Mainsacross
Semi-Pro
I come home after a two hour hit with a kid who's teaching me to get to net as much as I can with my limited game. I can't hit volleys to save my life but I charge the net repeatedly like a baby dolphin looking for a plastic bag to tangle with. I hit maybe one successful volley winner after twenty attempts. What the hell am I doing playing this style of tennis? It's dead. I am fruitlessly trying to play the game of once deadly ghosts without any of the skills that time forgot to pass on. Turn on the television and a crazy grizzled German is tilting at the bloody windmills on his trusty Rosinante and winning somehow. Diving like Sir. Boris Becker of the Broom Closet Hapsburgs, lunging at the ball dancing at his feet like that Aussie rapscallion Rafter, closing the net like that Swedish hare, Sir. Edberg the linesman killer, and beating the current grand wizard of baseline dwelling ogres, Sir. Andy Mire-ay. The court is asizzle with winners that glide inches of the surface. Evil topspin magic, which makes it impossible for honest knights to joust fairly, is undone by the skimming, arrow-straight slice and dice, and flat penetrative hitting of yore. The clock gets turned back to the golden age of tennis for three and a half hours.
An hour later, the grandest of all knights, rides in on a hobbled knee and questionable back, and wins a match I had no hope for. Winners that defy belief are struck nonchalantly. Break points are actually converted instead of being tantalizingly lost to heartbroken, hypothetical win threads on this forum. I go to sleep at 4 AM pinching myself. Days like this I just love tennis.
An hour later, the grandest of all knights, rides in on a hobbled knee and questionable back, and wins a match I had no hope for. Winners that defy belief are struck nonchalantly. Break points are actually converted instead of being tantalizingly lost to heartbroken, hypothetical win threads on this forum. I go to sleep at 4 AM pinching myself. Days like this I just love tennis.