zapvor
G.O.A.T.
now you have to bear with me on this. we have all gone through the whole how can i be a better tennis player deal. you know, we switch rackets, tweak our tensions, demo some more rackets, cut some more strings, fire our doubles partner, hire a new stringer, take a new class, switch to a new pro, join a different club, move to a new city, quit playing D1 players, turn off the ball machine, etc etc blah blah yea.
then we stumble upon, via various instances and circumstances only known to each of our individual case, the holy grail. the mod! why blow another $79 of our hard earned dollars on something that may or may not win us that next match on court #11 next thursday night when it's windy and we rather head to karaoke after?
right?!
so without further ado, and dont all start sending me thank you emails at the same time (limited inbox space), i have discovered the FINAL mod you will ever need to do.
no, it's no lead, it's not anything like that.
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/Gamma_Guard_Head_Tape_15_Wide/descpageGAMMA-GHTWB.html
the best part? it's dirt cheap!!!!!
just slap this bad baby on your racket, and BAM. instant WIN. now listen up though. you MUST use the entire 15ft to achieve the WIN effect. and you must make sure it covers every, single, nano inch on your racket. failure to do so will render the mod useless. might as well quit. i know what you are thinking. It's Gamma, but this product, as long as you follow the above directions, will give you perfect end result of swingweight-balance-weightbalance-swingbalance-gram-headlight-headheavy-evenbalance-polarized-polarity-self centering-stability-traction control that is pure WIN.
when you all start winning Slams, you know who to thank.
then we stumble upon, via various instances and circumstances only known to each of our individual case, the holy grail. the mod! why blow another $79 of our hard earned dollars on something that may or may not win us that next match on court #11 next thursday night when it's windy and we rather head to karaoke after?
right?!
so without further ado, and dont all start sending me thank you emails at the same time (limited inbox space), i have discovered the FINAL mod you will ever need to do.
no, it's no lead, it's not anything like that.
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/Gamma_Guard_Head_Tape_15_Wide/descpageGAMMA-GHTWB.html
the best part? it's dirt cheap!!!!!
just slap this bad baby on your racket, and BAM. instant WIN. now listen up though. you MUST use the entire 15ft to achieve the WIN effect. and you must make sure it covers every, single, nano inch on your racket. failure to do so will render the mod useless. might as well quit. i know what you are thinking. It's Gamma, but this product, as long as you follow the above directions, will give you perfect end result of swingweight-balance-weightbalance-swingbalance-gram-headlight-headheavy-evenbalance-polarized-polarity-self centering-stability-traction control that is pure WIN.
when you all start winning Slams, you know who to thank.
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