Why I would like to see Querrey #1 and Baghdatis #2

egn

Hall of Fame
dddddJust because

1. Tennis is boring as crap with he same two guys running the show for about 4 years now.
2. Roger is egotistic and Rafa is a kiss up.
3. Roger's answer to everything is long and Rafa is way too impartial.
4. Roger's favorite movie was Dirty Dancing...and Rafa well like usual kept his mouth shut.
5. We wouldn't have to watch some 20 year old punk make a grown man cry like a baby.
6. There would be no more hypothetical if Nadal did not exist, if Nadal was not injuried, if God had not made it rain, If Nadal had stable knees, if Wimbledon had lights, if Fed did not have mono, if their primes and peaks lined up as we would focus on the new top of the rankings.
7. America would stop crying over not having a top tennis player.
8. Bags would be in the top.. =]
9. Uhh there would be something different than the 100000 million if this, or i hate this, or blah blah is so great, or he has such a nice ass threads.
10. Dammit tennis fans would not look so dumb and immature as they are argue over two men over and over again.
11. I would love to see people try to make up a word for quertards or bagtards...as they would both sound like gay jokes...its like those queertards are at it again and damn those bagtards should be called *******s
 

Mick

Legend
sorry, i disagree with your choices because querrey and baghdatis aren't even good players (for atp standard). if they became number 1 and 2, it would mean that the playing level in the atp had dropped tremendously.
 

egn

Hall of Fame
valid point. I solely picked them as I picked two random players who I could never imagine coming top ranked..
 

seffina

G.O.A.T.
Nonsense. Everyone knows Baghy is the real number one. Querrey the giraffe is just benefiting from the American hormones. That technology has changed tennis forever that it shouldn't even be called tennis anymore. Only a real organic man like Baghy can play real tennis.
 
12. Everyone would wear their hats really low or randomly gain 20 lbs a year.
13. We'd never argue if Querry will ever beat Baghdatis at the French, because we all know Americans don't win the French anymore.
14. All Americans, even non tennis players, would skip college like Sam did.
15. 2hbh would officially rule the world, and 1hbh would be eradicated (also thanks to Gasquet.)
16. Cyprus would win the Davis Cup, finally.
 

egn

Hall of Fame
Nonsense. Everyone knows Baghy is the real number one. Querrey the giraffe is just benefiting from the American hormones. That technology has changed tennis forever that it shouldn't even be called tennis anymore. Only a real organic man like Baghy can play real tennis.

Bags is the cleanest man in the sport he is from Cyprus lol..Querrey is just another big mean American..we hear it all the time..BOOOO! Querrey is #1 forever!!!!
 

egn

Hall of Fame
12. Everyone would wear their hats really low or randomly gain 20 lbs a year.
13. We'd never argue if Querry will ever beat Baghdatis at the French, because we all know Americans don't win the French anymore.
14. All Americans, even non tennis players, would skip college like Sam did.
15. 2hbh would officially rule the world, and 1hbh would be eradicated (also thanks to Gasquet.)
16. Cyprus would win the Davis Cup, finally.

Lol how? Does anyone know of another Cypriot tennis player??

Actually wait there is always
Photos Kallias the top 1000 Cypriot..he would make a great singles 2 and doubles partner lol.
 

Mick

Legend
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skip1969

G.O.A.T.
op, i know you picked two random players, but couldn't you have picked someone better? :)

but i do take your point. change is good sometimes. if i know this board, you'd get exactly the same threads if querry and bags were at the top.
 
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Deleted member 21996

Guest
non sense... anyone knows that #1 and #2 should be Vince Spadea...


he should be also #6 and 18...


and 3 is the lucky number...
 

shadows

Legend

It might be an overwhelming head to head in favour of Querrey but if you take out the results on hard then it's clear they are even, and baggys game is nicer to watch so I think he edges it really.

did I do that right?
 

egn

Hall of Fame
It might be an overwhelming head to head in favour of Querrey but if you take out the results on hard then it's clear they are even, and baggys game is nicer to watch so I think he edges it really.

did I do that right?

Lol <3

Well I wanted to go Gasquet but people gas him up all the time I was think Andreev and Wawrinka but Queertards got me onto it and then I just had to look for the closest thing to another gay joke lol. My maturity level upon making this post was low just to reflect the low maturity levels of some of the recent threads that it parodies.
 
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