Finally found a pic of me playing tennis

ttwarrior1

ttwarrior1

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well its after and im holding the trophy and sweaty anyway. Anyone can stand on a court with a racket and say they are playing tennis and take a pic
 
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OrangeOne

Legend
ttwarrior1 said:
well its after and im holding the trophy and sweaty anyway. Anyone can stand on a court with a racket and say they are playing tennis and take a pic
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Anyone can title a thread "Finally found a pic of me holding a trophy and sweaty" and be accurate, too.

These boards amuse me sometimes.
 
r2473

r2473

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^^ Everyone does...........especially those that feel the need to post this fact randomly on chat boards.

By the way (just so everyone knows), I regularly sleep with random super models.
 
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Winky

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as I've repeatedly told people, my lob is 140. LOTS of spin.
 
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iplaylikeyourgrandma

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Draw your own conclusions...

ttwarrior1, by posting a direct link to your photo on facebook with your name in the caption, I'm going to call you out on your claims of playing in the "open" division and hitting 130MPH serves...

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In this picture you say that you play in the "open" division

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This is the first post of this thread, saying that you serve 130 (I assume MPH)

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Here is a facebook post (that is public) saying that you are looking for a 3.5 doubles player


3.5 doubles player? I don't know of any 3.5s that can hit 130MPH serves and who also can play "open" and win. Audience, you decide if ttwarrior1 is telling the truth or not
 
pyrokid

pyrokid

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AHAHAHAhaha...

We all knew he was BSing this whole time, but he still insisted that he was telling the truth...

I can't wait to see what he says to get out of this one.
 
arche3

arche3

Banned
iplaylikeyourgrandma said:
ttwarrior1, by posting a direct link to your photo on facebook with your name in the caption, I'm going to call you out on your claims of playing in the "open" division and hitting 130MPH serves...

pic2chq.jpg

In this picture you say that you play in the "open" division

pic3sc.jpg

This is the first post of this thread, saying that you serve 130 (I assume MPH)

pic1r.jpg

Here is a facebook post (that is public) saying that you are looking for a 3.5 doubles player


3.5 doubles player? I don't know of any 3.5s that can hit 130MPH serves and who also can play "open" and win. Audience, you decide if ttwarrior1 is telling the truth or not
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good detective work lol. I don't know many 3.5 players serving 135 mph either. Personally I am too freakin old (43) to bother with any of that stuff.
 
polski

polski

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Wow, that is as bad as someone can get called out on a lie. I doubt we'll hear from ttwarrior for a while. Gotta be embarrassing.
 
AceKing

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lol, everyone is taking ttwarrior way too seriously. Go back and read his "Greatest Post You May Ever Read" post from 5 years ago. This guy is highly entertaining. . . far more so than 99% of the other posters around here.
Oh but hey. . . I love how you guys are all so proud of yourselves for calling him out as a fraud. Awesome job.
 
arche3

arche3

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AceKing said:
lol, everyone is taking ttwarrior way too seriously. Go back and read his "Greatest Post You May Ever Read" post from 5 years ago. This guy is highly entertaining. . . far more so than 99% of the other posters around here.
Oh but hey. . . I love how you guys are all so proud of yourselves for calling him out as a fraud. Awesome job.
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Nobody is proud lol. I do not need to go back and read a thread from 5 years ago. Why? Who cares if he is making stuff up. What is funny is he has his personal information posted here and he was caught. That is funny.

Unless...... That facebook profile is in fact not him. and he is using it to ridicule the guy. then that is just mean and rude. So either scenario the guy is a fraud.
 
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iplaylikeyourgrandma

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arche3 said:
Unless...... That facebook profile is in fact not him. and he is using it to ridicule the guy. then that is just mean and rude. So either scenario the guy is a fraud.
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It's him, and I only posted it because it's public information, especially if the OP is sharing a facebook link of himself with a picture caption of his name, also with links to the "Evansville Community Tennis Association"

In fact, If you click on the facebook link in the OP's 1st post of this thread, he links to his picture, and then if you click on "Back to group", then read the Wall for "Evansville Community Tennis Association" you will see the same post.

