Life after Srsh Thread
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JoelDali
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Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Sureshs's tip is where all his tennis secretes emanate.
Genious at Work
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Surminator says "I'll eat your baby back (ribs)"
Genious at Work
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Everybody does what they can. Last evening I had two burritos and three double decker tacos at Taco Bell and I left a huge tribute for Shrerer this morning.
JoelDali
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I’m at the STC satellite club in Ghana and all of the intermediate course instructors are outrage at this nasty poast.
Woe.
Genious at Work
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“The truth may be stretched thin, but it never breaks, and it always surfaces above lies, as oil floats on water.”
― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Is Srsh participating in Mr Olympia this year? I didn't see his pics on the thread in here.
JoelDali
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Srsh has the Internet.
Genious at Work
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I thought Sureshs is what caused the woolly mammoths, the dodos, and all those other delicious animals to go extinct in the first place.
Genious at Work
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Dali's imaginary friends are a product of his brain humours drying up from too much watching the Droop Volley on his computer until the early hours of the moaning. He has been doing it since his Amiga 600 days. Back when you could only find the droop volley in some seedy BBS in Sri Lanka.
JoelDali
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I have seen lower level 3.0 ladies doubles players transcend USTA 3.5 singles National level. None of these players dial up to BBS newsgroups for a drop volley.
Genious at Work
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My US Robotics used to get really toasty when I downloaded 800x600 interlaced JPEG saddleback saunter net attack stills of Sureshs at 8 bit color depth. But it was all worth it.
Genious at Work
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Imagine the janitor's desPaire, know?
Anthony Hopkins played that part in Desperate Odours
tennishabit
Legend
heard of 'nobel pissa prize' a while ago, n dat's some sort of diabolic-b-t sugar weewee output competition, did he win dat pissa prize:?))
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Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
It’s about time you need some exorcism. Calling Dali’s rabbits in Speed Dial.heard of 'nobel pissa prize' a while ago, n dat's some sort of diabolic-b-t sugar weewee output competition, did he win dat pissa prize:?))
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Sir Tony wuz thinking of Big Fella when he convincingly said fava beans and Chianti would go with a friend for dinner.Imagine the janitor's desPaire, know?
Anthony Hopkins played that part in Desperate Odours
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Genious at Work
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Thank God Sureshs isn't a cannibal, udder vice humanity would be in the endangered species list.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Also he is visible from 10+ miles distance.To follow The Srsh ™ you only knead to follow the breadcrumbs.
Or The Aroma ™.
Genious at Work
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More if you are not blind.
donquijote
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Now I understand why Arnold was shopping for Suresh.
donquijote
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You follow the aroma of you're blind.
Genious at Work
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I tried to do that as a game once and I ended at El Pollo Loco.You follow the aroma of you're blind.
Genious at Work
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I just herd in E! Entertainment Television that The Learning Channel is coming up with a new show this fall called Living Sureshs. The showed a teaser for the pilot that revolves around Sureshs's failed relationship with his pet ham Pancho. For the second one they visit different pet stores looking for a suitable replacement based on talent, personality, and taste.
This is how Mr. Winkles, a Guinea Pig from Mamaroneck, NY, reacted when he found out that he made it to the group of final 25 suitors.
This is how Mr. Winkles, a Guinea Pig from Mamaroneck, NY, reacted when he found out that he made it to the group of final 25 suitors.
JoelDali
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The primary focus of the threat is Srsherer and his inspirational climb to immortal GOAThood. My spiritual journey is irrelevant.
Srsh.
Srshr.
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JoelDali
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Many players see the beauty of Sroosh outside the court. On hikes or bird watching trips, USTA players embrace affordable tennis clinics from high level instructors who have passed Srshez rigorous certification programme for the largest tennis ever witnessed.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
I don't know why Srsh continues to seek advice from others.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
Srsh doesn’t need coaching but he is always available to dial up this BBS to offer tennis tips at 1200 baud.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
What? Srsh GIVES advice to others.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
You mistaking Srsh with a wifi router?
Genious at Work
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Sureshs's logs are way bigger than my NetGear router.
Genious at Work
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I think he's just messing with us.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Some years i remember Mr Olympia was on the same day as the USO final.
Otherwise The Suresh would have stopped Pete Seeger in his tracks.
Larry Duff
Legend
The sureshs meets with Arnold and learns about bicep curls and how to successfully run for governor. Arnie looks for tips on how to most efficiently clear the PF Changs AYCE.
More flesh with the 'resh' is the proposed slogan for the next CA guvnor election.
More flesh with the 'resh' is the proposed slogan for the next CA guvnor election.
tennishabit
Legend
only exorticism needed..............the >60 yo ladies in our tennis club are desperately waiting for his real topless photos but no where to be seen
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JoelDali
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Sentinel
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The Sursh suggested making a sequel to The Terminator series called The Methanator but Arnie felt the masses were not ready to handle it in their pandemic weakened condition.
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Sentinel
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Holy cow. That is an unusual way of picking oneself.Even Rawfur takes advise from TonI.
Nothing unusual here.
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Sentinel
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Well. Srsh has been seeking medical advice on how to overcome his anorexia, for one thing.
He also seeks wardrobe advice from Serena and Marion Bartoli.
I could go on...
donquijote
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I've been hearing that scientists working on a new propulsion system that may revolutionize the space travel.The Sursh suggested making a sequel to The Terminator series called The Methanator but Arnie felt the masses were not ready to handle it in their pandemic weakened condition.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Well. Srsh has been seeking medical advice on how to overcome his anorexia, for one thing.
He also seeks wardrobe advice from Serena and Marion Bartoli.
I could go on...
If u don’t believe in Soorshe you should not visit the threat.
Genious at Work
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You can also blank their eyes digitally like they do in interviews with trauma victims.
Because I'm sure that's what happened any weigh.
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