please help
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Chadalina
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Sentinel
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stringertom
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Repoarted for cruel and unusual punishment. Viewing of this will cause @SoBad two drinque even moar.
At least he’s at home and relatively safe. Sending his gf out for more vodka was a rather unwise decision by SB:
SoBad
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The useless young man who's been hanging around me smokes my cigars and uses my cologne, so it is confusing indeed.Is the cologne yours, could be confusing at this pt
SoBad
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Let us mix your favourite complimentary drink on board. Clear your mind, sip, sip and away.
SoBad
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I really like the relaxed rhythm of their practice session.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
That looks like Jason Jung but I cannot see his legs to verify by lack of hair. Please revert bacque whiff confirmation.
SoBad
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I thought Suresh exhibited a lot of grace out there on the court.
Vcore89
Talk Tennis Guru
sureshs loves to graze on the green acrylic hard courts.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
I am sure(shs) a lot of gra.s.s grows innsighed the cracques and fissures his Pachydermal Ballet creates.
Tennease
Legend
Isn't he the one who massaged you a while back?
SoBad
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Frankly, I am starting to lose track of who massaged me when.
SoBad
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You are still overflowing with negativity. Go to a strip club!
SoBad
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No offense to JJ, but judging from this photo Jangsu is far out of his league.
SoBad
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To be honest, there's something alluring about entering this state of limited mobility.
SoBad
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I don't know if it's a disorder per se or just an advanced state of chill. The cologne is Moroccan, a gift from my Moroccan barber. Yeah, there is vodka everywhere, I just can't get up to get it.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Stay down! Dat iz y ewer gf haz a moebility scooter!
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Chadalina
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I hate cologne and perfumes, people use them because they naturally smell bad. Its like when you goto a womans house and she has 10 candles lit, you no those feet are smelly
Linelicker
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TheGhostOfAgassi
Talk Tennis Guru
You are aware there is alcohol in cologne? Drink that if its nearby.
Zara
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SoBad
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no visitors, i am all alone and feel like anything could happen
SoBad
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i am in my office. there is vodka in the safe. i don't even need to get up from the chair. all i have to do is roll about 5 feet.
TheGhostOfAgassi
Talk Tennis Guru
Sounds like a plan. A safe roll to the vodka.
If you somehow tip over, its yoga. Less deadly than walking stairs.
Zara
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Anything bad or good?
SoBad
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Well, running out of vodka would be bad, but I don't see that happening so long as there are no visitors~!~
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Chadalina
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SoBad
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Well, where do you keep your vodka?Had me worried if mine was safe, everythings good
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Chadalina
Guest
Cold in the fridge. Im a shooter, only do like 1/4 to 1/2 shots. Just need an occasional taste not to be drunk. Like to be able to do stuff
Zara
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Well, running out of vodka would be bad, but I don't see that happening so long as there are no visitors~!~
Chad loves vodka, did I mention?
SoBad
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You mean you keep it in the freezer?
SoBad
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Well, it's crisp, simple, transparent, versatile. What's not to like? Where does he live?
Zara
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Florida and got million projects going on all at same time. I don’t think he’ll ever finish.
I prefer wine in case you’re wondering.
SoBad
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I can easily make wine using vodka and some soft drinks. Now can you make vodka from wine hehe?
Will you teach him how to set achievable goals? I am trying to learn this myself actually.
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Chadalina
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Nah, i buy the big bottle, there is no room in my freezer, its french door type. If i lay it on the side it could leak!!
Im done with kitchen, porch, garage etc. I just stopped posting pics, sent a few in pm's though, others had no interest. People in pm's the same
My next adventure is using scrap wood to make walkway paths in my attic (its a tall one, you can stand up and stuff).
Also need to move my pex plumbing in attic. Idiots have three levels right in the way of how i walk to get to the otherside. They put at like 1.5, 3.0 and 4.5 ft instead of bunched.
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Chadalina
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If you want something amazing get the Smirnoff Strawberry and Kiwi cooler. I could drink those for breakfast. They are like strawberry soda only taste better, unlike yourself they are SoGood
SoBad
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I definitely want to talk about all that, but first things first. What is in your freezer that you can't fit a bottle of vodka in there? Why can't you place it sideways -- something wrong with the cap?Nah, i buy the big bottle, there is no room in my freezer, its french door type. If i lay it on the side it could leak!!
Im done with kitchen, porch, garage etc. I just stopped posting pics, sent a few in pm's though, others had no interest. People in pm's the same
My next adventure is using scrap wood to make walkway paths in my attic (its a tall one, you can stand up and stuff).
Also need to move my pex plumbing in attic. Idiots have three levels right in the way of how i walk to get to the otherside. They put at like 1.5, 3.0 and 4.5 ft instead of bunched.
Zara
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I can help with your goals, yes. As long as it has nothing to do with moving you from your chair.
Zara
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If you want something amazing get the Smirnoff Strawberry and Kiwi cooler. I could drink those for breakfast. They are like strawberry soda only taste better, unlike yourself they are SoGood
Love those, yes but only drink those occasionally.
SoBad
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I can roll all over the ground floor of the house without ever getting up. I am thinking about waterflossing my teeth as a goal, but I am still snacking so...
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Chadalina
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If put it in there i have much less than the night before, probably evaporates
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Chadalina
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People who dont floss have a special kind of bad breath