I'm sure if you really wanted to verify and look up the person's USTA rating on tennislink you'll probably be able to find him too.
 
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Archmage

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Because he admitted that he is at "350" in that pic, I may as well bluntly convey that:

No man of his... carriage... could possibly move his body efficiently and quickly enough to generate the power for a 130mph serve. If he did, he'd probably rip something internally (seriously)... Furthermore, a man like this couldn't possibly run down well-placed shots w/o risking serious injury. If the game is fast enough, then proper footwork is difficult enough even just hitting down the middle.

Perhaps he really did mean 130KPH. I'm giving the OP the benefit of doubt that he wouldn't try to convince us that he is a competitive player. Perhaps he's just showing us that he is still somewhat fit and capable despite his size, and that he is proud if his progress and his victory.

If so: Good for him. Congrats on the victory.

A 130mph claim from nearly anyone demands high-FPS video proof or similar validation. That much is obvious.
 
polski

polski

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^^^agreed

This big of a person might be able to hit as fast as me, but no way can he put 130mph heat on it like Fed or Roddick. I am 6'3", 205 lbs and I work out 3-4 times per week for strength and flexibility. I have a fairly decent serve at a 4/4.5 level that gives me some free points. If my 1st ball is going 100-105, I would be happy.
 
ttwarrior1

ttwarrior1

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oh ok i see, our 3.5 is not a usta league but a local league. our 3.5 players play 5.0 usta. Our highest level is 4.0
 
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ian2

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ttwarrior1 is probably pulling a Borat on us. He's either making fun of himself ("our 3.5 players play 5.0 usta", LOL) or of someone else (a bit insensitive :) if that's the case). But regardless, I think he's making fun of people given to delusions of grandeur and others given to offering attitude adjustments. The two categories often overlap, myself included :)

ttwarrior1, congrats on your deadpan delivery. Rock on!
 
Totai

Totai

Professional
ttwarrior1 said:
oh ok i see, our 3.5 is not a usta league but a local league. our 3.5 players play 5.0 usta. Our highest level is 4.0
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Why call them 3.5 if they play 5.0 usta? just consolidate the ratings and it will be easier for you to remember.
 
Blade0324

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Can't use the barns in Kentucky to play tennis in the winter. The livestock have to be in there. He's busy lifting weights to bulk up for next season. I don't care if he can hit 130 or not. At 350 it would be easy to just drop shot and lob him till he had a heart attack.
 
equinox

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haha, 130mph?

i've watched a pretty solidly built 3.5 player serving at 115mph - 190kph.

his serve was wicked like 5.0 level, forehand 4.5, backhand 3.5, court positioning and tactics 3.0, movement 3.0, fitness 2.0.
 
nalvarado

nalvarado

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ian2 said:
ttwarrior1 is probably pulling a Borat on us. He's either making fun of himself ("our 3.5 players play 5.0 usta", LOL) or of someone else (a bit insensitive :) if that's the case). But regardless, I think he's making fun of people given to delusions of grandeur and others given to offering attitude adjustments. The two categories often overlap, myself included :)

ttwarrior1, congrats on your deadpan delivery. Rock on!
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I serve 130 not.
 
ttwarrior1

ttwarrior1

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yes i do superslow weight training most of the time. Every once in awhile i like to show off how much weight i can lift because some people seem to think your supposed to throw and jerk weights around.
Superslow is the way to go
 
Marshredder

Marshredder

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So you're claiming you're a 5.0? I dont want to be rude, but you're hardly a small guy. Doesnt seem like you'd have the fitness to keep up with 4.5's, never mind about higher...
 
arche3

arche3

Banned
Marshredder said:
So you're claiming you're a 5.0? I dont want to be rude, but you're hardly a small guy. Doesnt seem like you'd have the fitness to keep up with 4.5's, never mind about higher...
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No he is not 5.0. He is not rated because he is an "open" player and wins them. so 5.5 or 6.0 at the least. :)
 
aphex

aphex

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ttwarrior post from 2005:

took over today as coach against another team. Our coach couldnt make the trip as he was away on a mission , since he is a minister also.
This is what i did. We were playing the top ranked team in the state. We are last if they had a rank for that.
Our #1 seed cant beat their #1 seed or even the other teams #2 seed. So i decided to make our worst player the #1 seed. I decided if their guy can beat our #1 guy without a doubt then why not just make it a cheap victory.

