Tennis Christmas Songs they ought to release

JennyS

JennyS

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Feel free to add some!

"All I Want for Christmas is My First Grand Slam" performed by Andy Murray.
"the 15 Days of Christmas," performed by Roger Federer
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause," performed by Jaden Gil Agassi
"Vamos Navidad" performed by Rafael Nadal.
"Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.
"Not So Silent Night", performed by Michelle Larcher de Brito and Maria Sharapova.
"Simply Having a Foot Faulty Christmas Time," performed by Serena Williams.
"Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.
 
malakas

malakas

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"Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum chorus.
or the swedish version:
"Rafa got run down by a Soderldeer" :(

"Jingle Bets" Kolya Davydenko.
"The Little Dumber Boy" by Murray again.
"What Child is this??!":shock: by Federer dedicated to Mirka.
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"Mr Grinch" by..who do you think again?:)
 
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malakas

malakas

Banned
"All I want for christmas is my two front teeth" by Andy Murray

LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOYRdvyttW0

"It's the most wonderful time of the year" performed by Federer dedicated to Wimby.:)
"Rocking around the christmas tree" by Bryan Bros with Djoker quest star.
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"I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" by cuddles.
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"O Come, All Ye Faithful" by Tiger Woods.
 
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JennyS

JennyS

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malakas said:
"Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum chorus.
or the swedish version:
"Rafa got run down by a Soderldeer" :(

"Jingle Bets" Kolya Davydenko.
"The Little Dumber Boy" by Murray again.
"What Child is this??!":shock: by Federer dedicated to Mirka.
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"Mr Grinch" by..who do you think again?:)
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LOL those are all funny!
 
OHBH

OHBH

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JennyS said:
Feel free to add some!

"All I Want for Christmas is My First Grand Slam" performed by Andy Murray.
"the 15 Days of Christmas," performed by Roger Federer
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause," performed by Jaden Gil Agassi
"Vamos Navidad" performed by Rafael Nadal.
"Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.
"Not So Silent Night", performed by Michelle Larcher de Brito and Maria Sharapova.
"Simply Having a Foot Faulty Christmas Time," performed by Serena Williams.
"Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.
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Here are some I made up

"Deck the Haas" sung by Roger Federer
"All I want for Christman is Youzhny" sung by Nicolas Almagro
"Run Run Rafa" sung by Robin Soderling
"Oh little town of Wimbledon" sung by Roger Federer
"Murray, It's Christmas Day" sung by Andy Murray
"Djokovic the Donkey" sung by Andy Roddick
 
JennyS

JennyS

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OHBH said:
Here are some I made up

"Deck the Haas" sung by Roger Federer
"All I want for Christman is Youzhny" sung by Nicolas Almagro
"Run Run Rafa" sung by Robin Soderling
"Oh little town of Wimbledon" sung by Roger Federer
"Murray, It's Christmas Day" sung by Andy Murray
"Djokovic the Donkey" sung by Andy Roddick
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Those are great! I especially like Deck the Haas and Run Run Rafa. Haha.
 
malakas

malakas

Banned
"Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow!" by Agassi and Gasquet
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special appearance Hingis

(I'm) Joy to the World! by Novak Djokovic.

Blue Bra Christmas by A.Muzza. and maximo.

All I want for Christmas is proof!! by Dr.Akulie.
 
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Serendipitous

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"Murray Christmas" performed by Ivo Karlovic and Maximo
 
JennyS

JennyS

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How about some lyrics...

15 Days of Christmas by Roger Federer

On the 15th day of Christmas my Mirka gave to me...
15 Grand Slams
14 more than Roddick
13 more than Hewitt
12 more than Guga
11 more than Courier
10 straight Slam finals
9 more Slams than Rafa
8 more than Mac
7 Wimby finals
6 Wimbledons
5 US Opens
4 Masters Cups
3 Aussie Opens
2 Miami masters
and 1 French Open title for me
 
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malakas

malakas

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JennyS said:
How about some lyrics...
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ok.For "Muzza got run down by a reindeer" by the TW forum.

Muzza got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from his house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Blink, we believe.

Muzza'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged him oh please to go.
But he'd forgot his medication, (as usual!
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)
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' GOAT marks on his back.
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Murray got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from his house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Blink, we believe.
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Thank you Santa!
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Merry Christmas
 
malakas

malakas

Banned
ok,I did another one,but dunno if it's good and english isn't my mother tongue...So please don't laugh at me lol. :p
 
malakas

malakas

Banned
Jingle Bets by Nikolay Davydenko.

Cashing in the flow
In a one huge bettin game
O'er the field I go
Laughing all the way
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Bets for wife's ring
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Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A betting song tonight!

