I fail to see the relevance of including suresh on this list but we will have to wait and see. Like I said, Nadal's prime is long past him, he's not the clay beast he once was, he's too inconsistent these days on clay, he hasn't been playing well, he can't sustain decent form anymore, he's very vulnerable right now, and has been declining for well over a year.
Crapping his pants and losing five games to Simone Bolelli in such an embarrassing fashion, are you really trying to convince anybody that isn't pathetic? You'd have to be a professional comedian to think Nadal can win RG over Rolaids. Based on that alone, if Nadal somehow struggles to beat Denis Istomin in the second round, playing his mug tennis, he will surely lose to Eduardo Schwank in the third. But it wouldn't matter even if Schwank gave him a walk over.
I don't see Nadal winning squat dropping the ball short, having no back hand, no forehand and no serve. Do you get it now? If Nadal played Rolaids right now he would be lucky to win two games on his favourite surface. He doesn't come close to the talent of Rolaids, never mind Toblerone. Nope. Nadal is simply incapable of winning three games off a non Zombie Cvac. It all just proves exactly what I have been saying all along; Rolaids is a dead lock for the trophy even before the tournament began.
I'm not kidding. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it.
I fail to see the relevance of including suresh on this list but we will have to wait and see. Like I said, Nadal's prime is long past him, he's not the clay beast he once was, he's too inconsistent these days on clay, he hasn't been playing well, he can't sustain decent form anymore, he's very vulnerable right now, and has been declining for well over a year.
Crapping his pants and losing five games to Simone Bolelli in such an embarrassing fashion, are you really trying to convince anybody that isn't pathetic? You'd have to be a professional comedian to think Nadal can win RG over Rolaids. Based on that alone, if Nadal somehow struggles to beat Denis Istomin in the second round, playing his mug tennis, he will surely lose to Eduardo Schwank in the third. But it wouldn't matter even if Schwank gave him a walk over.
I don't see Nadal winning squat dropping the ball short, having no back hand, no forehand and no serve. Do you get it now? If Nadal played Rolaids right now he would be lucky to win two games on his favourite surface. He doesn't come close to the talent of Rolaids, never mind Toblerone. Nope. Nadal is simply incapable of winning three games off a non Zombie Cvac. It all just proves exactly what I have been saying all along; Rolaids is a dead lock for the trophy even before the tournament began.
I'm not kidding. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it.
I fail to see the relevance of including suresh on this list but we will have to wait and see. Like I said, Nadal's prime is long past him, he's not the clay beast he once was, he's too inconsistent these days on clay, he hasn't been playing well, he can't sustain decent form anymore, he's very vulnerable right now, and has been declining for well over a year.
Crapping his pants and losing five games to Simone Bolelli in such an embarrassing fashion, are you really trying to convince anybody that isn't pathetic? You'd have to be a professional comedian to think Nadal can win RG over Rolaids. Based on that alone, if Nadal somehow struggles to beat Denis Istomin in the second round, playing his mug tennis, he will surely lose to Eduardo Schwank in the third. But it wouldn't matter even if Schwank gave him a walk over.
I don't see Nadal winning squat dropping the ball short, having no back hand, no forehand and no serve. Do you get it now? If Nadal played Rolaids right now he would be lucky to win two games on his favourite surface. He doesn't come close to the talent of Rolaids, never mind Toblerone. Nope. Nadal is simply incapable of winning three games off a non Zombie Cvac. It all just proves exactly what I have been saying all along; Rolaids is a dead lock for the trophy even before the tournament began.
I'm not kidding. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it.
Great impersonation. Too bad everything you say here also happens to be the truth.
Also,thanks Kragster for starting an entire thread just for me. Bless your sweet little heart,hun. :lol:
I was wondering whether to do the NSK version on the Clarky version and I went with the Clarky version.
But here is the NSK version of players who can beat Rafa at 2012 RG
1) Jesus, but only in his absolute prime
2) Bjorn Borg on Steroids if Rafa was feeling mentally low because he just found out he had AIDS, someone kidnapped his dog and stole his kia
Nole 2.0 could beat him...not sure if Nole is quite at that form right now.
The thing about the top three is that it is hard to judge their form until they actually play each other. I think Nadal probably has the edge in form right now and RG has been his play pen. I haven't yet seen much of Nole 2.0 this year so Nadal is definitely the favorite.
Nole 2.0 could beat him...not sure if Nole is quite at that form right now.
The thing about the top three is that it is hard to judge their form until they actually play each other. I think Nadal probably has the edge in form right now and RG has been his play pen. I haven't yet seen much of Nole 2.0 this year so Nadal is definitely the favorite.
Didn't Federer play Nole 2.0 in last year's FO semi?
I was wondering whether to do the NSK version on the Clarky version and I went with the Clarky version
But here is the NSK version of players who can beat Rafa at 2012 RG
1) Jesus, but only in his absolute prime
2) Bjorn Borg on Steroids if Rafa was feeling mentally low because he just found out he had AIDS, someone kidnapped his dog and stole his kia
Djokovic 2.0 would never be able to beat Nadal 2010, even at the US Open. And Nadal 2010 is here, right now.
