meltphace 6
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Nice overgrip.
New business idea: 2-ball cans
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r2473
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New business idea; custom pillows for tennis fans
stringertom
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I'll do anything for Sewretch but not that!!!New business idea; custom pillows for tennis fans
Sentinel
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suresh does a second serve when the opponent doesn't get a sniff on his first.
stringertom
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Coolio
Professional
Is that a full bed of Big Banger? Wonder what tension she strings them at.
magdalenapratt
Semi-Pro
What about a can of 2 green balls accompanied by extra 2 pink Dunkin Donuts inside?
Or perhaps 1 1/2 bagels?
Or perhaps 1 1/2 bagels?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Racquetballs have long been sold in pairs and come in blue (for frustrated Sewretch), pink and green.
donquijote
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and less risk of coach grabbing your balls.
Dedans Penthouse
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Rusty Shackleford
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I like her abdomen in that photo. It's a beautiful soft curvy (not fat) abdomen. She is definitely not Sureshs (The Abdominable Doughman).I have been looking at that magazine cover photo for 45 minutes and have yet to migrate my eyes to the abdomen.
Such a beautiful person, inside and out. Kate's Twitter page has some quite funny comments at the expense of her other half, Justin Verlander.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
He might like the edible ball idea. Then he could name the brand "Sureshs's Balls" and become the WTA official ball provider. Then he would go around boasting that every WTA player has eaten his balls..
How about edible tennis balls sureshs?
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
When Sureshs's goes Number 2 in the locker room you can be certain the other player gets a sniff on that.
Dedans Penthouse
Legend
He might like the edible ball idea. Then he could name the brand "Sureshs's Balls" and become the WTA official ball provider. Then he would go around boasting that every WTA player has eaten his balls.
What "edible" idea wouldn't he like? . I think Sureshs would eat mercury if you put it on a cake.
r2473
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every7
Hall of Fame
He might like the edible ball idea. Then he could name the brand "Sureshs's Balls" and become the WTA official ball provider. Then he would go around boasting that every WTA player has eaten his balls.
"Suresh's Balls" could be a brandmark piloted in two different industries. Tennis balls and maybe a vegetarian Meatball meal replacement?
The next step would be to engage with WTA and become a verified supplier of products on the tour.
Complete market saturation.... While Irina-Camelia Begu is handling Sureshs's balls on centre court, John Tomic is using a WTA hospitality meal voucher to buy a serve of his meatballs in the player's lounge.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
LOL
One point though: Sureshs doesn't endorse the inhumane treatment of lettuce and other non-fattening vegetables, that's why his diet doesn't contain any of that crap.
every7
Hall of Fame
No. It's because in this case a third ball is gratuitous. One of two examples that spring to mind immediately.
vive le beau jeu !
Talk Tennis Guru
ok... how about 1-ball cans, then ?!Still quite common in Japan even now. Most people just buy multiple cans at the premium and pop a second one should the serving player end up with only one ball. I think they are great.
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oops, it seems i'm late to the party...
can we still pressurize them ?
please... just for the pssshhhhht
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every7
Hall of Fame
ok... how about 1-ball cans, then ?!
Okay, I will try. If I have to make do with only one ball, better it be with the fuzzy yellow variety.
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
Sureshs's balls come pre-filled with methane (i.e. Sureshs's Unnatural Gas).ok... how about 1-ball cans, then ?!
*EDIT*
oops, it seems i'm late to the party...
can we still pressurize them ?
please... just for the pssshhhhht
vive le beau jeu !
Talk Tennis Guru
ewww... i'll be very suspicious with the opening of tennis ball cans from nowSureshs's balls come pre-filled with methane (i.e. Sureshs's Unnatural Gas).
don't be surprised if ask you to open them yourself when we play !
Rusty Shackleford
G.O.A.T.
No worries, @stringertom sent me my regulation Chewretchian Vortex Gas Mask long ago. That's the only way I managed to survive Sureshs's AO threads.ewww... i'll be very suspicious with the opening of tennis ball cans from now
don't be surprised if ask you to open them yourself when we play !
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
If you reach your sack and feel two balls, you are normal.
If you feel three balls, good for you.
if you feel four balls, somebody's behind you!
If you feel three balls, good for you.
if you feel four balls, somebody's behind you!
stringertom
Bionic Poster
If the two extra ones you just felt are very HEAVY and LARGE, your troubles have just begun and will be measured in 23-minute increments.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
roflolIf the two extra ones you just felt are very HEAVY and LARGE, your troubles have just begun and will be measured in 23-minute increments.
look down to check if the shoes are pink.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
In a perfect world, buns and wienies are packaged in matching quantities. Sadly, it is not a perfect world inside The Vortex.2 players
2 serves
3 balls
hmmm
Tennisanity
Legend
2-ball cans already exist, they're called scrotums.
Do you have one of those?
Tennisanity
Legend
If you're trying to find out my gender, I'm not interested in you, either way. I like my mates even fatter.
I was asking about tennis ball cans
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Don't lie...you're always searching for that dream partner for your "Last Tango in San Poobiego".
Tennisanity
Legend
Well since 2-ball can = scrotums, you were asking if I had a scrotum_. Sicko. Not interested, please move on.
I AM interested in cans of tennis balls. Why is that sick?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
O lord, won't you buy me a two-ball can?
Sewretch tries to play ball with me
I wait each day for delivery til three
So lord, won't you buy a two-pack for me???
Gawd, I still miss Janis!
Big_Dangerous
Talk Tennis Guru
Big_Dangerous
Talk Tennis Guru
Why are you so enamored by cans of tennis balls? They're nothing special, just a plastic tube containing 3-4 tennis balls, that's been pressurized...
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Hello! This is OP of "Coach Grabbed My Balls".
The smell of fresh balls is invigorating
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song for you, Big Fella!
"Oooh, that smell
Can't you smell that smell
The smell of balls surrounds you"
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