Oh, jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a try
And soon Miss Fanny Bright (fed's actual betting nick!
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)
Was seated by my side
The match was a clear tank
The Fortune seemed our lot
We got into a rigged bank
And then we got upsot heyy!
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jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie
 
OHBH

OHBH

Semi-Pro
Lyrics for Run Run Rafa

Out of all the clay courters
You know you're the mastermind
Run Run Rafa
Roger ain't too far behind

Run run Rafa
Tony's got to make it to town
Tony make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rafa
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round

Said Tony to the boy
Child what have you been longing for?
All I want for Christmas is to
Run without my knees getting sore
And then away went Rafa
Whizzin' like a Dunlop Fort

Said Tony to Robin
Child what would please you most to get?
I want to play Roger and somehow get a set
And then away went Rafa
Whizzin' like a saber jet

Said Tony to Murray
Child what do you need?
I need an easy draw cause you know I ain't beating a seed
And then away went Rafa
Only Borg had better foot speed

Run run Rafa
Tony's got to make it to town
Tony make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rafa
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round

Run run Rafa
I'm reelin' like a merry go round
Come on run run Rafa
I'm reelin' like a merry go round
 
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"All I want for Christmas Is a Davis Cup" by Roger Federer
 
mtr1

mtr1

Professional
malakas said:
"Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow!" by Agassi and Gasquet
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special appearance Hingis
(I'm) Joy to the World! by Novak Djokovic.

Blue Bra Christmas by A.Muzza. and maximo.

All I want for Christmas is proof!! by Dr.Akulie.
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White Christmas?
 
jones101

jones101

Hall of Fame
JennyS said:
How about some lyrics...

15 Days of Christmas by Roger Federer

On the 15th day of Christmas my Mirka gave to me...
15 Grand Slams
14 more than Roddick
13 more than Hewitt
12 more than Guga
11 more than Courier
10 straight Slam finals
9 more Slams than Rafa
8 more than Mac
7 Wimby finals
6 Wimbledons
5 US Opens
4 Masters Cups
3 Aussie Opens
2 Miami masters
and 1 French Open title for me
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Hands down the best
 
jones101

jones101

Hall of Fame
Murray - All I want for Christmas (is a grandslam)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's is just one thing I need
Yeah I really like my titles
But a bigger one would do for me
I just want one for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is grandslam (or two)

(or twoo ooo ooo baby)

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
USO was my best bet, but
Cilic kicked but butt in three.
It has never been my forte
But I'd kill to win on clay.
Valencia won't make me happy
I can push at that level and win all day
I just want one for my own
Especially Wimbledon at home
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is a Grandslam (or two)

(twooo oo ooh baby)

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
Im training over Christmas in Miami
To gain an edge on all my foes
I gonna make list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
'Please make Fed and Rafa poorly'
It'll improve my chances, dont you think?
'Cause I just want one here tonight
On my mantlepiece for my delight
I've been pushing but I can't breakthrough
Baby all I want for Christmas is a grandslam (or two)

Twooo ooo ooh baby

All the top guys are all shining
So so brightly everywhere
Delpo stolen all my thunder
Locker room laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
My window of opportunity keeps on ticking
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my grandslam to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to be a champion
And to be loved and felt adored
Oh I just want one for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas a grandslam
All I want for Christmas is a grandslam (repeat and fade)
 
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pound cat

G.O.A.T.
malakas said:
Jingle Bets by Nikolay Davydenko.

Cashing in the flow
In a one huge bettin game
O'er the field I go
Laughing all the way
devil.gif

Bets for wife's ring
awww.gif

Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A betting song tonight!

Oh, jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a try
And soon Miss Fanny Bright (fed's actual betting nick!
eek.gif
)
Was seated by my side
The match was a clear tank
The Fortune seemed our lot
We got into a rigged bank
And then we got upsot heyy!
dance.gif


jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge bettin pie
Jingle bets, jingle bets
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to bite
In a one huge betin pie
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That's great for someone who says his English isn't good. 95% of native English speakers couldn't come up with something so clever and funny.

Love the last 2 lines....yep, tennis is one huge bettin' pie

Merrry Criistmas fom bwin, Bet365 & Ladbrokes.
 
malakas

malakas

Banned
hehe thanx poundcat!Very kind from you!!:D

lol yup,bet365 gives us christmas presents all year round.xD
 
FlamEnemY

FlamEnemY

Hall of Fame
Good job, Malakas :) I had this same song stuck in my head on the way home, so I'll try to follow your steps and 'tweak' it a bit :)

Jingle Balls
Performed by R. Federer, R. Nadal and N. Djokovic

Dashing through the clay,
With FO on way
O'er the courts I go
sliding all the day

Balls on stringbeds pop
Score starts - fifteen - love
What fun - the big three right on top
will surely make it worth!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way


An year or two ago
I thought I'd make it right
And soon Miss AO cup
Was seated by my side

I could not be stopped,
Misfortune hit me, though
Guys holding the top two spots -
They surely make it tough!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way

Swiss strokes made of cheese :confused:
blazing through the air
Forehands, backhands, please!
FedEx will take care!