I put our second worst player as the #2 seed.

Yes both got beat 6-0 6-0

HERES WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

The team, coach were were playing all thought they were gonna play our top 2 guys at 1 and 2. He confronts me and I blew him a kiss and laughed. Everyone is now in shock. I lined up my players and we all did the Ric Flair strut and said WHOOOOOO!!!!!!

I Made our best player the #3 seed, and out second best player the #4 seed and our 3rd best playe the #5 seed.

Guess what happened . We won 3 to 2. ha ha ha ha!!

I did the same thing with the girls, and in doubles .

Everyone there was fuming. The coaches , parents. We were the visiting team and there were around 200 or so there spread out .

People calling us cheaters, names and everything you can think of.

I mean the guy i had at #1 is a rookie thats only been playing like a week and cant even get it over the net sometimes if you hit it straight too him.
I mean the punk millionaire kid he was playing was like WTF.

He figured it out later when he saw our best guy beating up their #3 seed.

We've played this team every year since 1976 and havent even won ten matches total i don't think until i took over.
The players on the other team were crying , even some of the parents. They said they were gonna ban us from local tourneys. Turn us into the commissioner. I said go ahead and tell him that we kicked your teams buttocks. THE BEST TEAM WON

Okay i weigh 320 , closer to 350 actuallly and for some reason the coach challenges me to a match. Yes he is better than me but not by alot. I was pumped, motivated. WE had both teams, parents, cops. People running around everywhere. People pulling over trying to figure out what was going on.

Yes he called everyshot i hit on the line out and im like okay, dont even blink and accept it. He was acting like a wild animal during the match . So i decide to start serving to the middle so he cant call my shots out . I served like 80 percent first serve. I was having trouble with his serve so i did more drop shots . He won the 1st set 6-4. I won the second set coming back from 4-0 to win 6-4 . We then did a ten pt tie breaker. First person to 10 win by 2. He was up 9-0 and give up . I then just go for , get two aces. 9-2. I then get two winners 9-4. Still upset knowing im gonna lose. I then get two errors from him on my serve. 9-6. I then get two big time lucky winners from the tape and a miss hit. 9-8. I then get an another winner. I end up winning 24-22 . The team picks me up and carries me off the court. He slams his 300 racket down and breaks it. I mean we celebrated for like 15 minutes. We kept telling stories about the matches we played. WE couldnt stop laughing.
WE decided to to to mcdonalds but after we won we decided its time to go to Golden Corral.
GUESS WHAT HAPPENS. OTHER TEAM SHOWS UP . MORE COMING
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ttwarrior1

ttwarrior1

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just ate a bag of doritos and 14 mini snickers. Motiviation just goes away. did 1 hour of lifting and cardio though. One thing counters another.

On a side note: Ive beaten 6.0 7.0 and even lost to 3.0's
 
cork_screw

cork_screw

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Well in all honesty you were playing 500 lbs opponents, so you were comparatively light as a feather. BTW, next time just mention you're overweight, I don't need to squint and vomit with the visuals.
 
arche3

arche3

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ttwarrior1 said:
just ate a bag of doritos and 14 mini snickers. Motiviation just goes away. did 1 hour of lifting and cardio though. One thing counters another.

On a side note: Ive beaten 6.0 7.0 and even lost to 3.0's
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it does not counter the other lol. 14 mini snickers?

and extra lol at you beating a 6-7.0. you are too much. :)
 
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