"Whoa, I had the weirdest dream last night. David Nalbandian, the tennis player, was in a room with a soon-to-be-over-the-hill bimbo and some sad, creepy old guy who looks like he came from an Argentinian version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Nalbandian proceeds to strip right down to only a black speedo and matching wrist brace and the bimbo rubs him down with a tub of lard..."
I guess not being fluent in Spanish helps keep me in the dark.