Are you Fedex in disguise?
Twat man strikes again. Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop...
Russeljones comes from Twatland.
If you're wondering where Twatland is, you don't have to look too far; it's between your deepest dreams and warmest wishes.
You just make up any old thing in your imagination, portray it as fact, project onto other people, and bob's your uncle.