35ft6 said:
All this talk about Freemasons, Satan worshipping, Skull and Bones, and Illuminatti is just a lot of dancing around the bush. Let's get to the heart of the matter, people. That's right: UFO's. Was the Pure Drive reverse engineered from alien materials found at the Roswell crash site? Something tells me it was. And if so, should the ATP ban rackets from other planets?
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
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Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
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Who gives Andy easy draws?
Who hides Sharapova's flaws?
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Who gave Korda all his juice?
Who keeps Patrick in the booth?
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Who makes Fed's opponents lose?
Who makes Safin's brain obtuse?
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Who made Andre lose his hair?
Who hid Boris' illicit affairs?
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Who gives Datacipher a sixth sense?
Keeps all the detractors dense?
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