Amen. I have transitioned in my new life from z/OS to the iSeries. The i comes standard with DB2. The other guys on our team are mostly RPG converts. Even RPG pales in comparison to the ease with which COBOL handles database applications. I am by no means an SQL guru being an old VSAM guy, but it is really sweet. I would add that compared to z/OS and even z/VSE, the i can be a bit flaky at times. The report of COBOL's demise are exaggerated.
If anything the shortfall in COBOL expertise is the failure of the education system which quit teaching COBOL as it was "antiquated". The real death of COBOL is from the rise in PC's. Why should/would a college maintain an expensive mainframe to teach COBOL when it can teach such vibrant languages as PL/1, Pascal, and dBase?
One cool thing that I have had the opportunity to learn and use is Python. That language is fantastic for doing conversions and text manipulation. We had a guy who was a Perl expert. He wrote a really nice set of scripts that converted SAS to COBOL. I was and still am in awe of that little bit of coding.
All of this talk reminds me of the old Unix Fortune program that, among other things, had the 'Lesser Known Programming Languages' (See #8):
The Lesser-Known Programming Languages
#1: RENE
Named after the famous French philosopher and mathematician Rene Descartes, RENE is a language used for artificial intelligence. The language is being developed at the Chicago Center of Machine Politics and Programming under a grant from the Jane Byrne Victory Fund. A spokesman described the language as "Just as great as dis [sic] city of ours."
The center is very pleased with progress to date. They say they have almost succeeded in getting a VAX to think. However, sources inside the organization say that each time the machine fails to think it ceases to exist.
#2: VALGOL
From its modest beginnings in Southern California's San Fernando Valley, VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry.
Here is a sample program:
LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START
IF PIZZA == LIKE(BITCHEN) && GUY == LIKE(TUBULAR) &&
VALLEY_GIRL = LIKE(GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2) THEN {
FOR I = LIKE(1) TO OH*MAYBE(100)
DO*WAH - (DITTY**2)
BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
SURE
}
LIKE BAG THIS PROGRAM
REALLY
LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW)
IM*SURE
GOTO THE MALL
When the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message:
GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!
#3: LAIDBACK
This language was developed at the Marin County Center for T'ai Chi, Mellowness and Computer Programming (now defunct), as an alternative to the more intense atmosphere in nearby Silicon Valley.
The center was ideal for programmers who liked to soak in hot tubs while they worked. Unfortunately few programmers could survive there because the center outlawed Pizza and Coca-Cola in favor of Tofu and Perrier.
Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACK because of its reputation as a gentle and non-threatening language since all error messages are in lower case. For example, LAIDBACK responded to syntax errors with the message:
i hate to bother you, but i just can't relate to that. can
you find the time to try it again?
#4: SIMPLE
SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language Environment. This language, developed at the Hanover College for Technological Misfits, was designed to make it impossible to write code with errors in it. The statements are, therefore, confined to BEGIN, END and STOP. No matter how you arrange the statements, you can't make a syntax error. Programs written in SIMPLE do nothing useful. Thus they achieve the results of programs written in other languages without the tedious, frustrating process of testing and debugging.
#5: LITHP
This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said to be useful in protheththing lithtth.
#6: SLOBOL
SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler. Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they compile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel to Bolivia to pick the coffee. Forty-three programmers are known to have died of boredom sitting at their terminals while waiting for a SLOBOL program to compile. Weary SLOBOL programmers often turn to a related (but infinitely faster) language, COCAINE.
#7: SARTRE
Named after the late existential philosopher, SARTRE is an extremely unstructured language. Statements in SARTRE have no purpose; they just are. Thus SARTRE programs are left to define their own functions. SARTRE programmers tend to be boring and depressed, and are no fun at parties.
#8: C-
This language was named for the grade received by its creator when he submitted it as a class project in a graduate programming class. C- is best described as a "low-level" programming language. In fact, the language generally requires more C- statements than machine-code statements to execute a given task. In this respect, it is very similar to COBOL.
#9: FIFTH
FIFTH is a precision mathematical language in which the data types refer to quantity. The data types range from CC, OUNCE, SHOT, and JIGGER to FIFTH (hence the name of the language), LITER, MAGNUM and BLOTTO. Commands refer to ingredients such as CHABLIS, CHARDONNAY, CABERNET, GIN, VERMOUTH, VODKA, SCOTCH, and WHATEVERSAROUND.
The many versions of the FIFTH language reflect the sophistication and financial status of its users. Commands in the ELITE dialect include VSOP and LAFITE, while commands in the GUTTER dialect include HOOTCH and RIPPLE. The latter is a favorite of frustrated FORTH programmers who end up using this language.