Where is Nadal?

MichaelNadal

Bionic Poster
He'll be back for Monte Carlo, bank on it. ;)

nadalG2704_468x596.jpg


Ojala que si!
 

TheGhostOfAgassi

Talk Tennis Guru
This is why @vive le beau jeu ! loves the nedl so much.

He either wins all the tournaments in style (much like his own poasts), or bombs out of tournaments in style.

Unfortunately for him, none of his poasts have bombed so he's on his own sort of undecima.
Hahaha.
But... every person that is successful got haters. Every person that put themselves out there got haters.
Also... its the hater that is suffering not the other way around. The hater gains only stress, nothing more :)
 

edberg volleys

Hall of Fame
By theoretically extending the southern Philippe Chatrier baseline into the Atlantic ocean and measuring the perpendicular distance to Dreams Las Mareas using the scaling provided, I have determined that Nadal is (was!?!?!?) around 5.7 million metres behind it, which is probably lower than average.

WhereIsNadal2_zpsggkfsmcl.png
WhereIsNadal_zps10zj3c53.png


However, as we all know, Nadal waits for no one, and is probably now in space.

This really deserves an honourable mention :) Good old times :)
 

edberg volleys

Hall of Fame
Soon we won't be able to rely on google satellite maps in order to locate Nadal because it's only a matter of time before the satellite camera equipment receives an impact from a small green furry sphere struck at above exit velocity.

Whoever did the risk assessment during construction may have a lot to answer for... Unless it was Dr. Nadal after all? Perhaps there is evidence of his successful discovery of radiative PEDs circa 2005 that is in real trouble. Inb4 insurance fraud and Spanish approval.

Watch (this) space.
LMAO!
 

Amen786

Semi-Pro
Where is he exactly?

Why didn't he enter Acapulco or Dubai?

Where is Nadal?

This is in no way an attempt to deflect high current "spicy" tension between Fed Delusionerers and Nole Desperadovics (there, I mocked both, don't complain—just playin').
At my home now. Came over for a party & movie.
Now we're gonna have a breakfast of Halwa Puri & nihari.
 

octobrina10

Talk Tennis Guru
I think he already knows Prince Albert II! I think he won ATP Monaco singles title!
Yes, Rafa knows Prince Albert II. Rafa's suite at the Monte-Carlo Bay Hotel & Resort was inaugurated in the presence of Prince Albert and Rafa himself (in April 2018):

ATP+Masters+Series+Monte+Carlo+Rolex+Masters+rAqpd8XG3DDx.jpg

ATP+Masters+Series+Monte+Carlo+Rolex+Masters+yECgzW4z6IJx.jpg


rafael-nadal-gets-his-own-suite-at-monte-carlo-bay-hotel-5.jpg


42326_v5.jpeg
 
Top