Racked up all the slams,
Fifteen - sorry Pete,
And two angels - best I have
so Merry Christmas Eve!

[Rafa and Djoker]
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
when Fed's not in our way!

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jones101

jones101

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LMAO great job, thats made me LOL, its catchy too.


'Dashing through the clay, with FO on the way ..................'
 
P

pound cat

G.O.A.T.
FlamEnemY said:
Good job, Malakas :) I had this same song stuck in my head on the way home, so I'll try to follow your steps and 'tweak' it a bit :)

Jingle Balls
Performed by R. Federer, R. Nadal and N. Djokovic

Dashing through the clay,
With FO on way
O'er the courts I go
sliding all the day

Balls on stringbeds pop
Score starts - fifteen - love
What fun - the big three right on top
will surely make it worth!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way


An year or two ago
I thought I'd make it right
And soon Miss AO cup
Was seated by my side

I could not be stopped,
Misfortune hit me, though
Guys holding the top two spots -
They surely make it tough!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way

Swiss strokes made of cheese :confused:
blazing through the air
Forehands, backhands, please!
FedEx will take care!

Racked up all the slams,
Fifteen - sorry Pete,
And two angels - best I have
so Merry Christmas Eve!

[Rafa and Djoker]
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
when Fed's not in our way!

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Brilliant....thanks for the Christmas cheer
 
JennyS

JennyS

Hall of Fame
Records Roasting on an Open Fire
by Roger Federer

Records roasting on an open fire
erasing every one in sight.
Although you were great, many times, many ways.
I am better than you.
 
malakas

malakas

Banned
FlamEnemY said:
Good job, Malakas :) I had this same song stuck in my head on the way home, so I'll try to follow your steps and 'tweak' it a bit :)

Jingle Balls
Performed by R. Federer, R. Nadal and N. Djokovic

Dashing through the clay,
With FO on way
O'er the courts I go
sliding all the day

Balls on stringbeds pop
Score starts - fifteen - love
What fun - the big three right on top
will surely make it worth!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way


An year or two ago
I thought I'd make it right
And soon Miss AO cup
Was seated by my side

I could not be stopped,
Misfortune hit me, though
Guys holding the top two spots -
They surely make it tough!

(2x)
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
with four Slams on the way

Swiss strokes made of cheese :confused:
blazing through the air
Forehands, backhands, please!
FedEx will take care!

Racked up all the slams,
Fifteen - sorry Pete,
And two angels - best I have
so Merry Christmas Eve!

[Rafa and Djoker]
Hey, jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to play
when Fed's not in our way!

​
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hahaha wonderful!Much better than mine!!!:D
 
C

CCNM

Hall of Fame
Hey Jones101, I can actually hear Mariah C performing your song about A. Murray :lol:
How about:
Joy to the World (I'm back on the Tour)-Justine Henin
White Christmas-the Russian ladies
Frosty the Snowman-N. Davydenko & D. Nalbandian
 
T

TennisD

Professional
JennyS said:
How about some lyrics...

15 Days of Christmas by Roger Federer

On the 15th day of Christmas my Mirka gave to me...
15 Grand Slams
14 more than Roddick
13 more than Hewitt
12 more than Guga
11 more than Courier
10 straight Slam finals
9 more Slams than Rafa
8 more than Mac
7 Wimby finals
6 Wimbledons
5 US Opens
4 Masters Cups
3 Aussie Opens
2 Miami masters
and 1 French Open title for me
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Excellent.
 
volleynets

volleynets

Hall of Fame
JennyS said:
Feel free to add some!

"All I Want for Christmas is My First Grand Slam" performed by Andy Murray.
"the 15 Days of Christmas," performed by Roger Federer
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause," performed by Jaden Gil Agassi
"Vamos Navidad" performed by Rafael Nadal.
"Rafa Got Run Over by a Reindeer" performed by Robin Soderling.
"Not So Silent Night", performed by Michelle Larcher de Brito and Maria Sharapova.
"Simply Having a Foot Faulty Christmas Time," performed by Serena Williams.
"Last Christmas You Made a Bad call" performed by John McEnroe.
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Vamos Navidad made me laugh so hard for I dont know what reason!

Good ones there!
 
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