Djokovic 2.0 would never be able to beat Nadal 2010, even at the US Open. And Nadal 2010 is here, right now.
Nadal 2010 wasn't man enough even to finish the match against Murray on AO but then couldn't find another "injury" to pull out in Canada.
Nadal 2010 hasn't faced any tough opponent on US Open 2010.
Nadal 2010 was pounded by Davy.
Wow, imagine if Nadal wins his 7th, 8th, 9th or 10th Roland Garros title. That would be quite something, and worthy of unprecedented praise.
Great impersonation. Too bad everything you say here also happens to be the truth.
Also,thanks Kragster for starting an entire thread just for me. Bless your sweet little heart,hun. :lol:
Nadal 2010 wasn't man enough even to finish the match against Murray on AO but then couldn't find another "injury" to pull out in Canada.
Nadal 2010 hasn't faced any tough opponent on US Open 2010.
Nadal 2010 was pounded by Davy.
list is too short.
and Kuerten in his best 2 U.S Opens couldnt get 8 games off Yevgeny Kafelnikov or beat Pioline, nor reach the round that Wally Masur, Aaron Krickstein, or Karel Novacek reached. Thanks for playing.
Yeah,it is. You need to be added to it along with Magnus,Monfed,and Trollforthewin.
Yeah,it is. You need to be added to it along with Magnus,Monfed,and Trollforthewin.
wow, NSK at his best, not being able to read (READ AGAIN ID!OT, the guy asked who could beat your buttpicker at RG, gee). Can you really comprehend anything in general? as long as you have to say something stupid about Nadal, life is good, lol. NSK, you are my hero, lol.Wow, imagine if Nadal wins his 7th, 8th, 9th or 10th Roland Garros title. That would be quite something, and worthy of unprecedented praise.
and Kuerten in his best 2 U.S Opens couldnt get 8 games off Yevgeny Kafelnikov or beat Pioline, nor reach the round that Wally Masur, Aaron Krickstein, or Karel Novacek reached. Thanks for playing.
Nole
Fed
Delpotro
Andujar
Marcelo Rios
Lance Armstrong
Kermit the frog
My neighbours turtle
Santa Claus
Cookie monster
Added to list
Bud
Peter Polansky
That guy who claimed to be a Canadian alternate davis cup.
P.S. - No offense Clarky, just ribbing on you.
Magnus is actually a reasonable guess.
We all know Nadal is a goner in that matchup since Magnus will show up on court with a machine gun.
wow, NSK at his best, not being able to read (READ AGAIN ID!OT, the guy asked who could beat your buttpicker at RG, gee). Can you really comprehend anything in general? as long as you have to say something stupid about Nadal, life is good, lol. NSK, you are my hero, lol.
gosh, at least Clarky is charming and smart.
Rafa 2011 > Rafa 2010 . I thought you said he played amazingly last year. You prolly forgot.
Donald Young (even while eliminated)
Roland McDonald
TMF and his 20 aliases
Clarky21
Ryan Sweeting (even while eliminated)
Serena Williams (even while eliminated from womens draw)
Caroline Wozniacki
Sesame Street
70 year old Margaret Court
Tommy Robredo
Fernando Verdasco
Nicolas Almagro
any other Spanish player alive, dead, or otherwise
Mirka Federer
Excellent thread. It shows the depth of her shameless trolling.
None of you goons can read. I never said Nadal played better in 2011 than 2010. Nobody in the world would tell you that, let alone me. I'm not saying Nadal played terrible in 2011. He played great. But you are sorely mistaken if you thought I said Nadal played better in 2011 than 2010. I've been talking up Nadal's 2010 level, since 2010. All you have to do is read properly. It's the biggest mistake I see on this forum. Maybe there needs to be an age-limit, but not sure how it would be enforced.
Djokovic 2.0 would never be able to beat Nadal 2010, even at the US Open. And Nadal 2010 is here, right now.
Wow, imagine if Nadal wins his 7th, 8th, 9th or 10th Roland Garros title. That would be quite something, and worthy of unprecedented praise.
Djokovic 2.0 was never there on 2010. Djokovic 2.0 proved he can beat Nadal on any surface at any given time on any match format, and made Nadal his personal b**ch for 7 finals in a row. Sadly, Djokovic can't find that form again. It was clear in AO, that even though he won the event, he wasn't the Nole he was last year.
I was wondering whether to do the NSK version on the Clarky version and I went with the Clarky version
But here is the NSK version of players who can beat Rafa at 2012 RG
1) Jesus, but only in his absolute prime
2) Bjorn Borg on Steroids if Rafa was feeling mentally low because he just found out he had AIDS, someone kidnapped his dog and stole his kia
I had forgotten about that racket.Have we all forgot? It's obviously:
Anyone else imagine clarky as a middle aged man? No matter how many times I read "she" or "her" i go back to thinking she's a middle aged man.
Djokovic 2.0 wasn't in 2010? Then why is the 2010 US Open semi-final (Djokovic vs Federer, with Federer having 2 matchpoints) an almost identical match to the 2011 US Open semi-final (Djokovic vs Federer, with Federer having 2 matchpoints)? In fact, many would argue that Djokovic played even better in 2010 US Open.