was still a rising 4.0 while Sureshs focus on doubles had hindered his singles game and destroyed his dainty and delicate footwork.

It got contentious and we almost came to blows, but I finally asked him if he wanted to watch me spray. He was taken aback and quickly left the cafecito, but the young waitress observing the argument smiled at me and stayed.

After i finished, I told her there was a poster named Sentinel who did not believe in the chocolate release, and we both had a hearty laugh about that before she cleaned up and returned to her work.

 

[JoelDali]

Had a long debate with a Cuban gentleman on Calle Ocho about Sureshs chances in the Poobiego open.

He swore to me that LeeD would attend and was still a rising 4.0 while Sureshs focus on doubles had hindered his singles game and destroyed his dainty and delicate footwork.

It got contentious and we almost came to blows, but I finally asked him if he wanted to watch me spray. He was taken aback and quickly left the cafecito, but the young waitress observing the argument smiled at me and stayed.

After i finished, I told her there was a poster named Sentinel who did not believe in the chocolate release, and we both had a hearty laugh about that before she cleaned up and returned to her work.

Exactly.

Senti has no idea what he’s doing.

 

[JoelDali]

You mean suresh. I think for Dali it is Daily.

 

[Sentinel]

That's it -- putting you on ignore.

Sending your dirty poasts to /dev/null where they belong.

 

[JoelDali]

That's it -- putting you on ignore.

Sending your dirty poasts to /dev/null where they belong.

Very not impress with your threats towards sureshez fans and the warm hospitable bosoms of 4.0 Immortality.

 

[Old Skool Graphite]

Starting to pheel sorry for 'rish. Always the but of everyone's jokes.

The man just wants help on his fearhand. And is it against the law to be a few pounds over wait?

 

[Sentinel]

Very not impress with your threats towards sureshez fans and the warm hospitable bosoms of 4.0 Immortality.

Spoiler: Fur Dali

 

[Sentinel]

And is it against the law to be a few pounds over wait?

That's actually the secret of his great serve. Without those pounds there, mankind would never know how a little conscious belly wiggle can up your serve by a few hundred mph. This is something only available to those who have waited too much.

 

[Old Skool Graphite]

Mishy rishy owes my mom about 200,000 US dollars in child support.

 

[Sentinel]

Mishy rishy owes my mom about 200,000 US dollars in child support.

Shirish's baby food bills were more than that trifling amount.

Not to mention the diaper bills.

 

[Old Skool Graphite]

Shirish's baby food bills were more than that trifling amount.

Not to mention the diaper bills.

Please don't mention trifle. It's a certain sex god's favourit dessert, along with SDSU cherry pie.

 

[jaggy]

I once met Hana Mandlikova (mentioned since she made a surprise thread appearance).

 

[Sentinel]

I once met Hana Mandlikova (mentioned since she made a surprise thread appearance).

Was this at the annual Sureshsology Conference?

Or the Sureshoholics Anonymous?

 

[jaggy]

Was this at the annual Sureshsology Conference?

Or the Sureshoholics Anonymous?

Long time ago when he was but a mere mountain size.

 

[Sentinel]

I once met Hana Mandlikova (mentioned since she made a surprise thread appearance).

Hana Manhandlikova ?

 

[JoelDali]

Hana Manhandlikova ?

Serious question - will you ever accept sureshez teachings and the fact he is the top video player here?

 

[stringertom]

I once met Hana Mandlikova (mentioned since she made a surprise thread appearance).

I too have met Hana and her coach Betty Stove, whose name gives SexiSuri a four-hour boner thinking about stovetop stuffing.

 

[Comb Over Champion]

I too have met Hana and her coach Betty Stove, whose name gives SexiSuri a four-hour boner thinking about stovetop stuffing.

Didn't Dali attempt a subreptitious sneak undercurry spray on fair bossomed Sureshs by dressing up as Hanna Montana's trans sibbling Hanna Banana this past Hallowiener?

 

[stringertom]

Didn't Dali attempt a subreptitious sneak undercurry spray on fair bossomed Sureshs by dressing up as Hanna Montana's trans sibbling Hanna Banana this past Hallowiener?

Yes. There was a reverse 1.5 twist dismount in there that earned perfect scores from the judges for very twisted DollyJoeliet.

 

[jaggy]

Didn't Dali attempt a subreptitious sneak undercurry spray on fair bossomed Sureshs by dressing up as Hanna Montana's trans sibbling Hanna Banana this past Hallowiener?

I think it was Hanna Masala

 

[stringertom]

I think it was Hanna Masala

SexiSuri, aka Poobsbury Doughboy, is Tikki-lish when you poke his belly.

 

[jaggy]

I'm just waiting for a thread titled 'My apartment was destroyed by water buffalo' and I will know it came out of Mira Mesa.

 

[Sentinel]

Tennys is the butt of jokes.

Is he the new Sewretcsh ?

 

[Sentinel]

Serious question - will you ever accept sureshez teachings and the fact he is the top video player here?

My bosom ain't large enough.

 

[Sentinel]

Serious question - will you ever accept sureshez teachings and the fact he is the top video player here?

SexiSuri, aka Poobsbury Doughboy, is Tikki-lish when you poke his belly.

sureshz isn't just the top video player here but one of the leading upcoming junior actors in Bellywood.

 

[Power Player]

Was in JC Penny today buying mens underwear and the Sureshs body pillow was in stock. The only one left was him just in small briefs with real chest hairs attached. Even though i prefer the version in his Nike tennis suit, i still bought.

Currently cuddling it now while poasting. It has a very soft feel and if you press a button on his belly it plays the background sounds from the Sureshs tennis video.

5/5 stars. Strongly recommend buying this. It comes with a copy of his teachings for bedtime reading as well.

 

[donquijote]

 

[JoelDali]

Was in JC Penny today buying mens underwear and the Sureshs body pillow was in stock. The only one left was him just in small briefs with real chest hairs attached. Even though i prefer the version in his Nike tennis suit, i still bought.

Currently cuddling it now while poasting. It has a very soft feel and if you press a button on his belly it plays the background sounds from the Sureshs tennis video.

5/5 stars. Strongly recommend buying this. It comes with a copy of his teachings for bedtime reading as well.

Just went to JCP trying to buy this but they’re closed now. I’m going to wait in the parking lot until they open at 10am.

 

[Sentinel]

In the Fed-Fuchovich match, caught Suresh rooting for Hungry. I mean, Hungary, sorry.